[Fwd: how to frustrate your doctor]
Kailash Shastri
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| Subject: | how to frustrate your doctor |
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| Date: | Wed, 11 Oct 2006 13:02:24 +0530 |
| From: | NIPUN ARORA <nipun...@pnb.co.in> |
| To: | Mahima Gupta Jain <mah...@e-lixirweb.com> |
How to frustrate your Doctor! How to frustrate your Doctor!
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and
screaming in pain "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."
DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
DOCTOR: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some
cream on the place you were stung."
MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
sitting under a tree."'
DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
"Which one?"
MAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
Best Regards,
Mahima Gupta Jain
Consultant - Automotive & Logistics
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