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[FR JOSE KAIMLETT]

A British Explorer Gives a Talk in a Seaside Town

A famous British explorer was invited to a seaside town to give a talk about his adventures in the African jungle.

 

“Can you imagine a people so primitive that they love to eat the embryos of a certain bird and slices of the belly of a certain animal?” the explorer asked the assembled audience.

Its members gasped and looked around at each other in horror.  

“They also grind up grass seed, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then smear the result with a greasy mess that’s extracted from the mammary fluid of certain other animals,” the explorer continued.

“Utterly barbaric! How can people live like that?” said a lone voice.

“All I’ve described is a breakfast of bacon, eggs and buttered toast, sir!” retorted the explorer.

Moral of the story: Don't be quick to judge cultures before you understand your own!