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I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? No – your heart is only

From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building

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More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't

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A guy walks into a bar and says to his friend "Did you hear about Mike, he's dead!" His

1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend

old-man-laughing 'N Vieslike oom stap by ABSA in en skree op die vrou agter die toonbank: 'Ek

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I promised to look after a friends cat for the week. My place has a glass atrium that goes through

Apparently CPR is not as easy as AB C. You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left

Die twee ou skool pelle, Piet en Koos, loop mekaar raak na twintig jaar. "Haai, ou Piet, jy lyk

Die boer lê en slaap in sy huis toe die selfoon skielik begin lui. Toe hy antwoord, is dit ou Petrus

A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before