Fwd: Texas Law

[Charles Hardy]

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> TEXAS LAW
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> A Californian and an Texan were deer hunting in the brush of south Texas 
> when an illegal alien runs across a clearing. The Texan takes careful aim, 
> shoots and kills him.
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> "You can't do that!" cried the Californian. "It's legal here in Texas " 
> replies the Texan.
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> Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from 
> Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he's making 
> room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer and runs 
> away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots and kills him. As he is 
> retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
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> "But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas !" 
> protests the Californian.
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> "Well, yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."

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