FEW MUNNA BHAI JOKES.....
Kailash Shastri
PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh
nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole
toh Baelgaadi.
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MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI
Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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CIRCUIT
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar raha hai
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Regards,
Rahul Rohini
Associate Programmer
Design &
Development
Elixir Web Solutions
Okhla B-52, 1st Floor, Phase I,
New Delhi India
Board#: 91-11-41407425
Fax#:
91-11-26282854
Email: rah...@e-lixirweb.com
Website: www.e-lixirweb.com
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Founded in 2000, Elixir Web Solutions Group is a multifaceted corporate. The core business lines of Elixir are Web and Software Development, Talent search, HR Outsourcing and Staffing Services, Business Process Outsourcing and is considered to be one of the largest talent search houses and Software Solution provider in the country. In Software Solutions Division we have the best of technical resources to develop that critical application your business needs to reach the next level. Be it your corporate web presence, or ecommerce application to PDA development or complex programming we can provide a professional solution. Elixir, today is servicing over 100 clients in USA and UK along with many others in India and we strive to become the largest offshore development facility for oversees businesses. In Talent Search division our network of resources has the flexibility to meet the different requirements of Recruitment, HR Outsourcing and Staffing services. Aligned in Industry specific practices viz. IT, Telecom, ITES, Media, Healthcare, B.F.S.I. (Banking, Insurance and Financial Services), Research and Pharmaceutical our clients span high profile early stage to large Fortune 500 companies. Elixir today is an employer of over 100 consultants having specialized skills and has a vision to be the first recognized leader in Recruitment Process Outsourcing. |