A Bedtime Story

[Loren S]

My dad just turned to me, after watching a piece on the NSA on the Daily Show, and asked, "Have you thought of applying to clandestine service?  Like the CIA?"

Me: a;dslkfajsd;f Dad.  I can't even get an internship at a nonprofit.  I'm not going to get into the CIA.

What's the weirdest job suggestion you've gotten?

[Julie Johannessen]

Hmm -- possibly my mom's "You should become a lobbyist in DC!" after meeting a distant family member who was doing that exact thing.

When I have absolutely zero background or predilection towards or particular fondness of politics. ldakjfgølkdf

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[Loren S]

Ironically, that is the kind of thing I am applying to do.

[Raina Kennedy]

HAHAHA well ya know, the CIA comes recruiting at Middlebury every year. One of my friends was in the Chinese language school last summer and said there was a CIA employee in a few of her classes, and he had to eat separately from all the other students and didn't live with anyone else on campus. CLANDESTINE SERVICE!!!

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[Loren S]

That sounds not very fun.

[Loren S]

aldskfj;asdkfa and I'd have to do a background check which would PROBABLY bring up RP.

On Mon, Aug 6, 2012 at 11:21 PM, Raina Kennedy <therai...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Julie Johannessen]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Raina Kennedy]

HAHAHAHA what do you think the CIA would do if they found our CDJs/?!?!?!?! 

[Allison Brown]

they would have to dwi.

[Julie Johannessen]

ugh I knew I should've used a pseudonym when I started 13 years ago

[Allison Brown]

i'm waiting for the day when rp comes out in my studio practice

and i'll be like

suck tits, it's part of my creative research

[Allison Brown]

anyway thank god the cia has no usage for people who make pretty pictures WHEW AM I RITE

On 6 Aug 2012, at 23:37 PM, Julie Johannessen wrote:

[Loren S]

Well at least it's not 4chan.  The government ain't hiring shit from 4chan.

[Allison Brown]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAITING FOR MOOT TO REVEAL HIS ULTIMATE CONSPIRACY TBH

[Julie Johannessen]

guys

I hate cover letters

so much

just putting that out there

[Loren S]

ME.  TOO.

True story: I accidentally saved my resume & cover letter template into my "creative writing" folder.  I am leaving them there.

[Julie Johannessen]

#ACCURATE

[Allison Brown]

Sad story: it took me until now, roughly 14 hours later, to understand what this meant.

The caffeine helped though, okay.

HAHAHAHAHA

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