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• Daily Funny Pictures.. (41 pictures + Funny News)
• Aladin (2009) - Exclusive Trailer!!
• Burj Dubai – Record for The world’s tallest building and highest installation of an aluminium and glass fagade!!
• Oktoberfest 2009 – World’s Largest fair (55 pictures)
• Don’t visit brothel unless with Money.. (+18) (Joke)
• Kate Beckinsale – The sexiest Women Alive according to Esquire!! (7 pictures)
• Birthday gift for Wife.. (+18) (Joke)
• Smartest Dog.. (Joke)
• Bigg Boss (Season 3) – Pictures and description of Housemates!!
• Ashley Greene .. Very Hot (12 pictures)
• Banta and Compaq.. (Joke)
• Spelling Mistake… (Joke)
• Foolish Pakistani army.. (Joke)
• Pregnant Amrita Arora given an expulsion from Season’s Greetings (3 pictures)
• Selfish Pig by Andy Riley.. Hilarious (15 pictures)
• Maharaja’s Express – The new Luxury train from Mumbai-Delhi-Kolkata (12 pictures)

Daily Funny Pictures.. (41 pictures + Funny News) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 05:48 AM PDT Welcome again to this section Daily Funny pictures… Starting with this funny Dirty Joke One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, “Anything you say can and will be Held against you.” He replies “BREASTS.” Now enjoy the Post…. don’t miss to check last pic….

Aladin (2009) - Exclusive Trailer!! Posted: 05 Oct 2009 05:02 AM PDT Director : Sujoy Ghosh Cast : Amitabh Bachchan, Sanjay Dutt, Riteish Deshmukh, Jacqueline Fernandez, Victor Banerji, Ratna Pathak, Mita Vashishth, Joy Sengupta, Arif Zakaria Music Director : Vishal Dadlani, Shekhar Ravjiani Lyricist : Vishal Dadlani, Anvita Dutt Guptan Editor : Suresh Pai Sound Designer : Dwarak Warrier, Madhu Apsara Choreographer : Shaimak Davar Playback Singer : Shaan, Sunidhi Chauhan, Shreya Ghoshal, Shankar Mahadevan, Amitabh Bachchan, Sudesh Bhosle, Sanjay Dutt, Vishal Dadlani, Anushka Manchanda, Shekhar Ravjiani Synopsis : From the land of myths and legends - India - comes a fantasy adventure for the entire family. Directed by Sujoy Ghosh, ‘Aladin’ is a modern re-imagining of the classic tale of ‘Aladin and The Magic Lamp’. Aladin Chatterjee (Riteish Deshmukh) lives in the city of Khwaish, an orphan who has been bullied since childhood by Kasim and his gang. But his life changes when Jasmine (Jacqueline Fernandez) gives him a magic lamp - because it lets loose the genie Genius (Amitabh Bachchan). Desperate to grant him 3 wishes and seek the end of his contract with the Magic Lamp, the rock-star Genius makes Aladin’s life difficult until the real threat looms on the horizon : the ex-genie Ringmaster (Sanjay Dutt). Why does Ringmaster want to kill Aladin? What is the dark secret about Aladin’s past that Genius is carrying? And what is Aladin’s destiny? Find out more in this swashbuckling fantasy adventure film from Eros International and Boundscript Production.

Burj Dubai – Record for The world’s tallest building and highest installation of an aluminium and glass fagade!! Posted: 05 Oct 2009 04:52 AM PDT Exterior cladding for Burj Dubai, the world’s tallest building standing at 662 metres, has now been completed. Picture taken in June 2009 shows the Burj Dubai tower (L) in Dubai. ——————————————————— The tower has broken a world record for the highest installation of an aluminium and glass fagade. The total weight of aluminium used on Burj Dubai is equivalent to that of five A380 aircraft and the total length of stainless steel bull nose fins is 293 times, the height of Eiffel Tower in Paris. Burj Dubai is being developed by Emaar Properties PJSC. The exterior cladding of Burj Dubai was carried out by the Arabian Aluminium Company, in association with Hong Kong-based Far East Aluminium, which started work in May 2007 employing more than 380 skilled engineers and on-site technicians.

Oktoberfest 2009 – World’s Largest fair (55 pictures) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 04:07 AM PDT (Please Note: Some pictures may be not suitable for minors) Oktoberfest is a 16 day festival held each year in Munich, Germany, running from late September to early October. It is one of the most famous events in Germany and the world’s largest fair, with some six million people attending every year, and is an important part of Bavarian culture. Other cities across the world also hold Oktoberfest celebrations, modeled after the Munich event. Visitors also eat huge amounts of traditional hearty fare such as Hendl (chicken), Schweinsbraten (roast pork), Haxn (knuckle of pork), Steckerlfisch (grilled fish on a stick), Würstel (sausages) along with Brezeln (Pretzel), Knödeln (potato or bread dumplings), Käsespätzle (cheese noodles), Reiberdatschi (potato pancakes), Sauerkraut or Rotkraut (red cabbage) along with such Bavarian delicacies as Obatzda (a fatty, spiced cheese-butter concoction) and Weisswurst (a white sausage). Source: Wikipedia This Whole series of pictures taken this year at the start of Oktoberfest (September 19,2009) until it ends on October 4..

Don’t visit brothel unless with Money.. (+18) (Joke) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 04:05 AM PDT Jack is one horny guy and is not sure what to do about it. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. Jack walks down the street to the local brothel and knocks on the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she can do for him. “I’m really horny but I only have $5. What can you do for me?”, Jack asks the madam. She looks over this fellow and tells him, “Don’t worry we can take care of you. No problem”.

Kate Beckinsale – The sexiest Women Alive according to Esquire!! (7 pictures) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 03:42 AM PDT Men’s lifestyle magazine Esquire has named Kate Beckinsale ("Underworld") its Sexiest Woman Alive in its November issue.

Birthday gift for Wife.. (+18) (Joke) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 03:20 AM PDT A Business executive & a labourer are buying gifts for their wives birthday. The Business executive says: “I got my wife a brand new BMW & a diamond ring, that way if she doesn’t like the ring she can take it back in her BMW & still be happy” The labourer says: “I got my wife a pair of slippers & a dildo, that way if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself!!!”

Smartest Dog.. (Joke) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 03:04 AM PDT Three men are in a coffee shop bragging about their dogs. Each claims to have the world’s smartest dog. The first man says, “MY dog is so smart, every morning I give him two dollars and he goes to the corner shop to buy me the Herald. He knows it’s the only paper I’ll ever read. He comes back with the correct change. Now that’s a smart dog.”

Bigg Boss (Season 3) – Pictures and description of Housemates!! Posted: 05 Oct 2009 02:58 AM PDT Vodafone presents Bigg Boss Season 3 is back and bigger than ever.  This year, the Big B of entertainment, Mr. Amitabh Bachchan has been roped in to add more excitement to the show. In this season of Bigg Boss, Mr. Bachchan will be playing the role of ‘Pop Philosopher’   - a unique concept that will be one of the differentiators of this season from the rest. As ‘Pop Philosopher’,   Big B will bridge the gap between ‘Bigg Boss Season 3’ participants and viewers – through contextualizing events, simplifying emotions and most importantly, analyzing developments that happen within the ‘Bigg Boss’ house. ‘Bigg Boss’ presents the unique combination of reality and real unscripted drama. It is the ultimate reality show where 13 handpicked strangers are locked in a house, for 85 days, with 35 cameras following their every move 24×7 and Bigg Boss, the ultimate authority in the house who ensures that their stay is anything but comfortable. As the 14 hand picked contestants vie with each other to survive in the Bigg Boss house, irritation, backbiting and backstabbing reach its prime. This is one show that brings out the best and the worst side of contestants. This is the first time in the history of Bigg Boss that viewers got the chance to decide who they’d like to see inside the Bigg Boss house, as inmates. On first Episode telecast on 4th October 2009 … presenting here the List of Celebrities Choosen by viewers: ————————————— 1. Ismail Darbar Ismail Darbar is a notable musician of Indian Film Industry. Born in Surat and a violinist by nature got his first break with block buster movie “Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam”. Ismail Darbar is the 1st housemate of the Big Boss Season 3.

Ashley Greene .. Very Hot (12 pictures) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 01:13 AM PDT

Banta and Compaq.. (Joke) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 01:05 AM PDT Banta was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left him over 50 lacs. Banta was so happy when the warden said he would put it in trust untll he was released. The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying the money up. Banta said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a computer. The warden said “sure” and got him a computer. A brand new Compaq computer. After a few weeks the warden visitied him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement he saw the computer smashed on the floor. The warden asked Banta what happened. Banta said it didn`t work right and he got mad. He said it would not even complete the simplest task. The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do. Banta said he just wanted one thing from the computer. One simple task and it could not do it….!!!!!! Banta said, “I hit the escape key and nothing happened, I hit the key again and still nothin, I am still here. I think I will sue Compaq.”

Spelling Mistake… (Joke) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 12:53 AM PDT Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Foolish Pakistani army.. (Joke) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 12:43 AM PDT A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. “One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis.” The Pakistani commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

Pregnant Amrita Arora given an expulsion from Season’s Greetings (3 pictures) Posted: 05 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT Amrita Arora has been dropped from UTV’s Season’s Greetings because she got pregnant. The actress is shattered with the news as this was the only film she was working on. Replaced! Says a source close to Amrita, “UTV was to complete the film in January 2009 and Amrita had given them her dates. They cancelled the schedule and took fresh dates for March, then April, May, August and finally, September. Each time, their schedule would get cancelled. Till October, no shoot happened.” Last Friday, she bumped into director Vicky Chopra and asked him about the film. He told her she was no longer part of the film and had been replaced because of her pregnancy.”

Selfish Pig by Andy Riley.. Hilarious (15 pictures) Posted: 04 Oct 2009 11:47 PM PDT From Andy Riley, creator of The Bunny Suicides, comes a new collection of sour-faced sows running amuck. The hardcover book, published by Hodder & Stoughton, is packed with hilarious cartoons.. You can this Book from HERE

Maharaja’s Express – The new Luxury train from Mumbai-Delhi-Kolkata (12 pictures) Posted: 04 Oct 2009 10:46 PM PDT NEW DELHI: This Maharaja, you can rest assured, will have no takeoff problems. At Rs 1 lakh per day, the Maharaja’s Express will criss-cross from Mumbai to Delhi and Delhi to Kolkata, rolling out a luxury tourism package en route. Billed as Asia’s costliest train yet, the trial run begins in December, with the first one set to be flagged off from Mumbai’s Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus in January 2010.

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