FR JOSE KAIMLETT
[1] Regular drinks prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
[5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[16] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[18] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
FR JOSE KAIMLETT
Needs Sleep
Exhausted from driving, the travelling salesman stopped in a town and pulled over to get an hour or two of sleep. But, as luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be one of the streets that the majority of the town's people used to take their daily run.
The salesman had barely pulled over and gotten comfortable when a jogger was knocking on his window, asking, "Excuse me, but do you have the time?"
The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15."
The jogger said thanks and left.
The man settled back again and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window and another jogger. "Excuse me, Sir, do you have the time?"
"8:25!"
He said thanks and left. By now the man could see other joggers passing by, and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one would be disturbing him. Hoping to solve his problem, he took out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!"
Again he settled back to sleep and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window.
"Sir, Sir? It's 8:45!"
FR JOSE KAIMLETT
What Have You Done?
"I was hungry, and you formed a humanities club, and discussed my hunger.
I was imprisoned, and you crept of quietly to your chapel in the cellar and prayed for my release.
I was naked, and in your mind you debated the morality of my appearance.
I was sick, and you knelt and thanked God for your good health.
I was homeless, and you preached to me the spiritual shelter of the love of God.
I was lonely, and you left me alone to pray for me.
You seem so holy, so close to God:
But I am still very hungry, and lonely and cold.
So where have your prayers gone? What have they done?
What does it profit a man to go through his book of prayers, when the rest of the world is crying for help.
-Bob Rawland
REFLECTION: A little deed of concrete kindness helps; nothing else does.
FR JOSE KAIMLETT
Best wishes! Love! And prayers!
Fill the earth with love
Jose Kaimlett
FR JOSE KAIMLETT
Let’s pray for world peace!
FR JOSE KAIMLETT
Let’s pray for a cancer free world
jose
FR JOSE KAIMLETT
It's the little things we do together and for each other that make community matter.