Beating the employment trap

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dvs kiran

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Jun 11, 2011, 10:39:13 PM6/11/11
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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is our rambrahmam.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.
Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

rambrahmam says to himself,
'I do not know JAVA, but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people may leave.


2000 people leave the room.


rambrahmam says to himself
'I never managed anybody by
myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can
happen to me ?' So he stays.


Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
leave.

500 people leave the room.

rambrahmam says to himself,

'I left school at 15, but what
have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly,
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat
to leave.

498 people leave the room.

rambrahmam says to himself,

'I do not speak one word of
Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said
'Apparently you are the only
two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to
hear you have a conversation together in that
language..'
Calmly, rambrahmam turns to the other candidate and says ' ey ooru meedi? '

The other candidate answers… ' Tirupathi '


"adi telugu vallante" !!!

jagadesh reddy

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Jun 12, 2011, 7:06:54 AM6/12/11
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Because bill gates doesn't know telugu, he thought it is Serbo-Croat and he recruited both them as chairman and vice- chairman. :)

--
M.Jagadesh Babu
Master of Engineering
Dept of Computer Science and Automation
Indian  Institute Of Science,Bangalore
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Rajesh Shanmugam

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Jun 12, 2011, 7:08:29 AM6/12/11
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I have heard the same story for Tamil instead of Telugu !!!!

harikrishna nalluri

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Jun 12, 2011, 8:35:57 AM6/12/11
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cheap one :P

praveen nayaka

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Jun 12, 2011, 10:00:10 AM6/12/11
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ಕನ್ನಡ ರೋಮಾಂಚನವೀ ಕನ್ನಡ ..

M Praveen
IISc Bangalore.

srinivas lavudya

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Jun 12, 2011, 10:55:34 AM6/12/11
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sachhipothunnaru kadara

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Srinivas Lavudya,
Computer Science,
Indian Institute of Science,
Bangalore.

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