Overheard on the subway

[Raina Kennedy]

I am eavesdropping on the dumbest conversation. a guy and a girl are sitting next to each other chatting, they look to be hispanic (probably dominican), so the guy is talking about his strategy for picking up girls, he's like "i always have two or three targets, like there was this one girl, actually my boy -my roommate -is going out with her now but I tried to get with her first. Her name is genesis. So I was trying to get with her but then she started talking to this black guy and I was like never mind, I dont like you no more. She went home with the dude so I was never getting with her anyway because she must have a thing for black guys."

And theother girl is like, "so do you get mad girls then?" So now the dude is talking about how he sabotaged someones relationship and hooked up with this dudes girl, he is justifying it with "im the best boyfriend tho"

Other gems
"he used to hit her. He'd be like, you smell like sex, and then he'd smack that bitch"

And now they're gone. Hope you enjoyed that. I to tell someone what I was witnessing, it was just too good

[Allison Brown]

HOLY SHIT

the subway, when i was visiting, was just this pool of awe and horror that i would dip my toe into de temps en temps. i'd apologize to someone and marie was like OMG YOU APOLOGIZED, THAT IS SO PRECIOUS and GUYS I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR TUBE

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