50 James Bulger jokes
greg smith
dialy mirror has issued a challenge that he will punch anyone in
england who takes the piss out of liverpool poeple! Can he punch
everyone in the world? stupid twit.
1 If James Bulger was a Yank he could have been buried in Washington
State and DC!
2 If Dunblane was in Liverpool we'd have kept guns and banned
video-nasties! (And Michael Howard would have rung the Duke of
Edinburgh up and said "See? Works doesn't it?")
3 If Princess Diana had died in the Mersey Tunnel instead of one in
Paris we'd still be waiting for the next episode of Eastenders! Lucky.
4 Commonwealth Games headline many want to use but won't after the 400
metres, "Childs Play for Jamie Baulch".
5 Why doesn't the CIA say the Bulger killers are hiding in
Afghanistan? That would send millions of Scouses there looking! Bin
Laden could never hide! Car insurance would be cut too (though raised
in Afghanistan).
6 Liverpool has scrapped "You'll Never Walk Alone" in favour of "Head
Em Up Move Em Out". Cattle that they are.
Rolling rolling rolling
Rolling rolling rolling
Keep moving moving moving
Not one disapproving
Keep those Scouses moving
Rawhide
Don't try to understand them
Just flog a lot of papers to them
Murdoch will get money off them from Sky
By my calculation
Scouse teams are on Sky for all the nation
So he gets money off them that way hee hee.
7 Message to Bin Laden - for fucks sake don't bomb Liverpool. The
soaps are just getting good, who wants to wait until 2008 to find out
what happens?
8 Car makers are producing car-alarms that go off when they detect a
Scouse accent.
9 Remember Sharon Storey? Didn't work, Blair still won by a landslide,
because of her irritating accent! IDS has lined up a Scouse to hijack
him next time! The only thing worse than a Brummie accent!
10 The Bulger trial and keeping the killers hidden away costs
millions. However considering all the crime all 3 would otherwise have
committed in their lifetimes it was a bargain!
11 BBC are to make a documentary saying drunken Scouses caused
Hillsborough. What are Scouses gonna do about it? How can they boycott
a licence fee they don't pay?
12 January 1997, John Major asks at cabinet for ideas to salvage any
election chance. Michael Howard suggests Scouse cinemas run Childs
Play 3.
13 Tories have no chance for mayor of Liverpool. Oh I don't know
though, Michael Howard?
14 Jeremy Paxman to the Bulger parents, "For the 18th time I tell you
idiots Howard was threatening to fool you!"
15 Why are Scouse babies premature? If you spent 9 months trapped in
Scouseland you'd be desperate to get out!
16 Why are so many Scouses having caeserians? Teaching the young about
in through the sun-roof!
17 An idea for peace in Northern Ireland that will be met with joy
across Britain. We keep Ulster, the Irish Republic gets Liverpool
instead!
18 Why are so many Scouses Catholics? Affinity with endangering kids!
19 (To "The Land of Make Believe" by Bucks Fizz)
Boycott the Sun, wail over a little one.
We're moaning once again
All child killers must die if we can
And then thump the side of the van (containing kids)
In the Land Of Idiot Hysteria
20 If you hadn't kept suing for broken pavements so the council had to
make them all perfect the Bulger killers might have tripped up running
away with him!
21 Message to Cockneys - when Scouses do the old woe is me thing
remind them the IRA never bombed them.
22 Juventus fan, "Hillsborough, there is a God".
23 (Actually said on Sky News) Sir Bernard Ingham, after yet another
`society will all be different after this event' crap (first said
after the first world war?) "Any idea that things in society will
really change ended for me when nothing happened after that Bulger boy
case in Warrington"!!
24 Train delayed, Scouse babies on the line!
25 When the Bulger killers tried to escape why didn't every Scouse
pack together really tight to stop them? Hillsborough was enough
practice.
26 New show about former Yorkshire Police. Who Is A Millionaire.
27 Said on They Think It's All Over (mindful of Scouse hysteria if any
jokes) "Get well soon Gerald Houllier". At home everyone adds "Yeah
do, the last thing we all need is an hysterical Scouse funeral"!
28 After John Lennon and George Harrison can we force Paul McCartney
never to die? No more wailing!
29 Next time some white trash Scouse murders another, nip round the
murderers house and put a video in his (nicked) machine for the police
to find. Then buy shares in the film! Leave the rest to the Scouses!
30 Debbie McGee to Caroline Aherne "What first attracted you to the
vodka and the pills?"
31 Royle Family to be renamed. Vodka, Pills And The Brookside Rejects!
32 All embassies are in London but Kuwait has an annex in Liverpool
run by the daughters of the London staff, with nurses uniforms ready.
Just in case Saddam ever invades again!
33 The "boy who defied Saddam" was a Scot. Thank God. Obscurity.
34 What the Times said after David Coulthards plane crash;
"Those Scots are really stoic in a crisis, even when others are
killed. Showing a great ancient trait of the British".
What the Times meant after David Coulthards plane crash;
"Well it was a great tradition but ruined by those stupid Scouses, but
our sister paper the Sun is trying to come back with sales in
Liverpool so we can't say so"!
35 Yank gun lobby to target (manipulate) Liverpool, who are too stupid
to see it.
36 Michael Howard targets it too, unfortunately not to shoot though.
37 Scouse crime figures up, Tory home secretary delighted. A win
either way, he hates Scouses and can look tough on crime by molly
coddling "The victims!!"
38 Line from Bread, about getting money when all seems lost "They'll
always be another pavement".
Michael Howard, about getting votes when all seems lost "They'll
always be another Scouse victim of crime I can manipulate".
39 Lost In Space remade with a Scouse accent robot saying over and
over "The victims! The victims Will Robinson!!" Viewing figures
plummet, no-one dares to say why.
40 Scouse war-time song (They'll Always Be An England)
They'll always be a pavement
Which you can lie about
And sue the corporation
Get rich and then move out
But everybody hates us
They'd rather have the gout
In fact rather have Hitler
So Scouses fuck off out
41 Yellow Submarine
In the town where I was born
Cattle roamed about the streets
It wasn't rural it was urban people
Stampeding about like a herd
Chorus
We all are an hysterical bunch of Scouses
Hysterical bunch of Scouses
Hysterical bunch of Scouses
We all are an hysterical bunch of Scouses
Hysterical bunch of Scouses
Hysterical bunch of Scouses
42 Sun cut-out coupon campaign - Help us fool those stupid Scouses we
actually care about them when really we just want the sales back! Sign
here.
43 Use the Internet to find the Bulger killers? I've fucking spent
hours laying false trails for Max Clifford and The Sun (and I bet I
aint alone!) The bloke who burgled my house was named first! He had to
move out!
44 Siamese twins parents offered money by tabloid papers. All Scouses
move to Sellafield!
45 And then when they're born they send for Thompson and Venables to
separate them, courtesy of Virgin Rail!
46 I know what film inspired the Bulger killers. Saint Valentines Day
Massacre!
47 What Fleet Street said when Bobby Moore died in February 1993;
"A great English hero from 1966" etc
What Fleet Street meant after Bobby Moore died;
"Thank God he's given us the excuse not to print any more of that
ranting and wailing Scouse Bulger shit! We couldn't stop by ourselves
or they'd be even more hysterical saying we were ignoring them"!
48 When another 1966 hero died at the wrong time;
"Shit"
49 Bulger relative phoning in on Anne and Nick on BBC "Wah wah wah!
We'll get them. We'll get them when they come out! Wah, wah, wah! I'm
an irritating old Scouse. Wah wah wah! Me rabbits!"
Next day on the same show;
"Robert Thompson and John Venables calling. We live at 97 High Street
Luton. It's ok, no-one watches Anne and Nick! Even less since you have
all them Scouses on"!
50 Good news, Gladiators is back on ITV. Bad news, therefore so is
Eunice Huthart!
51 Rubbish, they were framed! Bulger was killed by soccer thugs. Never
heard of "You've just met the Inter-City"?
The end
From Thompson And Venables, oh I mean Jones and Brown.
Now off to the South Pole. Not really, just making sure we're rid of
the Scouses who will all go looking for me!
Ren
English people are supposed to be the topic of jokes, not the source of
them.
"greg smith" <gregs...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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DaveR
you're totally witless.
"greg smith" <gregs...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Den Machan.
little boy is amusing you must be mentally ill.
POD {铱觹
jokes.
The Return of Mel
<denisp...@machan.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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>You are a truly sickening idiot. If you think that the brutal murder of a
>little boy is amusing you must be mentally ill.
<raising hand>
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
www.adderleystreet.co.za/atjfaq.php
Dave D
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> Ha! I don't think I've laughed so much since.... actually, I didn't laugh,
> you're totally witless.
>
>
Yep, you found them so funny that you repeated them.
Dave.
HeAdCAsE
honestly, it just wasn't funny.
Tasteless, yes.
But the idea here is to make people laugh.
Thanks for trying. Please try again after you've had some training.
HeAdCAsE
"greg smith" <gregs...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>Kat<
HeAdCAsE <HeAd...@large.com> writes
>Greg,
>
>honestly, it just wasn't funny.
>
>Tasteless, yes.
>
>But the idea here is to make people laugh.
>
>Thanks for trying. Please try again after you've had some training.
If it wasn't funny the first time, why quote the whole lot again?
(Select and Delete can be very useful in such circumstances)
<all snipped>
See?
Easy!
HTH
--
>Kat<
HeAdCAsE
You're right.
Thanks.
HeAdCaSE
Jules Parmenter
">Kat<" <$news$@kat22.clara.co.uk> wrote in message
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The Return of Mel
<julie.p...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
<20dG8.2831$WV6.1...@newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net>:
>> HeAdCAsE <HeAd...@large.com> writes
>> >Greg,
>> >honestly, it just wasn't funny.
>> >Tasteless, yes.
>> >But the idea here is to make people laugh.
>> >Thanks for trying. Please try again after you've had some training.
>> If it wasn't funny the first time, why quote the whole lot again?
>> (Select and Delete can be very useful in such circumstances)
>> <all snipped>
>> See?
>> Easy!
>> HTH
give me one good reason...
Spitfire
>
> You are a truly sickening idiot. If you think that the brutal murder of a
> little boy is amusing you must be mentally ill.
.......obviously you don't have kids......
--
Spitfire
You done yet?
Spitfire
>
> Not one of those was at all funny, like listening to my 6 year old tell
> jokes.
Did you kill him?
>Kat<
Parmenter <julie.p...@ntlworld.com> writes
>Don't feed the troll.
Don't top post.
--
>Kat<
tiny
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> stupid pommie fuck.
> English people are supposed to be the topic of jokes,
> not the source of them.
In your universe, where did they move Liverpool?
tiny
news:kL7G8.45$ha4...@news.uk.colt.net...
> I don't think I've laughed so much since....
>actually, I didn't laugh, you're totally witless.
Now there is no surprise.
tiny
wrote in message news:acb1mp$c3r$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You are a truly sickening idiot. If you think that the brutal murder of a
> little boy is amusing you must be mentally ill.
Them all
tiny
wrote in message
news:hg7ieu0m2ci1gdiic...@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > you must be mentally ill.
>
> <raising hand>
>
> smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
In any order.
tiny
news:wOcG8.2784$WV6.1...@newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net...
> But the idea here is to make people laugh.
I did laugh, that you reposted the shit.
tiny
> Don't feed the troll.
Yeah sure, like sitting in the theatre going shhhh.
It only works if they are listening.
X
anal twat or what?
X
<snip> no I can't be fucking arsed being tidy for some saddo with more time
on their hands than me!
">Kat<" <$news$@kat22.clara.co.uk> wrote in message
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The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
I think we now know who wanted to butt fuck tiny.
Dave D
> God I really hate it when anal people like you do that >Kat< are you a sad
> anal twat or what?
> X
> <snip> no I can't be fucking arsed being tidy for some saddo with more
time
> on their hands than me!
It's got nothing to do with tidyness, newbie.
Dave.
John of Aix
> You are a truly sickening idiot. If you think that the brutal murder
> of a little boy is amusing you must be mentally ill.
You're pretty goddammed thick yourself. Not only do you top post but you
don't even know your keyboard well enough to realise that it has a key
marked 'del' (for delete) and that it is possible to select the 10 Kb of
crap you're complaining about, press this key and thereby not send it
out with your few lines of comment.
>Kat<
>God I really hate it when anal people like you do that >Kat< are you a sad
>anal twat or what?
>X
><snip> no I can't be fucking arsed being tidy for some saddo with more time
>on their hands than me!
Hard day at the office, dear?
--
>Kat<
The Return of Mel
message <ace370$oip2t$1...@ID-71384.news.dfncis.de>:
>> <raising hand>
>> smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
>In any order.
you can do it in reverse order... pig...
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
DaveR
I must be REALLY thick. I wish I owned the internet like you guys and could
tell people how to post.
John - you're a prick.
"John of Aix" <j.mu...@NOJUNKMAILlibertysurf.fr> wrote in message
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John of Aix
> Oops, I've top posted. Oh no, and I've pasted the original post in
> below!!!! I must be REALLY thick. I wish I owned the internet like
> you guys and could tell people how to post.
>
> John - you're a prick.
If I was anywhere near the prick you are I would have killed myself
donkey's years ago. In the killfile for you you stupid fuckwit.
*PLONK*
Josh
not the sick ones.
tiny
news:act8r7$qnb$1...@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You think those jokes are funny Greg you prick?
Thank you for being trolled.
Obi-WanK-Enobi
"The Return of Mel" <mel_r...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 21 May 2002 19:24:41 +0100, "tiny" <cli...@dircon.co.uk> wrote in
> message <ace370$oip2t$1...@ID-71384.news.dfncis.de>:
> >"The Return of Mel" <mel_r...@adderleystreet.co.za>
> >> > you must be mentally ill.
We know that Mel certainly is....
> >> <raising hand>
> >> smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
> >In any order.
>
> you can do it in reverse order... pig...
We all wish you'd do it too......
>
> --
> smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
> www.adderleystreet.co.za/kiddieporn.php
Adderleystreet.co.za
The main portal where the kiddie fiddler pics can be found
Obi-WanK-Enobi
"Den Machan." <denisp...@machan.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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What is really sick about the Bulger Murder, is that the two murderers are now
free... - with new identities and new lives in a different part of the
country....
I wonder who they'll kill next....
Obi-WanK-Enobi
"Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> "Den Machan." wrote:
> >
> > You are a truly sickening idiot. If you think that the brutal murder of a
> > little boy is amusing you must be mentally ill.
>
> .......obviously you don't have kids......
>
But you've *had* a few in yer time ain'tcha spitty.....
Spitfire
None that lived.
Vote
> From: "Ren" <fr...@email.com>
> Organization: OzEmail Ltd, Australia
> Reply-To: "Ren" <st...@email.com>
> Newsgroups: free.uk.talk.liverpool,alt.tasteless.jokes,uk.local.london
> Date: Mon, 20 May 2002 12:15:45 +1000
> Subject: Re: 50 James Bulger jokes
>
> stupid pommie fuck.
> English people are supposed to be the topic of jokes, not the source of
> them.
>
>
> "greg smith" <gregs...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:cd80d4c8.02052...@posting.google.com...
Obi-WanK-Enobi
AIDS gets them in the end..... eh ?
Obi-WanK-Enobi
> On Mon, 20 May 2002 21:29:34 +0100, "Jules Parmenter"
> <julie.p...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> <20dG8.2831$WV6.1...@newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net>:
> >> HeAdCAsE <HeAd...@large.com> writes
> >> >Greg,
> >> >honestly, it just wasn't funny.
> >> >Tasteless, yes.
> >> >But the idea here is to make people laugh.
> >> >Thanks for trying. Please try again after you've had some training.
> >> If it wasn't funny the first time, why quote the whole lot again?
> >> (Select and Delete can be very useful in such circumstances)
> >> <all snipped>
> >> See?
> >> Easy!
> >> HTH
>
Yer a pedo-faggot
Obi-WanK-Enobi
No.. he probably copied you and butt-fucked him.....
then wiped his dick on the curtains
Spitfire
>
> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:3CF51D15...@my-deja.com...
> > Obi-WanK-Enobi wrote:
> > >
> > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3CE9F855...@my-deja.com...
> > > > "Den Machan." wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > You are a truly sickening idiot. If you think that the brutal murder of
> a
> > > > > little boy is amusing you must be mentally ill.
> > > >
> > > > .......obviously you don't have kids......
> > >
> > > But you've *had* a few in yer time ain'tcha spitty.....
> >
> > None that lived.
>
Who cares? The rats get the scraps.....
Spitfire
>
> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:3CE9F864...@my-deja.com...
> > "POD {铱觹" wrote:
> > >
> > > Not one of those was at all funny, like listening to my 6 year old tell
> > > jokes.
> >
> > Did you kill him?
>
> then wiped his dick on the curtains
.....you typed this with one hand,....didn'tcha....
Obi-WanK-Enobi
It's good that you take care of ya own kind....
Obi-WanK-Enobi
No.. but i am sure that's how you reply to these posts
tiny
news:3cf92f8d$1...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
> > Who cares? The rats get the scraps.....
>
> It's good that you take care of ya own kind....
Since when do people need congratulations
for looking after themselves?
tiny
in message news:3cf92...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
> > .....you typed this with one hand,....didn'tcha....
>
> No.. but i am sure that's how you reply to these posts
I do.
Spitfire
While yer alone....
Spitfire
Obviously yer not familiar with Republicans.
Spitfire
>
> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:3CF72BB3...@my-deja.com...
> > Obi-WanK-Enobi wrote:
> > >
> > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3CE9F864...@my-deja.com...
> > > > "POD {铱觹" wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Not one of those was at all funny, like listening to my 6 year old tell
> > > > > jokes.
> > > >
> > > > Did you kill him?
> > >
> > > No.. he probably copied you and butt-fucked him.....
> > > then wiped his dick on the curtains
> >
> > .....you typed this with one hand,....didn'tcha....
>
> No.. but i am sure that's how you reply to these posts
Of course, the way you moan...
Obi Wan Ker Nobi
I was referring to his relatives that he feeds his scraps to....
you must've misread what i posted
Obi Wan Ker Nobi
I wondered how long it'd take you to move this thread towards the "self abuse"
remarks..... - Yer obviously an expert in such matters
Obi Wan Ker Nobi
Maybe he is one.... - but doesn't know....
Obi Wan Ker Nobi
What would ya do without me being here ??? - i guess you'd be back to screwing
the sheep and/or babies again....
Obi Wan Ker Nobi
It shows.....
Spitfire
.....oh shit,....we have another case of Lisaitis.....
Spitfire
>
> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:3CF938BD...@my-deja.com...
> > Obi-WanK-Enobi wrote:
> > >
> > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3CF728D7...@my-deja.com...
> > > > Obi-WanK-Enobi wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3CF51D15...@my-deja.com...
> > > > > > Obi-WanK-Enobi wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:3CE9F855...@my-deja.com...
> > > > > > > > "Den Machan." wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You are a truly sickening idiot. If you think that the brutal
> > > murder of
> > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > little boy is amusing you must be mentally ill.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > .......obviously you don't have kids......
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But you've *had* a few in yer time ain'tcha spitty.....
> > > > > >
> > > > > > None that lived.
> > > > >
> > > > > AIDS gets them in the end..... eh ?
> > > >
> > > > Who cares? The rats get the scraps.....
> > >
> > > It's good that you take care of ya own kind....
> >
> > While yer alone....
>
> remarks..... - Yer obviously an expert in such matters
You call yer dick a rat?
Spitfire
>
> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:3CF93978...@my-deja.com...
> > Obi-WanK-Enobi wrote:
> > >
> > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3CF72BB3...@my-deja.com...
> > > > Obi-WanK-Enobi wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3CE9F864...@my-deja.com...
> > > > > > "POD {铱觹" wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Not one of those was at all funny, like listening to my 6 year old
> tell
> > > > > > > jokes.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Did you kill him?
> > > > >
> > > > > No.. he probably copied you and butt-fucked him.....
> > > > > then wiped his dick on the curtains
> > > >
> > > > .....you typed this with one hand,....didn'tcha....
> > >
> > > No.. but i am sure that's how you reply to these posts
> >
> > Of course, the way you moan...
>
> What would ya do without me being here ??? - i guess you'd be back to screwing
> the sheep and/or babies again....
....heh,....like I told Mel:
.....yer not unique.....
The Return of Mel
message <3CFD9AE9...@my-deja.com>:
>> > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
>> > > > Obi-WanK-Enobi wrote:
>> > > > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
>> > > > > > > Not one of those was at all funny, like listening to my 6 year old
>> tell jokes.
>> > > > > > Did you kill him?
>> > > > > No.. he probably copied you and butt-fucked him.....
>> > > > > then wiped his dick on the curtains
>> > > > .....you typed this with one hand,....didn'tcha....
>> > > No.. but i am sure that's how you reply to these posts
>> > Of course, the way you moan...
>> What would ya do without me being here ??? - i guess you'd be back to screwing
>> the sheep and/or babies again....
>....heh,....like I told Mel:
>.....yer not unique.....
he feels the need to be needed...
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Read the Official ATJ FAQ here:
www.adderleystreet.co.za/atjfaq.php
Spitfire
No,.....actually he came in here to try to get you to leave.....
....he got lost.....
The Return of Mel
message <3CFF813A...@my-deja.com>:
>The Return of Mel wrote:
>> On Wed, 05 Jun 2002 05:01:28 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in
>> >> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
>> >> > Obi-WanK-Enobi wrote:
>> >> > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
>> >> > > > Obi-WanK-Enobi wrote:
>> >> > > > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
>> >> > > > > > "POD {铱觹" wrote:
>> >> > > > > > > Not one of those was at all funny, like listening to my 6 year old
>> >> tell jokes.
>> >> > > > > > Did you kill him?
>> >> > > > > No.. he probably copied you and butt-fucked him.....
>> >> > > > > then wiped his dick on the curtains
>> >> > > > .....you typed this with one hand,....didn'tcha....
>> >> > > No.. but i am sure that's how you reply to these posts
>> >> > Of course, the way you moan...
>> >> What would ya do without me being here ??? - i guess you'd be back to screwing
>> >> the sheep and/or babies again....
>> >....heh,....like I told Mel:
>> >.....yer not unique.....
>> he feels the need to be needed...
>No,.....actually he came in here to try to get you to leave.....
I know... he even managed to get some heat thrown my way, but never quite
managed the coup de grace...
>....he got lost.....
that's because he's a loser... and the shit thing is that deep down he knows
that he's a loser... he'll never be wealthy or successful and chicks will
never want to fuck him...
that's gotta suck, and when the reality hits him hard, I hope he's got a
straight razor close at hand...
--
"The beatings will not stop until morale improves"
Spitfire
......beat him to it......
The Return of Mel
message <3CFFA5A7...@my-deja.com>:
>The Return of Mel wrote:
>> On Thu, 06 Jun 2002 17:26:22 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in
I got money... and chicks wanna fuck me... in fact I'm enjoying life a lot
lately...
Spitfire
So ya come here to spoil it?
The Return of Mel
message <3D017A97...@my-deja.com>:
>The Return of Mel wrote:
>> On Thu, 06 Jun 2002 18:11:58 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in
I come here to make people hate me online...
Fred Eg Bowinatuck
news:hg63guo2b7peah4q4...@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Sat, 08 Jun 2002 03:32:58 GMT, Spitfire
> >> I got money
> >> chicks wanna fuck me
> >> in fact I'm enjoying life a lot
> I come here to make people hate me
Meet a success, on all fronts.
The Return of Mel
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<adt83t$227ff$1...@ID-71384.news.dfncis.de>:
>> <spitf...@my-deja.cceom> wrote in
>> >> I got money
>> >> chicks wanna fuck me
>> >> in fact I'm enjoying life a lot
>> I come here to make people hate me
>Meet a success, on all fronts.
do you hate me, fred...?