Fairly Universal Nonsense for October 08, 2008

[J NA]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
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A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet and
instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head.

The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden
block.

The man shrugs his shoulders and takes a mighty swing.

Three years later, the magician wakes up from a coma in the
hospital and goes.... "Taa-Daa!"
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My husband grew increasingly displeased as our teenage
daughter and her boyfriend studied in her room late one
evening. Finally losing patience shortly after midnight,
he knocked sharply on her door.  Her boyfriend immediately
opened it and asked if something was wrong.

"I have to ask you to move your car," my husband told him.

"Oh, sure. Is it in someone's way?"

"No," he replied, "it's parked in the wrong driveway."
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One day a mother took her 6-year-old son with her to visit
a friend at work. Everyone there knew her, and she was
offered a cup of coffee. That day, as one of the employees
went to make more coffee, her son followed her and asked,
"What are you doing?"

"I'm making your mom's favorite drink," she answered.

Imagine the woman's shock when she heard her son say, "Wow!
You know how to make beer?"

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