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how many things can an office chair be used for !

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Darkside

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May 20, 2003, 1:44:24 PM5/20/03
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Well .. how many things exactly can an office chair be used for ??

Here's a few

1 : Transoprt method (holding a fire exstinguisher pointed away from you..
press the release trigger and whoooosssshhh your off)

2 : Another transport method (ty tow peices of bunjee elastic to either side
of chair, then tie elastic to two parked vehicles parked either side of
chair... get several strong people to pull the chair back as far as possible
.. and WOOOSSSSSHHHH your in orbit

3: Testing central figual force... (sit in chair.. spin it round and round
and round with your legs pointing outwards, then pull legs inwards sharply)

4 : Jousitng tornament (you need two chairs for this and 4 people plus 2
brooms )
set chairs about 40 or so foot apart...(you need a bigish open space) sit
two people in the chairs holding aforementioned brooms facing each other...
then get the other two people to push the chairs as fast as possible...
instant jousting


Cant think of anymore at the moment.. anyone else ?

Darkside


Beermonster

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May 20, 2003, 1:45:13 PM5/20/03
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"Darkside" <b...@bughouse.feckserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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Laying back in and putting feet up on desk when bored and closing eyes.
(hopefully never been caught by bosses wife again)


DaDemon

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May 20, 2003, 1:56:54 PM5/20/03
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"Darkside" <b...@bughouse.feckserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Cant think of anymore at the moment.. anyone else ?
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> Darkside
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Child launcher.
Place one child in chair,open French doors,give chair one big mum push,chair
hits bottom of door frame tipping child out.mum then shuts and locks
doors...;-)


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May 20, 2003, 1:56:45 PM5/20/03
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"Beermonster" wrote
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: Laying back in and putting feet up on desk when bored and closing eyes.


: (hopefully never been caught by bosses wife again)

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Hey i do that everyday!!! ;-)
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May 20, 2003, 1:57:06 PM5/20/03
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LMAO

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High~Priestess

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May 20, 2003, 1:57:39 PM5/20/03
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"DaDemon" <deb...@mad.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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Disgraceful behaviour Debs!!!


<sniggers>
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Eliza

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May 20, 2003, 1:59:35 PM5/20/03
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"DaDemon" <deb...@mad.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Gonna try that one right now, that`s the best of the lot lol


DaDemon

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May 20, 2003, 2:04:18 PM5/20/03
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"High~Priestess" <Not...@anymore.com> wrote in message
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> Disgraceful behaviour Debs!!!
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Kaaaaaye why is one daughter laid in garden?

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*chuckles*


DaDemon

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May 20, 2003, 2:05:03 PM5/20/03
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"Eliza" <El...@compgenius.com> wrote in message
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> > Gonna try that one right now, that`s the best of the lot lol
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remember to open the door first.they don't half make a mess if you don't.


DaDemon

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May 20, 2003, 2:05:22 PM5/20/03
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> LMAO
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;-))))


High~Priestess

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"DaDemon" <deb...@mad.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> *chuckles*

It wasnae meeeeee

I used my boo-et launcher....far more satisfactory :-)


Fatwa Sam

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May 20, 2003, 2:19:47 PM5/20/03
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Not sure if it counts, but I love sneaking up behind someone and pushing the
wee lever below the seat so that it suddenly drops by about 6
inches.....Makes people shit themselves....LOL

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High~Priestess

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May 20, 2003, 2:18:43 PM5/20/03
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LOL! oh yeah thats a good one!
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Inspector Gadget

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May 20, 2003, 2:25:25 PM5/20/03
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You could have races...
2 chairs
2 pushers
4 firings when you hit the boss

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Mark Stevens

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May 20, 2003, 3:16:29 PM5/20/03
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"Fatwa Sam" <s...@samandjanet.fsworld.co.uk> wrote in message
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> >I do that to my colleague sitting next to me, just turn the chair
slightly and when they are not looking just lift me foot to the lever and
presto...I like doing the lever that makes the chair back move as well. Our
chairs are a bit old now so when you flip this one, the chair back shoots
forward like an ejector seat....dead funny..!!
Mark
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Darkside

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May 20, 2003, 4:43:37 PM5/20/03
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LMFAO !!!!!

Ok we have two new ones

An instant laxative and a child launcher LMAO !!!!

Darside

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Darkside

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May 20, 2003, 4:46:12 PM5/20/03
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LMAO thats another good one

One lad i worked with in the past nearly got in biiiig trouble ..

showed him the spinny chair trick and he tried it while holding a bottle of
tipex he had been using ... unfortuantely he forgot to put the lid on .....

Im a bad influence

Darkside >;o)

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