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vjc

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:16:22 PM12/2/01
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Lost TWO stone now - getting unfunny as I keep having to buy new
clothes. Jeans I bought last Friday didn't fit yesterday. Don't know
whether to buy new trousers, or to keep wearing stuff that's fallilng
off me in order not to waste money.

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Vanessa

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson

tim(bo)

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:25:36 PM12/2/01
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WEll done!
I don't know how you do it, diet that is. I'm not fat as such, but having
passed the thirty five mark I have to watch what I eat, which is an absolute
bugger. If i don't snack and eat between meals then i get really short
tempered or knackered.

So now you'll be looking even more fox like and slinky. Carry on like that and
you might just manage to turn me.
How about a picture, (privately mind)?

Tim(bo) ;-)

tersefer

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:31:58 PM12/2/01
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Timbo you sure your not an omnisexual?

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several of us died of tuberculosis.-- Jack Handey

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tim(bo)

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:31:15 PM12/2/01
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Does omnisexual mean being very well hung? In that case yes, i am omnisexual. My
three and a half inches never fails to gain a gasp of incredulation!

TIm(bo)

tersefer

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:35:48 PM12/2/01
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Well done. I lost two stone at slimming World. I was losing for a holiday in
Grenada so I had a goal to work for, only trouble was after I achieved it I
lost my way. I'm rejoining with Yidaho on Monday. I know its hard because
I've been there. You go girl <makes funny American moves>

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Bungle

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You've lost two stone!! Bravo! But I hope your not over doing it

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vjc

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"tim(bo)" <shaw...@wanadoo.nl>stunned us all with:

?|WEll done!
?|I don't know how you do it, diet that is. I'm not fat as such, but
having
?|passed the thirty five mark I have to watch what I eat, which is an
absolute
?|bugger. If i don't snack and eat between meals then i get really
short
?|tempered or knackered.

I know what you mean - have reduced the meal sso I can snack
massively, now. Yum!

?|
?|So now you'll be looking even more fox like and slinky. Carry on
like that and
?|you might just manage to turn me.
?|How about a picture, (privately mind)?

If I did that you might go blind from lust, I think Freek will thank
me for saving you from witnessing my glory. X星

Seriously, people are starting to do that 'don't you think that's
enough now' thing that I've seen happen to other people - but when I
saw it happen to others, it was because they were starting to look
seriously differnet, not cos they were getting underweight. Strange
the responses we get - I'm feeling a bit of that myself. The person
in the mirror doesn't really look like me now, and nothing I own fits
me - it's weird. Went out to a local student club in a
horizontally-stripy crop t-shirt and some kind of hipster jogging
slacks on Saturday and nobody laughed me out of the room - weird, huh.
I quite liked being a bit cuddly, just not as cuddlicious as I got in
the summer.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, anyway - think I need it at the mo.

vjc

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:40:05 PM12/2/01
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Cheers Theresa.

Vanessa

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?|Well done. I lost two stone at slimming World. I was losing for a
holiday in
?|Grenada so I had a goal to work for, only trouble was after I
achieved it I
?|lost my way. I'm rejoining with Yidaho on Monday. I know its hard
because
?|I've been there. You go girl <makes funny American moves>

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:38:07 PM12/2/01
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those awful calorie free rice things ughh revolting! and they smell like farts
too.

Timbo

vjc

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:41:03 PM12/2/01
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Don't worry - a visit to Bluewater to try on jeans sorted me out - am
about twice the size of your average size 6-8 essex girl. Plus the
chances of a food-hog like me over doing it are slim, to say the
least. Now where was that popcorn?

Vanessa

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?|You've lost two stone!! Bravo! But I hope your not over doing it
?|
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vjc

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:41:55 PM12/2/01
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ON the kosher shelf at Leyton Tesco's they were selling a chocolate
covered variant. I wasn't brave enought o try them, though I did
fondle the packages.

Vanessa

"tim(bo)" <shaw...@wanadoo.nl>stunned us all with:

?|those awful calorie free rice things ughh revolting! and they smell
like farts
?|too.
?|
?|Timbo
?|
?|vjc wrote:
?|
?|> "tim(bo)" <shaw...@wanadoo.nl>stunned us all with:
?|>
?|> ?|WEll done!
?|> ?|I don't know how you do it, diet that is. I'm not fat as such,
but
?|> having
?|> ?|passed the thirty five mark I have to watch what I eat, which is
an
?|> absolute
?|> ?|bugger. If i don't snack and eat between meals then i get really
?|> short
?|> ?|tempered or knackered.
?|>
?|> I know what you mean - have reduced the meal sso I can snack
?|> massively, now. Yum!
?|>
?|> ?|


?|> ?|So now you'll be looking even more fox like and slinky. Carry on

?|> like that and
?|> ?|you might just manage to turn me.
?|> ?|How about a picture, (privately mind)?
?|>
?|> If I did that you might go blind from lust, I think Freek will
thank
?|> me for saving you from witnessing my glory. X星
?|>
?|> Seriously, people are starting to do that 'don't you think that's
?|> enough now' thing that I've seen happen to other people - but when
I
?|> saw it happen to others, it was because they were starting to look
?|> seriously differnet, not cos they were getting underweight.
Strange
?|> the responses we get - I'm feeling a bit of that myself. The
person
?|> in the mirror doesn't really look like me now, and nothing I own
fits
?|> me - it's weird. Went out to a local student club in a
?|> horizontally-stripy crop t-shirt and some kind of hipster jogging
?|> slacks on Saturday and nobody laughed me out of the room - weird,
huh.
?|> I quite liked being a bit cuddly, just not as cuddlicious as I got
in
?|> the summer.
?|>
?|> Thanks for the vote of confidence, anyway - think I need it at the
mo.
?|> --
?|> Vanessa
?|>
?|> "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is
'never try'."
?|> Homer Simpson

tim(bo)

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:42:20 PM12/2/01
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dirty cow

Bungle

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:50:43 PM12/2/01
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*Unbuttons jeans* Fondle this you pre-historic tart!

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Baul

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Dec 2, 2001, 6:32:46 PM12/2/01
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Wow! Donkeys WILL be jealous!

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Baul

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Dec 2, 2001, 6:36:19 PM12/2/01
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Can I join? I weight 12 stone, just been to the gym today for the first time
since July. I've got a fat arse, fat thighs, and a beer (well, Dr. Pepper
actually) belly. It's not what I eat, cos that's great, I just need to cut
down on the drinks and GET SOME EXERCISE! Playing badminton on Tuesday
night, that may help. My target is to get into some jeans I obught a while
ago that I haven't been able to wear (am keeping them in case of
ironing-related emergency)
/me wanders orft talking like Bridget Jones...

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Pat :o)

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Dec 2, 2001, 7:04:22 PM12/2/01
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well I really need to lose weight - lost 3 1/2 stone a few years back [10
actually] and felt so good - its all crept back on over the years. I must
post a piccy to Yid of me wedding day when I was slimmer and dark haired and
you can all have a laugh...................... Or I could post one of me on
honeymoon in Barbados and you can all be dead jealous - yep it was
brilliant................................... <limbo's under the desk to pick
summat up and falls with a great thump onto her back>

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The Guv'nor

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Dec 2, 2001, 7:44:03 PM12/2/01
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congratulations and flatulations and pie?

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The Guv'nor

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Dec 2, 2001, 7:45:32 PM12/2/01
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LOFL!!!! why prehistoric?

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The Guv'nor

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Dec 2, 2001, 7:46:01 PM12/2/01
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nice one Vee you fat loser..... I mean that in a nice way, I mean you are a
loser of fat

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JoeTheBlow

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vjc <v...@html.rubbish> wrote in
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> Lost TWO stone now - getting unfunny as I keep having to buy new
> clothes. Jeans I bought last Friday didn't fit yesterday. Don't know
> whether to buy new trousers, or to keep wearing stuff that's fallilng
> off me in order not to waste money.
>

Well, there is only one way to be sure you ain't imagining it all.
http://www.steveoedekerk.com/room/cookie.swf
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"is so easy
happy go, oh, lucky
we are the wad of dough
we didn't eat QQQQ SSSS.......EYE!!"

Bungle

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Dec 3, 2001, 8:04:57 AM12/3/01
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Not a clue.....though Im sure I'll relise why in good time.

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theresa.bennett

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Dec 3, 2001, 9:35:43 AM12/3/01
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I'm tri-sexual - I'd try anything at least once;-)

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tersefer

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Dec 3, 2001, 10:32:56 AM12/3/01
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Sounds reasonable to me.

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several of us died of tuberculosis.-- Jack Handey

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The Guv'nor

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Dec 3, 2001, 11:32:33 AM12/3/01
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no, not knowing is even more impressive

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vjc

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Dec 3, 2001, 3:16:24 PM12/3/01
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Ex-squeeze me????

Vanessa

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?|*Unbuttons jeans* Fondle this you pre-historic tart!


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vjc

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Dec 3, 2001, 3:17:10 PM12/3/01
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But how tall are you? kinda makes a difference.

Vanessa

"Baul" <boff...@bowsher.freeserve.co.uk>stunned us all with:

?|Can I join? I weight 12 stone, just been to the gym today for the
first time
?|since July. I've got a fat arse, fat thighs, and a beer (well, Dr.
Pepper
?|actually) belly. It's not what I eat, cos that's great, I just need
to cut
?|down on the drinks and GET SOME EXERCISE! Playing badminton on
Tuesday
?|night, that may help. My target is to get into some jeans I obught a
while
?|ago that I haven't been able to wear (am keeping them in case of
?|ironing-related emergency)
?|/me wanders orft talking like Bridget Jones...

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?|vjc <v...@html.rubbish> wrote in
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?|
?|> Lost TWO stone now - getting unfunny as I keep having to buy new
?|> clothes. Jeans I bought last Friday didn't fit yesterday. Don't
know
?|> whether to buy new trousers, or to keep wearing stuff that's
fallilng
?|> off me in order not to waste money.
?|>
?|
?|Well, there is only one way to be sure you ain't imagining it all.
?|http://www.steveoedekerk.com/room/cookie.swf


OH no! I'm an elephant!

The Guv'nor

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Dec 3, 2001, 4:05:40 PM12/3/01
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oh Vee, you might want to nominate soon, Joe is having a hernia and he told
me if you didn't nominate soon, he'd ro sham bo you.

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Bungle

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Dec 3, 2001, 4:45:11 PM12/3/01
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This is fun.

I'm about 11 stone, mabye 11 1/2, I'm roughly 5 and a half foot. Big feck
off shoulders, thighs the size of tree trunks and a 12" wang. ;-) Don't
really go to the gym, although I do do the odd weight lifting during the
week.

Recent comments about me include:
"Built like a brick shit house" and "Got a neck like Tyson"

P.S. Sorry about the bragging...better than lying though.
P.P.S Its not really a 12" wang..........*whisper*..........18" ;-)

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vjc

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With a hernia?

Vanessa

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?|oh Vee, you might want to nominate soon, Joe is having a hernia and
he told
?|me if you didn't nominate soon, he'd ro sham bo you.
?|
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?|> Ex-squeeze me????
?|>
?|> Vanessa
?|>
?|> "Bungle" <dp.v19...@ntlworld.com>stunned us all with:
?|>
?|> ?|*Unbuttons jeans* Fondle this you pre-historic tart!
?|> ?|
?|> ?|--
?|> ?|Bungle
?|> ?|Remove the pants to reply via email
?|>


?|> --
?|> Vanessa
?|>

?|> "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is
'never try'."
?|> Homer Simpson
?|

vjc

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"Baul" <boff...@bowsher.freeserve.co.uk>stunned us all with:


?|/me wanders orft talking like Bridget Jones...


lol, try not to slide down a fireman's pole onto anyone's face and
they may not even notice . . . . seriously, Baul, you're pretty young
to be worried about your weight - my experience at work is that
teenagers are generaly 58 times better looking than they realise, and
43 times less photogenic. So avoid cameras on bad days cos you don't
really look like that!

Vanessa

vjc

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Don't really know how to picture this - is your family stocky or
skinny? Are you unhappy with being well built? ARe you an unfeasibly
large clothing size (you don't sound it? but what would I know)

Vanessa
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?|This is fun.
?|
?|I'm about 11 stone, mabye 11 1/2, I'm roughly 5 and a half foot. Big
feck
?|off shoulders, thighs the size of tree trunks and a 12" wang. ;-)
Don't
?|really go to the gym, although I do do the odd weight lifting during
the
?|week.
?|
?|Recent comments about me include:
?|"Built like a brick shit house" and "Got a neck like Tyson"
?|
?|P.S. Sorry about the bragging...better than lying though.
?|P.P.S Its not really a 12" wang..........*whisper*..........18" ;-)


?|
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vjc wrote:

>

> my experience at work is that
> teenagers are generaly 58 times better looking than they realise, and
> 43 times less photogenic. So avoid cameras on bad days cos you don't
> really look like that!
>
> Vanessa
>

How very true indeed.

When I was younger i was, according to people, very good looking. I genuinely
never actually believed them and thought myself as being ugly to normal,
depending on the way I felt. I was too skinny, gaunt, pale, not enough hair,
(I was terrified about going bald before I was thirty, but i didn't.
When i see pictures of myself at that age it makes me feel sad, because I see
someone who was 'handsome' but then the feeling about what I really thought
about myself comes flooding back. If only I'd have realised.......
Nowadays I've accepted that (my appearence) isn't ugly.

TimBo


vjc

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?|


?|
?|vjc wrote:
?|
?|>

?|
?|> my experience at work is that
?|> teenagers are generaly 58 times better looking than they realise,
and
?|> 43 times less photogenic. So avoid cameras on bad days cos you
don't
?|> really look like that!


?|>
?|> Vanessa
?|>
?|

?|How very true indeed.
?|
?|When I was younger i was, according to people, very good looking. I
genuinely
?|never actually believed them and thought myself as being ugly to
normal,
?|depending on the way I felt. I was too skinny, gaunt, pale, not
enough hair,
?|(I was terrified about going bald before I was thirty, but i didn't.
?|When i see pictures of myself at that age it makes me feel sad,
because I see
?|someone who was 'handsome' but then the feeling about what I really
thought
?|about myself comes flooding back. If only I'd have realised.......
?|Nowadays I've accepted that (my appearence) isn't ugly.
?|


Weird isn't it? Looks seems to be mostly confidence to me these days
- so many people who you'd be happy to look half as good as think that
they are hideous. AMybe it would be better to be all backslapping and
self-affirming like the americans - seems unnecessarily cruel to
convince veryone that they're hideous unless they gain mass social
acceptance immediately without raising a finger.

vjc

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?|


?|
?|vjc wrote:
?|
?|>
?|

?|> my experience at work is that
?|> teenagers are generaly 58 times better looking than they realise,
and
?|> 43 times less photogenic. So avoid cameras on bad days cos you
don't


?|> really look like that!
?|>
?|> Vanessa
?|>
?|
?|How very true indeed.
?|

?|When I was younger i was, according to people, very good looking. I
genuinely
?|never actually believed them and thought myself as being ugly to
normal,
?|depending on the way I felt. I was too skinny, gaunt, pale, not
enough hair,
?|(I was terrified about going bald before I was thirty, but i didn't.
?|When i see pictures of myself at that age it makes me feel sad,
because I see
?|someone who was 'handsome' but then the feeling about what I really
thought
?|about myself comes flooding back. If only I'd have realised.......
?|Nowadays I've accepted that (my appearence) isn't ugly.
?|


Hey, you're good looking on the inside, too! Howzaboutthat? :挑

The Guv'nor

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it isn't a bollicular hernia, it is a an earlobe hernia

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Bungle

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Im fairly broad. get it from my Granad people say, he was the same at my
age. Course Im happy. Im muscley and stuff. :-) I have to get slightly
bigger clothes. Most dont fit me shoulders.

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> Hey, you're good looking on the inside, too! Howzaboutthat? :挑
> --
> Vanessa
>
> "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
> Homer Simpson

so they say, but first impressions are often the lasting impressions.

vjc

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"tim(bo)" <shaw...@wanadoo.nl>stunned us all with:

?|
?|
?|
?|
?|
?|> Hey, you're good looking on the inside, too! Howzaboutthat? :挑


?|> --
?|> Vanessa
?|>

?|> "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is
'never try'."
?|> Homer Simpson
?|
?|so they say, but first impressions are often the lasting
impressions.


ONly on strangers

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