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Sep 13, 2008, 4:00:33 PM9/13/08
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Our daughter signed up for shop class because she thought
it meant visiting different malls. - Syman Hirsch
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Two Irishmen in a bar and one said to the other.
"Hey! Can you tell me what the date is please?"
"No idea." says the other.
"But you've got a newspaper in your pocket," he says.
"Sorry mate, its no use, it's yesterday's!"
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a long time ago: One day a Cowpoke riding the plains, came upon a warrior with his head down on the ground with his ear on a wagon track, the warrior looked up at the cowpoke and said" Wagon with two horses, one black, one white, man with beard drive, smoke pipe, women ride, wear blue dress with bonnet" the cowpoke looks at the warrior and said" you mean you can tell me all that just by listening to a wagon track? The warrior looked up and replied, "No! Run over me half hour ago...
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A distraught young man made an appointment with a psychiatrist.
"I was out of town on business," he told the doctor," and I
wired my wife that I would be coming home on Tuesday, instead
of Wednesday. When I got in I went straight home as fast as
I could, and when I got there I found her in bed with my best
friend!"
The man then broke down into uncontrollable tears.
The doctor considered the problem for a couple of moments then
said, "Maybe she never got your telegram."
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You are reading Fairly Universal Nonsense: The biggest and best (humble too) joke newsletter on all the Internet (no lie Ive looked around) If you like it then forward it to a friend and tell them to sign up. If you are that friend sign up at: http://fairlyuniversalnonsense.googlepages.com/home
If you have any questions, comments, suggestions, complaints, praises, snide remarks, or anything else you can think of, then I would appreciate it if you would email them to me at jess...@gmail.com. Yes, there is a jessebg1 but you wont get a response. Sometimes it seems that I am sending these jokes to nobody so it would be nice to get some feedback as to how I am doing. Yes, I would even like your complaints and snide remarks.
Feel free to send this Newsletter to your friends, enemy's, or other groups. I don't care. Just keep the title, content, and this little rant on the bottom intact.
it meant visiting different malls. - Syman Hirsch
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Two Irishmen in a bar and one said to the other.
"Hey! Can you tell me what the date is please?"
"No idea." says the other.
"But you've got a newspaper in your pocket," he says.
"Sorry mate, its no use, it's yesterday's!"
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a long time ago: One day a Cowpoke riding the plains, came upon a warrior with his head down on the ground with his ear on a wagon track, the warrior looked up at the cowpoke and said" Wagon with two horses, one black, one white, man with beard drive, smoke pipe, women ride, wear blue dress with bonnet" the cowpoke looks at the warrior and said" you mean you can tell me all that just by listening to a wagon track? The warrior looked up and replied, "No! Run over me half hour ago...
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A distraught young man made an appointment with a psychiatrist.
"I was out of town on business," he told the doctor," and I
wired my wife that I would be coming home on Tuesday, instead
of Wednesday. When I got in I went straight home as fast as
I could, and when I got there I found her in bed with my best
friend!"
The man then broke down into uncontrollable tears.
The doctor considered the problem for a couple of moments then
said, "Maybe she never got your telegram."
--
You are reading Fairly Universal Nonsense: The biggest and best (humble too) joke newsletter on all the Internet (no lie Ive looked around) If you like it then forward it to a friend and tell them to sign up. If you are that friend sign up at: http://fairlyuniversalnonsense.googlepages.com/home
If you have any questions, comments, suggestions, complaints, praises, snide remarks, or anything else you can think of, then I would appreciate it if you would email them to me at jess...@gmail.com. Yes, there is a jessebg1 but you wont get a response. Sometimes it seems that I am sending these jokes to nobody so it would be nice to get some feedback as to how I am doing. Yes, I would even like your complaints and snide remarks.
Feel free to send this Newsletter to your friends, enemy's, or other groups. I don't care. Just keep the title, content, and this little rant on the bottom intact.
--
You are reading Fairly Universal Nonsense: The biggest and best (humble too) joke newsletter on all the Internet (no lie Ive looked around) If you like it then forward it to a friend and tell them to sign up. If you are that friend sign up at: http://fairlyuniversalnonsense.googlepages.com/home
If you have any questions, comments, suggestions, complaints, praises, snide remarks, or anything else you can think of, then I would appreciate it if you would email them to me at jess...@gmail.com. Yes, there is a jessebg1 but you wont get a response. Sometimes it seems that I am sending these jokes to nobody so it would be nice to get some feedback as to how I am doing. Yes, I would even like your complaints and snide remarks.
Feel free to send this Newsletter to your friends, enemy's, or other groups. I don't care. Just keep the title, content, and this little rant on the bottom intact.
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