"cyclops" <
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> On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:01:11 GMT, "MCP" <
gf010...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> wrote:
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>>"Hyerdahl" <
Hyer...@aol.com> wrote in message
>>news:1176432805.9...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>>> On Apr 12, 7:33 pm, "
conno...@hotmail.com" <
conno...@hotmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> On Apr 13, 10:31 am, cyclops <
cycl...@nopspam.org> wrote:
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>>>> > On 12 Apr 2007 17:09:42 -0700, "
conno...@hotmail.com"
>>>>
>>>> > Rape is not popular except among degenerate inadequate sex offenders
>>>> > such as yourself, and in primitive places like Australia.
>>>>
>>>> No proof offered, claims false. FTH.
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>>>> > If it were to be legalized anywhere I guess it would be there.
>>>>
>>>> You cant tie me kangaroo down, sport, cant tie me kangaroo down.
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>>> If anyone is experienced at lasso of a kangaroo for sex...why contard,
>>> that would be you. :-)
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>>Sheep are far easier to get hold of!! :-)
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> Almost immediately after he'd arrived in a remote Scottish village,
> the American journalist noticed a curious shortage of women.
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> Walking into the village pub, he asked one of the locals, "What do
> you guys do around here for romance?" "Ye mean women?" asked the
> highlander. "We've none here. Around here, folks f**k sheep." "That's
> disgusting," cried the journalist. "I've never heard of such moral
> degradation."
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> However, after a few months, the journalist was feeling sex-starved
> and the sheep were looking more and more attractive. So he finally
> went out and found himself a comely sheep, brought her back to his
> room, shampooed her and then tied ribbons in her hair.
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> After a bottle of champagne, he lured the sheep into his bedchamber
> and released his pent-up frustrations. Afterwards, he escorted his
> four-legged lover to the pub for a drink.
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> As the journalist and his woolly friend entered the pub, a hush fell
> over the patrons and the anxious couple became the object of many
> disapproving stares.
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> "You goddamn bunch of hypocrites!" the journalist yelled. "You've been
> fornicating with sheep for years, but when I do it, you look at me
> like I'm some sort of crazy pervert." One highlander at the back of
> the crowd spoke up, "Ay, laddie, but that's the chieftain's girlfriend
> ye've got theer."
Sheep Shagging is a nobel pastime in some parts of the world, at least they
don't bleeeeeeeet as much as bitches!! :-)
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