A Help desk guy speaking to a lady
user...
Help desk: Double click on "My
Computer".
Lady: I can't see your
computer...
Help desk: No... click on "My
Computer" on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can I click on ur
computer from my computer???!!
Help desk: there is an icon labelled
"My Computer" on your computer... double click on it...
Lady: What the hell is your computer
doing on my computer ??!!!
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it."