Good Ones

[Kailash Shastri]

 

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her  that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.


5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC 
  

 6 . Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 



 7  Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 


 8 . When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the  ELECTRICITY BILL.

 9 . "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

 

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Thanks & Regards,
Deepak Arora

Sr. Programmer
Design & Development
Elixir Web Solutions
Okhla B-52, 1st Floor, Phase I,
 New Delhi  India

Board#: 91-11-40521543
Fax#: 91-11-26282854
Email:dee...@e-lixirweb.com
Website: http://www.e-lixirweb.com/
 

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