During a visit to the mental
asylum, I asked the director,
"How do you determine
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
Well," said the director,
"we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I
said. "A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."
"No." said the director,
"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a
bed near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS
ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE??
