Christmas adds

[Amy Crackhouse]

I was watching these Christmas adds.
The first one was about the Armani code, makes you smell like a code
book?
The second one makes you smell like Sarah Jessica Parker, which is OK
if she had a bath.
The next one confused me as it was NSPCC code and you smell like a
young girl getting slapped up the head 30 times in 30 seconds.
But it all made sense as the next add was for The Scotch Whisky Code,
when you smell like a drunk that abuses his wife and daughter.
The next one I new was about Christmas as it was for a pregnacy test.
So never mind if half the food that is bought gets thrown in the bin
come 1st Jan, just as long as peoples sideboards are full of £30 a
bottle stink juice and that kid is sill getting abused despite the
promise of it ending if you give them £15 a month. Obviously they can
stop it!!! When social workers on £20K a year with a car, the law of
the land,council resouces and a contract phone can't stop it.