1. It takes 116 muscles to climax, but only 17 to smile. (But who
cares?)
2. Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world . it's an ideal
substitute
for a hot breakfast.
3. The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms (20 or
more
per hour) can induce a coma and near-fusion with
the mattress.
4. Eat and drink sensibly. The combination of alcohol and sex,
especially
after long abstinence, can cause spontaneous
fizzle.
5. Improved breath control increases oxygen supply throughout entire
body,
prevents asphyxiation during mighty kisses, trims and
tones pelvis, promotes a
stronger upper body enabling you to hold on tight and
keep partner from
damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy.
6. Better coordination prevents confusion during intricate
manipulations, permitting
you to talk and perform at the same time.
7. A single ejaculation, especially from a man, contains enough sperm
cells to
fertilize every woman in the Marines.
8. Oral sex is a great way to firm the lower face. (For whom? )
9. After 16 steady hours of sex, it is wise to check your insurance
policy.
10."Where am I?" should not be considered an abnormal response to
immense orgasm.
11. Men who experience difficulty with insertion should see a guidance
counselor.
12. Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.
13. It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if
it belongs
to your partner.
14. You know that you've had too much sex when your life begins to flash
before your eyes.
15. You know I've had too little sex when my partner begins to flash
before my eyes.
16. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and in
demand.
17. Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up
straight.
18. Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the head (wear a hat
during sex).
19. Sex on an inclined surface (an anthill, for example) builds
endurance.
20. The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three to eleven
seconds or four to seven feet.
21. 1970 FDA approves spray-on Vaseline.
22. To prevent bedsores, oil the sheets.
23. Maintenance tip for massages: change the oil every 10,000 strokes.
24. Sexual survival depends on knowing the difference between a
birthmark
and a rash.