Life fandass
Kailash Shastri
Life fandass..... .... :)
"U love someone
U marry someone
else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u
loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has
it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has
it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says
u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you
can cos there is
limit of kidding n someone just crossed
it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as
handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child
believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.
If the liver fails, the
kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na
apne bachchon ko karne
denge.
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What's the diff
between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an
expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke
bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte
hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
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The Japanese
have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a
picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Never take some one for
granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart
because you might wake up one
day and realise that you have lost a
diamond while you were too busy
collecting stones." Remember this always
in life.
Thanks & Regards
Amanpreet Singh
Khabra
Excutive Business Development
Design &
Development
Elixir Web Solutions
Email: amanp...@e-lixirweb.com
Skype- elixirwebsolutions
Website: www.elixirwebsolutions.com
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