The pseudoscience still holds the believe, that Swift was writing
about. Like the claim, that if you give a monkey a typewriter, and let
here type in random, she will produce all conceivable works of arts and
sciences.
Well, let us calculate, what is the probability of producing a single
sonet during such an excercise. Lets say we employ 10**10 monkeys, each
typing 1000 srokes per second since the big bang.
Consider that the Universe is less that 10**12 years old, and year is
less than 10**8 sec.
The monkeys would produce at most 10**33 characters.
Let us estimate that total number of existing sonets is 10**6 per
person, so with population 10**10, we have 10**16 sonets,
each longer than 100 chars.
The probability of typing a particular sonet at position x would be
less than 10**-100. The probability of typing any of 10**16 sonet at
position x would be less than 10**-84. The probability of typing any
sonet at any of the 10**33 positions would be less than 10**-51.
So, the expected number of the sonets, produced in this fashion since
the Big Bang would be ZERO.
And it is nice to know.
ES