Fairly Universal Nonsense for October 09, 2008

[J NA]

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way
through the file that contained my very extensive medical
history.

After he finished all seventeen pages, he looked at me and said,
"You look better in person than you do on paper."
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With the blonde on the witness stand the attorney opened his
questioning. "Where were you the night of August 24th?"

"Objection! Irrelevant!" Cried the other lawyer.

"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the stand. "I don't mind
answering the question."

"I object!" the lawyer said again.

"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."

The judge ruled, "If the witness insists on answering, there is no
reason for the defense to object."

So the attorney repeated the question: "Where were you the night of
August 24th?"

"I don't know!"
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This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light a
, woman comes up and pretends to be washing
your windshield and drivers door window.

While she is doing this another person opens another
car door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this.  They got me 7 times Friday
and 5 times Saturday.  I drove for hours but wasn't
able to find them on Sunday.

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