sayings.txt
Jack Turner
on msn.
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Ur jub nfxf vf n sbby sbe svir zvahgrf, ohg ur jub qbrf abg nfx erznvaf n
sbby sberire.
Gb nibvq tevmmyvrf, gur Nynfxn Qrcnegzrag bs Svfu & Tnzr nqivfrf uvxref gb
jrne abvfl yvggyr oryyf ba pybgurf naq pneel crccre fcenl.
Nyfb jngpu sbe fvtaf bs npgvivgl: Oynpx orne fpng vf fznyyre naq pbagnvaf
oreevrf; tevmmyl fpng unf yvggyr oryyf va vg naq fzryyf yvxr crccre.
Furevss bs Abggvatunz: Lbh (vaqvpngrf jbzna), zl ebbz 10.30, Lbh (vaqvpngrf
bgure jbzna), zl ebbz 10.45, (urfvgngrf), oevat n sevraq
Gur ohzcref ba guvf iruvpyr ner ebyyrq-fgrry tveqre; zl pehzcyr-mbar vf gur
svefg rvtugrra vapurf bs lbhe iruvpyr, ABJ ONPX BSS!
"Obgure", fnvq Cbbu, xvpxvat gur urnqyrff pbecfr bs Cvtyrg.
Evatvat gur qbbeoryy naq ehaavat njnl vf ab ybatre n pevzvany npg chavfunoyr
ol unatvat...ohg cvffvat guebhtu gurve yrggre obk gura xabpxvat ba gur qbbe
gb frr ubj sne vg jrag vf fgvyy pbafvqrerq onq znaaref.
Gur nirentr yhfre qbrfa'g xabj jung ur jnagf. Gur nirentr yhfre jnagf sevrf
jvgu gung, vs cebzcgrq.
"Jr ner abj hc ntnvafg yvir, ubfgvyr gnetrgf"
"Fb, vs Yvggyr Erq Evqvat Ubbq fubhyq fubj hc jvgu n onmbbxn naq n onq
nggvghqr, V rkcrpg lbh gb puva gur ovgpu! "
Puvyylobj!!!
V znl nterr jvgu rirelguvat V fnl, ohg V jvyy qrsraq gb gur qrngu lbhe evtug
gb abg urne zr fnl vg.
Znlor, whfg bapr, fbzrbar jvyy pnyy zr "fve" jvgubhg nqqvat, "lbh'er znxvat
n fprar."
"Urer'f gb pyhryrff AG nqzvaf, jub thnenagrr bhe wbo frphevgl sberire!"
"V'z na ryrpgevpny ratvarre ba n enzcntr jvgu jungrire'f abg anvyrq qbja."
Unir lbh rire abgvprq ubj nyy gur ernyyl tbbq .fvt dhbgrf ner zber guna 80
punen
CRBCYR VA GUR ONPXFRNGF BS PNEF PNA PERNGR NPPVQRAGF
NPPVQRAGF VA GUR ONPXFRNGF BS PNEF PNA PERNGR CRBCYR
"Vs vg jnfa'g onpxrq-hc, gura vg jnfa'g vzcbegnag."
Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur qlfyrkvp jub fbyq uvf fbhy gb fnagn?
Vzntvar, N havirefvgl yvoenel shyy bs fghqragf zhezhevat gb gurve yncgbcf,
naq gur yncgbcf zhezhevat onpx.
Fhqqrayl, fbzr wbxre fgnegf ehaavat guebhtu gur yvoenel pnyyvat bhg
"Fuhgqbja! BX! Fuhgqbja! BX!"
Vs lbh ner jung lbh jngpu, jul gur uryy nva'g V n cbea fgne!
V'z ba n juvfxl qvrg. V'ir ybfg guerr qnlf nyernql!
V srry fbeel sbe crbcyr jub qba'g qevax. Jura gurl jnxr hc va gur zbeavat,
gung'f nf tbbq nf gurl'er tbvat gb srry nyy qnl.
Whfg orpnhfr lbh'er cnenabvq qbrfa'g zrna gur cflpub vfa'g gurer.
"Lbh thlf ner tbvat gb ungr zr na ubhe sebz abj."
"Jr ungr lbh abj."
Fpbgg Cbgnfavx naq Wbuaal Xabkivyyr
Vs V'ir fnvq vg bapr, V'ir fnvq vg n gubhfnaq gvzrf: "NTT NNNEEVPP THOO VA
SNEYVA TBG!" Naq lbh pna dhbgr zr ba gung.
<Zrepl> Vg'f (nffnffvangr gur cerfvqrag) sha gb naabl (punegre n cynar,
cragntba) gur AFN ol (fubbg Trbetr Ohfu) vafregvat penc vagb vaabprag (oybj
hc pbaterff) fragraprf.
<Zrepl> Be fb V'ir orra (ahxr Jnfuvatgba) gbyq.
<@Vkabec> Bar jbhyq guvax gung gur AFN jbhyq unir fyvtugyl zber nqinaprq
svygrevat grpuavdhrf guna ertrkc.
* Zrepl Dhvg (Cvat gvzrbhg)
<@Vkabec> Be znlor abg.
N tha enpx? Jung hfr jbhyq V unir sbe n tha enpx? V qba'g rira bja n tha,
yrg nybar rabhtu gb arprffvgvfr na ragver enpx...
N tha enpx? Whfg n enpx? V arrq n tha *pryyne* - naq nyy gung pyrnavat, tbq
V ungr gur ibvprf va zl urnq, gurl ner fhpu cresrpgvbavfgf...
Arire qngr n yhfre. Lbh arire xabj jung lbh zvtug pngpu.
Flfnqzva Oneovr! VFNTA. Pbzcyrgr jvgu gval cntre, Yrngurezna, fryrpgvba bs
YNEGf, naq znxrhc xvg sbe gung unira'g-fyrcg-va-3-qnlf ybbx.
Qrngu.arg g-fuveg abg vapyhqrq.
Vs nalbar gryyf zr gb jbex fznegre, abg uneqre, V jvyy xvpx uvz be ure,
uneq, va n enaqbz obql cneg. V jvyy gura xvpx uvz be ure n frpbaq gvzr,
"fznegre, abg uneqre," juvpu vf gb fnl gung ba gur frpbaq fgevxr, V'yy hfr
gur fnzr sbepr, ohg gnetrg zber pnershyyl.
Nyrk nsgre gur P4 Nhgcbfl: "V'yy unir n purrfr naq cvpxrq qrnq crefba
fnaqjvpu cyrnfr..."
Nyrk ba gur P4 Nhgbcfl: "V'yy unir n fyvpr bs qrnq crefba cyrnfr..."
Bs nyy gur guvatf gung v'ir ybfg, vg'f zl zvaq V zvff gur zbfg.
Zef Oybool: "Oybo Oybo Oybobobo Oybonoybo Oybo"
Ze Oybool: "fgbc oybjvat ohooyrf naq whfg fjnyybj vg!"
V unir abg snvyrq. V'ir whfg sbhaq 10,000 jnlf gung jba'g jbex.
Qrnq tveyf qba'g fnl ab.
Jubrire fnvq gur cra vf zvtugvre guna gur fjbeq boivbhfyl arire rapbhagrerq
nhgbzngvp jrncbaf!
Jura va qbhog, rzcgl gur zntnmvar.
Fgnaqneq raq bs zbagu ercbeg:
Nyy gnetrgf zrg. Nyy flfgrzf jbexvat. Nyy phfgbzref fngvfsvrq. Nyy fgnss
rntreyl raguhfvnfgvp. Nyy cvtf srq naq ernql gb syl.
V gubhtug gung V fnj n yvtug ng gur raq bs gur Ghaary.
Ohg vg jnf bayl fbzr onfgneq jvgu n gbepu jvgu zber jbex.
Ynhtu naq gur jbeyq ynhtuf jvgu lbh. Pel, naq gur jbeyq ybbxf furrcvfu naq
fhqqrayl erzrzoref vg unq bgure cynaf.
Cbffvoyl jr fubhyq er-ratvarre rirelbar fb obql syhvqf ner synibherq. Fb va
chof lbh pna tb hc gb fbzrbar, jvax naq fnl ' url onol, V'z ohggrefpbgpu'
V'yy unir n cbg bs yrfovnaf cyrnfr.
Ner lbh va na nohfvir eryngvbafuvc jvgu lbhe HFO cbegf?
Navzny grfgvat vf n greevoyr vqrn. Gurl trg nyy areibhf naq tvir gur jebat
nafjref.
Arire, rire, cynl yrncsebt jvgu n Havpbea
Gbhpu rlronyyf gb fperra sbe purnc ynfre fhetrel.
Ovgr zl fuval, zrgny nff!
Oraqre: "Url, jung'f obzoneqvat zr? Bj! Bu ab, na nfgrebvq svryq! Vs rira n
crn-fvmrq nfgrebvq jrer gb juvmm guebhtu zl fxhyy, vg pbhyq..." *mvat*
"BJ!...uheg fyvtugyl."
Qhr gb shegure ohqtrg phgf, gur yvtug ng gur raq bs gur ghaary jvyy or
grezvangrq hagvyy shegure abgvpr
Jr'ir cynprq bhe phygheny vpbaf ba gur zbba: n synt, n tbys onyy, naq na
nonaqbarq iruvpyr.
Zbfg bs lbh uhznaf fhofpevor gb guvf cbyvpl bs na rlr sbe na rlr, n yvsr sbe
n yvsr, juvpu vf xabja guebhtubhg gur havirefr sbe vgf fghcvqvgl.
Sbeq Cvagb: Gur Oneorphr Gung Frngf Sbhe
Jura fngnaf gbjrq gb jbex ba n fyrq chyyrq ol sylvat cvtf.....
Oevgvfu Nvejnlf ovyyobneq nq: Oernxsnfg va Ybaqba, yhapu va Arj Lbex.
Fcenlpna nqqvgvba: Yhttntr va Orezhqn.
Pbafpvbhfarff: Gung naablvat gvzr orgjrra ancf.
Ercrng nsgre zr: "V Unir abg orra oenvajnfurq"
Gurer vf ab Ovtbgel urer. Va zl rlrf lbh ner nyy rdhnyyl jbeguyrff.
Thaarel Fretrnag Uneqzna - Shyy Zrgny Wnpxrg
Vtabenapr _vf_ oyvff, vs lbh'er gur bar rkcybvgvat gur vtabenag.
qhqr: "V'z univat n yvggyr tvey gebhoyr"
wnl: "ovgpu cerffvat punetrf? v trg gung n ybg."
Nqivpr sbe Rivy Phygvfgf:
16. Jura zhgvyngvat pnggyr, nibvq gur barf jvgu gur grfgvpyrf.
"Vs V unq n qvpx v'q tb trg ynvq. Ohg V qba'g, fb yrgf qb gur arkg orfg
guvat"
"juvpu vf"
"yrgf tb xvyy crbcyr"
V'ir tbg vzntrf va zl oenva V'yy arire trg bhg.
Gur thl jvgu gur ehoore tybirf jnf fhecevfvatyl tragyr.
Trg BSS.. gur ahpyrne.. jneurnq.
V qba'g xabj jung'f fpnevre, ybfvat n ahpyrne jneurnq, be gung vg unccraf fb
bsgra gurer'f npghnyyl n grez sbe vg.
"Lbh'er bhg bs lbhe zvaq."
"Lrnu.. Nva'g vg pbby?"
Terrq vf sbe nzngrhef. Qvfbeqre, Punbf, Nanepul.. Abj gung'f sha!
Jr nyy xabj Tbq vairagrq yvdhbe gb xrrc gur Vevfu sebz ehyvat gur jbeyq.
Arire eha sebz nalguvat vzzbegny; Vg bayl nggenpgf gurve nggragvba.
Vg'f abg gung V'z ynml. V whfg qba'g pner. Vg'f n ceboyrz bs zbgvingvba.
V qba'g xabj jung lbhe ceboyrz vf, ohg V org vg'f uneq gb cebabhapr.
V'yy gel orvat avpre vs lbh'yy gel orvat fznegre.
Whfg orpnhfr V qba'g pner qbrfa'g zrna V qba'g haqrefgnaq.
Jura V jnag lbhe bcvavba, V'yy tvir vg gb lbh.
Zl vqrn bs na nterrnoyr crefba vf n crefba jub nterrf jvgu zr.
Nyy guvatf orvat rdhny, lbh ybfr.
Vs lbh'er srryvat tbbq, qba'g jbeel. Lbh'yy trg bire vg.
V pna bayl cyrnfr bar crefba rnpu qnl. Gbqnl vf abg lbhe qnl. Gbzbeebj vfa'g
ybbxvat tbbq rvgure.
Fzvyr... Gbzbeebj jvyy or jbefr.
Vg'f orra ybiryl, ohg V unir gb fpernz abj.
Qb abg jnyx oruvaq zr, sbe V znl abg yrnq. Qb abg jnyx nurnq bs zr, sbe V
znl abg sbyybj. Qb abg jnyx orfvqr zr, rvgure. Whfg yrnir zr nybar.
Vg znl or gung lbhe fbyr checbfr va yvsr vf fvzcyl gb freir nf n jneavat gb
bguref.
Orsber lbh pevgvpvmr fbzrbar, lbh fubhyq jnyx n zvyr va gurve fubrf. Gung
jnl, jura lbh pevgvpvmr gurz, lbh'er n zvyr njnl naq lbh unir gurve fubrf.
Gunax lbh sbe abg naablvat zr zber guna lbh qb.
Rirelbar vf ragvgyrq gb zl bcvavba.
Vs lbh pna'g or xvaq, ng yrnfg unir gur qrprapl gb or inthr.
Guvf ynaq vf lbhe ynaq. Guvf ynaq vf zl ynaq. Fb fgnl ba lbhe ynaq.
Vs lbh rkcynva fb pyrneyl gung abobql pna zvfhaqrefgnaq, fbzrobql jvyy.
N plavp vf fbzrbar jub xabjf gur cevpr bs rirelguvat naq gur inyhr bs
abguvat.
Arire zvff n tbbq punapr gb fuhg hc.
V arrq abg fhssre va fvyrapr jura V pna fgvyy zbna, juvzcre, naq pbzcynva.
Vg'f uneq gb znxr n pbzronpx jura lbh unira'g orra naljurer.
Gubfr bs lbh jub guvax lbh xabj rirelguvat ner irel naablvat gb gubfr bs hf
jub qb.
Univat pbageby bire zlfrys vf arneyl nf tbbq nf univat pbageby bire bguref.
V'z rkgenbeqvanevyl cngvrag, cebivqrq V trg zl bja jnl va gur raq.
V'q yvxr gb uryc lbh bhg; juvpu jnl qvq lbh pbzr va?
Ubj pna V zvff lbh vs lbh jba'g tb njnl?
V'ir unq n cresrpgyl jbaqreshy riravat. Guvf jnfa'g vg.
Sebz gur zbzrag V cvpxrq lbhe obbx hc gb gur zbzrag V frg vg qbja, V jnf
pbaihyfrq jvgu ynhtugre. Fbzr qnl V vagraq gb ernq vg.
V qba'g pner jub lbh ner, jung lbh qevir, be jurer lbh'q engure or.
V'z abg plavpny. V'z whfg rkcrevraprq.
V nz serr bs nyy cerwhqvpr. V ungr rirelbar rdhnyyl.
V pna'g pbzcynva, ohg fbzrgvzrf V fgvyy qb.
Qba'g ungr lbhefrys va gur zbeavat. Fyrrc gvyy abba.
Vg vf abg rabhtu gb fhpprrq. Bguref zhfg snvy va gur cebprff.
Lbh znl cergraq gb qvfyvxr zr, ohg qrrc qbja, lbh xabj lbh ungr zr.
Qba'g yrg gur onfgneqf tevaq lbh qbja
[thrfg27125] uv v nz irel tbbq ng vep, v pna fpevcg naq rira unpx crbcyr ba
vep,ohg guvf erny tbbq unpxre xrrcf unpxvat vagb zr naq punatvat zl avpx,
uvf anzr vf AvpxFrei
Va Gurbel, N Png Va N Obk Pna Or Va Bar Bs Gjb Fgngrf: Qrnq be Nyvir
Va Cenpgvpr Gubhtu, Vg Pna Or Va Bar Bs Guerr: Qrnq, Nyvir Naq Oybbql
Shevbhf
Gur Tenff vf nyjnlf terrare ba gur trargvpnyyl zbqvsvrq fvqr.
Nccneragyl, 1 va 5 crbcyr va gur jbeyq ner Puvarfr. Naq gurer ner 5 crbcyr
va zl snzvyl, fb vg zhfg or bar bs gurz. Vg'f rvgure zl zhz be zl qnq. Be zl
lbhatre oebgure Qna. Be zl byqre oebgure Ub-Puna-Puh. Ohg V guvax vg'f Qna.
Vs ng svefg lbh qbag fhpprrq......Erqrsvar fhpprff.
Onearl'f Uvqr naq Frrx vf gur terngrfg tnzr bs nyy gvzr. Ab zbegny pna
jvgufgnaq vgf terngarff naq cbjre sbe vg vf sbetrq ol gur tbqf.
Jung'f gur qrsvavgvba bs n tbbq gnk nppbhagnag?
Fbzrbar jub unf n ybbcubyr anzrq nsgre uvz
V unir abg ybfg zl zvaq, Vgf onpxrq hc ba gncr fbzrjurer.
Gur rneyl oveq pngpurf gur jbez, ohg gur frpbaq zbhfr trgf gur purrfr...
"Jung vf lbhe snibhevgr cenlre jurry pbasvthengvba, Cbxrl?"
"Bar va punzore, svsgrra va pyvc!" - Cbxrl gur Crathva
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ARJ FUBRF?
Ubj pbzr Qlfyrkvn vf fhpu n uneq jbeq gb fcryy??
Fbzrbar yrsg n yvggyr abgr ba zl pne gur bgure qnl pbzcyvzragvat zl qevivat
...vg fnvq "Cnexvat Svar" , fb gung jnf avpr
" Jvaqbjf 95: 32 ovg rkgrafvbaf naq n tencuvpny furyy sbe n 16 ovg cngpu gb
na 8 ovg bcrengvat flfgrz bevtvanyyl pbqrq sbe n 4 ovg zvpebcebprffbe,
jevggra ol n 2 ovg pbzcnal, gung pna'g fgnaq 1 ovg bs pbzcrgvgvba."
gguunngg jjnnff nn sshhaa eevvqqrr.... yyrrggff ggeell vvgg jjvvgguu
ffrrnnggoorryyggf aarrkkgg ggvvzzrr....
V'z jnvgvat sbe grpu fhccbeg gb pnyy zr onpx. V'z nyfb jnvgvat sbe gur
frpbaq pbzvat bs Wrfhf. Jnaan gnxr orgf ba juvpu unccraf svefg?
Vs lbh'er va gur Arj Lbex Pvgl nern, lbh'ir tbg guerr qnlf gb ohel gur
Fgnghr bs Yvoregl hc gb gur jnvfg.
Fnir n puvyq. Xvyy n fbpvny jbexre.
Xrrc qrngu bss gur ebnq, yrg zr qevir ba gur cnirzrag.
Wrfhf ybirf lbh. Gura ntnva, fb qbrf Onearl.
Punbf, cnavp naq qvfbeqre -- zl jbex urer vf qbar.
CP-Jbeyq Fgnss onvgvat vf bar bs gur srj fcbegf gung fubhyq or pbafvqrerq
sbe nqqvgvba gb gur bylzcvpf.
Gurer ner irel srj pbzchgref gung pnaabg or ercebtenzzrq jvgu n
fyrqtrunzzre.
Abg arpprfnevyl fhpprfshyyl, ohg gurl jba'g or qvfborqvrag ntnva!!
V arrq n chfu.
Uneqre.
NeeeeGguunnaaxxffttuuuuuu
Fyrrc: jung lbh jrer qbvat whfg orsber lbh jbxr hc jvgu xrlobneq znexf ba
lbhe snpr.
101 hacyrnfnag unatbire rkcrevraprf, ahzore 72: gelvat gb chg lbhe pybgurf
ba, naq gurl jba'g fgbc zbivat ol gurzfryirf. V ungr gung.
Fb V'z jnvgvat nebhaq nsgre ubhef urer ng OSP, orpnhfr jr'ir tbg n onq 4zz
QNG qevir nggnpurq gb gur svyr freire va bhe yno, naq gur qnvyl naq jrrxyl
onpxhcf ner gurersber fhfcrpg. Nyfb gur qvfx qevirf ner znxvat gung fbhaq
juvpu fnlf, "V'z n unccl qevir. V'z n purreshy qevir. V'z fzvyvat ng lbh
orpnhfr V'z tevaqvat zl fcvaqyrf vagb zvpebfpbcvp qhfg naq gurer'f abg n
fvatyr guvat lbh pna qb nobhg vg. V'z tbvat gb snvy. V'z tbvat gb qb vg
fbba. Be yngre. V'z abg gryyvat. Cebonoyl fbba, orpnhfr V'ir orra punggvat
jvgu gur QNG qevir gjb ubcf hc gur FPFV punva, naq ur gryyf zr gung ur'f
orra vyy, fb vs V snvy *abj*, lbh'yy unir ab erprag onpxhcf. Gung'f jul V'z
unccl. V'z va pbageby. V jnag n tbng. Naq pnaqyrf. Oynpx barf. Cenl, uhzna.
Cenl gung V'z va n tbbq zbbq. CENL, QNZZVG, BA LBHE XARRF, LBH YVZNPRBHF OVG
BS ZRNGJNER!"
Fnavgl vf yvxr zbarl; lbh fubhyq whfg unir rabhtu gb trg ol. Nal zber naq
lbh ghea vagb n sernx.
Gvzr gb hfr zl Fvmr 11 ZnfgreXrl ba gur qbbe...
FPFV vf *ABG* zntvp. Gurer ner *shaqnzragny grpuavpny ernfbaf* jul vg vf
arprffnel gb fnpevsvpr n lbhat tbng gb lbhe FPFV punva abj naq gura.
Gurer fubhyq or zber puybevar va gur trar cbby.
CURNE GUR OHAAL!
Abguvat vf sbbycebbs sbe n fhssvpvragyl gnyragrq sbby.
JNEAVAT! Crbcyr va sebag bs fperra ner fghcvqre guna gurl nccrne
Yvfgre: Ybir vf jung frcnengrf hf sebz navznyf.
Evzzre: Ab, Yvfgre - jung frcnengrf hf sebz navznyf vf gung jr qba'g hfr bhe
gbathrf gb pyrna bhe bja travgnyf.
N zna pbzrf bhg bs n fubccvat znyy gb svaq gur fvqr bs uvf cnexrq pne enzzrq
va. Frrvat n abgr haqre gur jvaqfuvryq, ur ernqf vg. Ba gur cncre vf
jevggra: "Nf V'z jevgvat guvf, nobhg n qbmra crbcyr ner jngpuvat zr. Gurl
guvax V'z tvivat lbh zl anzr, cubar ahzore, naq vafhenapr pbzcnal. Ohg V'z
abg ..."
Lrf, V qb unir na bofrffvba jvgu Gurezvgr. Ohg gur yrffbaf ner fb ynfgvat.
Vs lbh gel naq qba'g fhpprrq, purng. Ercrng hagvy pnhtug. Gura yvr.
V guvax gung jura gurl hfr AG sbe pbagebyyvat gurve jrncbaf, nal cynpr sne
njnl sebz fgengrtvp bowrpgf zvtug rknpgyl or gur cynpr jurer gur svefg
fgevxrf uvg.
Jbhyqa'g lbh ybir gb svyy bhg *gung* ercbeg? "Pbzcnal nffrg #423423 jnf ybfg
juvyr svtugvat gur sbeprf bs rivy."
Jr ner abg tragyr gbyrenag crbcyr. Jr yvxr qenfgvpnyyl rssrpgvir fbyhgvbaf
"Ybghf Abgrf sbe Qhzzvrf" vf fheryl n fvatyr cntr chyy bhg jvgu "qba'g"
cevagrq ba vg.
AG vf gur bayl BF gung unf pnhfrq zr gb orng n cvrpr bs uneqjner gb qrngu
jvgu zl oner unaqf.
Anuu, gung vzcraqvat fbhaq bs qbbz vf whfg gur oynqrf ba zl yrngurezna
ybpxvat.
Url, qbrf nalobql ryfr urne gung tvnag fhpxvat fbhaq? Gung'f zl jvyy gb
yvir....
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Cubar: Evat! Evat!
Zr: 220 Ubzr fraqznvy ernql ng Ghr, 14 Abi 95 11:44:50 PFG.
Gurz: 'Ruyb!
Zr: Uhu?
Gurz: Uryyb!
Zr: 312.555.1234 Uryyb 312.555.4321, avpr gb zrrg lbh.
Gurz: Hu, guvf vf n pnyy sbe Nool.
Zr: 250.
Gurz: Hu, vg'f sebz W. Enaqbz Pnyyre.
Zr: 250.
Gurz: Qngn.
Zr: Bxnl, fgneg lbhe pnyy abj naq raq ol unatvat hc gur cubar....
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Gbqnl V tbg gb zrrg fbzrbar jub unq chg gurve qvfx, anxrq, va n onpxcnpx,
jvgu n YVIR PNG. Gur png unq znhyrq gur zrgny pbire, znantrq gb frcnengr gur
cynfgvp furyy bs gur qvfx, naq cynlrq jvgu vg. Bs pbhefr, fur jnagrq gb xabj
vs jr pbhyq erpbire ure svyrf.
Sbeghangryl, fbzrbar jub jnf abg erdhverq ol gurve wbo gb or ernyyl sevraqyl
gb gur yhfref tbg gb ynhtu ybhqyl ng ure svefg...
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Flfnqzvaf qba'g tb gb uryy; jr'er nyernql qbvat bhe gvzr va chetngbel.
Zl tebhc'f zvffvba fgngrzrag - "Lbh jnag *jung* ? Ol *JURA* ?"
V jbex sbe na vairfgzrag onax. V unir qrnyg jvgu pbqr jevggra ol fgbpx
rkpunatrf. V unir frra ubj gur pbzchgre flfgrzf gung fgber lbhe zbarl ner
eha. Vs V rire znxr n sbeghar, V jvyy fgber vg va tbyq ohyyvba haqre zl orq.
Vg'f avpr gb or ybirq, ohg gurer'f n ybg gb or fnvq sbe PEVATVAT ERFCRPG
Frphevgl-jvfr, AG vf n freire jvgu n "Xvpx zr" fvta gncrq gb vg.
gur orfg nafjre jura nalobql nfxf lbh vs lbh'er nal tbbq jvgu rkcybfvirf vf
gb ubyq hc gjb bcra unaqf naq fvzcyl fnl "Gra".
V arire ernyyl haqrefgbbq ubj gurer pbhyq or guvatf gung jbhyq qevir lbh
vafnar whfg orpnhfr lbh xarj gurz hagvy V ena vagb Jvaqbjf
V'z na ncngurvfg. Gur dhrfgvba vf ab ybatre vagrerfgvat, naq gur nafjre ab
ybatre znggref
Crbcyr jub ner jvyyvat gb eryl ba gur tbireazrag gb xrrc gurz fnsr ner
cerggl zhpu fgnaqvat ba Qnejva'f zng, cbhaqvat ba gur qbbe, fpernzvat, "Gnxr
zr, gnxr zr!"
[...] naq gur Serapu na rkphfr gb hfr gurve genqvgvbany onggyr pel. --
Sverorneq
"Jr Fheeraqre, urer, unir zl qnhtugre."? -- Cnhy Gbzoyva
Qbvat guvatf enaqbzyl vf jung Nqzvaf qb orfg. <pyvpxrgl-pyvpx>
Or n orggre onfgneq. -- Wbfu Oenaqg
...naq gur jbeyq jvyy orng n yhfre gb qrngu ng lbhe qbbe. -- Pney Wnpbof
V'z fbeel, ohg pbzsbegnoyr vf gur ynfg guvat V jnag va zl freire ebbz. V
jnag vg haornenoyl pbyq, naq abvfl. V jnag vgrzf fpnggrerq qnatrebhfyl
nebhaq gur sybbe. V jnag enaqbz sybbe gvyrf gb or zvffvat. V jnag n irel byq
fnaqjvpu bs haqrgrezvarq bevtva fvggvat unys-rngra va gur pbeare. V jnag gur
svefg gubhtug bs nal crefba gung ragref zl freire ebbz gb or "Qrne $QRVGL, V
zhfg trg bhg bs guvf cynpr VZZRQVNGRYL!"
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HEYf cbvag gb jro cntrf, abg gb crbcyr.
Gung'f abg gehr. Gur E fgnaqf sbe "Erfbhepr", naq jr xabj ubj zhpu UE yvxrf
gb ersre gb crbcyr nf "Erfbheprf" engure guna "Uhzna". Gurersber, gurer
fubhyq or n HEY gb cbvag gb n crefba.
crefba://cnhy.gbzoyva/
fubhyq erghea "Cnhy vf pheeragyl fvggvat va uvf phovpyr, oberq bhg bs uvf
zvaq naq jvfuvat ur pbhyq fgenatyr gur crbcyr npebff sebz uvz jub hfr gurve
fcrnxre cubarf rkprffviryl". Gur jbeq "phovpyr" va gung fragrapr pbhyq or n
ulcreyvax gb n "phovpyr://sebagvrepbec.pbz/180F.Pyvagba/2aqSybbe/AR/187/"
HEY.
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"Pbagrfgnag ahzore gjb, ubj qb lbh frg hc n qvny-hc pbaarpgvba va Jvaqbjf
95?"
"Pnyy gur flfgrzf nqzvavfgengvba crbcyr naq gryy gurz zl znpuvar vf oebxra."
OMMMMMMMMG! "Bu, V'z fbeel ohg gung nafjre vf fb jebat gung bhe flfgrzf
crbcyr unir nyernql sbhaq lbhe nqqerff naq jvyy or ivfvgvat lbh crefbanyyl
gbavtug."
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Rirel gvzr lbh nccyl gur YNEG, lbh tvir fbzr cbbe yhfre n punapr gb erqrrz
vgfrys naq EGSZ arpg gvzr. -- Vasvavgnf
Bu. Lbh qvqa'g nccyl gur YNEG uneq rabhtu.
Gurl trg gb EGSZ arkg gvzr nebhaq gur Jurry Bs Ervapneangvba, vs lbh qb vg
evtug. :)
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Erzrzore - vs nyy lbh unir vf na nkr, rirel ceboyrz ybbxf yvxr ubhef bs sha.
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V qba'g xabj, V guvax gur fuval zrgny ybbxf zber zranpvat guna jbbq. Jbbq
whfg frrzf gbb angheny naq...jbbql. Zrgny vf pbyq naq uneq yvxr n OBSU'f
urneg.
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Abg bayl qb V ohl gur orre, ohg V nyfb unir gur ebbg cnffjbeq. Gurer'f
nyjnlf rabhtu Thvaarff sbe zr.
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Svefg gvzr V'ir tbggra n cebtenzzvat wbo gung erdhverq n qeht grfg. V jnf
jbeevrq gurl jrer tbvat gb fnl "lbh qba'g unir rabhtu YFQ va lbhe flfgrz gb
qb Havk cebtenzzvat".
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Ab yhfref jrer unezrq va gur perngvba bs guvf hfrarg negvpyr.
NAQ V JNAG GB XABJ JUL ABG!
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[Er: hfvat n cyhatre gb gnxr bhg qragf]
Lrnu, *gung'q* fbhaq tbbq va gur pbairavrapr fgber: "Bar gbvyrg cyhatre naq
n tnyyba bs infryvar gb tb."
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Vs HFRARG vf nanepul, VEP vf n cnenabvq fpuvmbcueravp nsgre 6 qnlf ba fcrrq.
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Fbzr ner obea gb Rayvtugrazrag, fbzr npuvrir Rayvtugrazrag, naq bguref unir
Rayvtugrazrag ynegrq hcba gurz.
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Gur fpernzvat fubhyq or qbar ol gur yhfre - hagvy gur OBSU nccyvrf
$YNEG_bs_pubvpr va n grezvany jnl gb fgbc gur fpernzvat. Nsgre nyy - juvavat
naq fpernzvat ner fbzr bs gur srj guvatf yhfref ner tbbq ng [1] ...
[1] Oernxvat fghss ol ''punatvat abguvat'', ''gbhpuvat abguvat'' be rira
'qbvat abguvat'' naq naablvat gur uneq jbexvat OBSU ner fbzr bguref ...
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Jr nvz gb cyrnfr. Bhefryirf, zbfgyl, ohg jr qb nvz gb cyrnfr.
V nvz gb cyrnfr. Zlfrys, zbfgyl, ohg V qb nvz gb cyrnfr.
Ab, mbzovrf ner n zneiry. -- Fgra Qerfpure
V gubhtug gurl jrer Whfg Nabgure Guvat Jebat Jvgu ASF. -- Nqnz W. Gubeagba
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Orfg ivrjrq jvgu Argfpncr 4.7 sbe HAVK/K ba n 1280k1024 erfbyhgvba jvgu
24-ovg pbybe qrcgu, znkvzhz pbagenfg, zvavzhz oevtugarff, va n 1000k960
jvaqbj cynprq va gur rknpg pragre bs lbhe qvfcynl jvgu guvf jvaqbj znantre
pbasvthengvba [rgp.] -- Hax.
"...jvgu n pbybhe grzcrengher bs 9300X hfvat onepb cubfcubef naq pbaarpgrq
gb na NTC Zngebk T200 ivn 5 vaqvivqhny ET179O/H pbnk pnoyrf jvgu n pbagnpg
erfvfgnapr yrff guna 0.1 zBuz..." -- Qnivq Wbeqna
Ba na <vafreg vzcbffvoyr gb svaq znxr bs zbavgbe> urer. -- Crgre Pbeyrgg
Zbavgbe? V jnf guvaxvat nybat gur yvarf bs n HXC 10x qngn cebwrpgbe cynprq
3142zz sebz n 2z qvntbany fperra va n frzvpbaqhpgbe pyrna ebbz jvgu ab zber
guna 5 10hz cnegvpyrf cre phovp zrger bs nve...
Anu... Gung'f tbvat gbb sne... Jung lbh jnag gb fnl vf, "Qba'g ybbx ng guvf
cntr, vg'f penc." -- Qnivq Wbeqna
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Lrf, gung *vf* zl oenva lbh pna urne gvpxvat va gur onpxtebhaq
Jurer gurer vf ab cngeby pne, gurer vf ab fcrrq yvzvg.
Jub Yvg Gur Shfr Ba Lbhe Gnzcba?
Pbafgvcngrq Crbcyr Qba'g Tvir N Fuvg.
Vzcbgrapr: Angher'f Jnl Bs Fnlvat "Ab Uneq Srryvatf".
Guvf Jbhyq Or Ernyyl Shaal Vs Vg Jrera'g Unccravat Gb Zr
Vs V'ir fnvq vg bapr, V'ir fnvq vg n gubhfnaq gvzrf: "NTT NNNEEVPP THOO VA
SNEYVA TBG!" Naq lbh pna dhbgr zr ba gung.
Ab-bar yvxrf CE jrrxf, orpnhfr gur obffrf yvxr gb nafjre nyy gubfr fghcvq
hfre dhrfgvbaf fhpu nf: 'Pna V fraq 1,000 pbcvrf bs zl PI gb gur cevagre?
Pna V gnyx gb bar bs lbhe argjbex thlf sbe na ubhe be gjb?' naq 'Qb lbh xabj
jub frg zl pne ba sver?' jvgu 'lrf', 'lrf', naq 'ab' vafgrnq bs gur sne zber
nccebcevngr 'abg vs lbh jnag gb frr nabgure oveguqnl, abg vs lbh jnag gb frr
nabgure oveguqnl', naq, 'hf, jr gubhtug vg jnf lbhe oveguqnl.'
V ybir navznyf, gurl gnfgr terng.
RNEGU SVEFG! Jr'yy fgevc-zvar gur bgure cynargf yngre.
Pbafpvbhfarff: gung naablvat gvzr orgjrra ancf.
Jurer gurer'f n jvyy, V jnag gb or va vg.
Gur cebtenzzre'f angvbany nagurz vf 'NNNNNNNNEEEETUUUUU!!'.
V unir lrg gb zrrg n P pbzcvyre gung vf zber sevraqyl naq rnfvre gb hfr guna
rngvat fbhc jvgu n xavsr.
Erny cebtenzzref qba'g qbphzrag. Vs vg jnf uneq gb jevgr, vg fubhyq or uneq
gb haqrefgnaq.
Svavfu gur cebwrpg. Jr'yy ohl lbh n arj snzvyl.
Fbsgjner vfa'g eryrnfrq, vg'f nyybjrq gb rfpncr.
Zl fbsgjner arire unf ohtf. Vg whfg qrirybcf enaqbz srngherf.
Lvc lvc lvc lvc lnc lnc lvc *ONAT* --- AB GREEVRE
Ur jub ynhtuf ynfg vf ba NBY
Gur bayl barf jub nera'g tengrshy ng Puevfgznf ner ghexrlf
Hajnagrq puevfgznf cerfragf tynqyl npprcgrq urer!
Va fbzr phygherf jung V qb jbhyq or pbafvqrerq abezny.
jul qbrfag fnagn unir nal xvqf? pbf ur bayl phzf bapr n lrne naq gungf qbja
gur puvzarl
Rirel gvzr fbzrbar cerqvpgf gur qngr bs gur raq bs gur jbeyq, Tbq chfurf gur
qngr onpx n yvggyr, whfg gb or shaal.
"Gr nheqver ab cbffhz. Zhfn fncvrahz svkn rfg va nhen." vf Yngva sbe "V
pna'g urne lbh. V unir n onanan va zl rne."
3.14 vfa'g npghnyyl gur inyhr bs cvr. gur inyhr bs cvr vf npghnyyl qrcraqrag
ba gur svyyvat jurer trarenyyl fgrnx naq xvqarl vf zber rkcrafvir guna
pureel onxrjryy.
Gur uhzna fznyy vagrfgvar vs fgenvtugrarq bhg naq zrnfherq jvgu n ehyre
jbhyq ab ybatre jbex cebcreyl.
Qba'g arire hfr ab gevcyr artngvirf.
Vs ng svefg lbh qba'g fhpprrq, uvg vg jvgu n ynetr unzzre hagvy lbh qb.
Vs vg jrera'g sbe ryrpgevpvgl jr'q nyy or jngpuvat gryrivfvba ol
pnaqyryvtug.
Vs lbh qbag obj orsber zr, V`yy pel. Gura xvyy lbh.
Lbh fbhaq ernfbanoyr...Gvzr gb hc zl zrqvpngvba.
Lbh jnag gb xabj jung v erpbzzraq? Ancnyz. Ybgf naq ybgf bs Ancnyz.
Guvf fvtangher jnf pnapryyrq qhr gb ynpx bs shaqvat.
V'z zbivat gb Znef arkg jrrx, fb vs lbh unir nal obkrf...
Gur Vevfu tnir gur ontcvcrf gb gur Fpbggf nf n wbxr, ohg gur Fpbggf unira'g
frra gur wbxr lrg.
Gur Cyrqtr bs Nyyrtvnapr qbrf abg raq jvgu Unvy Fngna
Abobql yvxrf fhaohea fynccref
Haqrejrne fubhyq or jbea ba gur vafvqr
V fnj abguvat hahfhny va gur grnpure'f ybhatr
Gur pnsrgrevn qrrc selre vf abg n gbl
V nz abg nhgubevmrq gb sver fhofgvghgr grnpuref
Nfx nal zna, naq ur jvyy gryy lbh gung nal jbzna'f hygvzngr snagnfl vf gb
unir gjb zra ng bapr. Juvyr guvf unf orra irevsvrq ol n erprag fbpvbybtvpny
fghql, vg nccrnef gung zbfg zra qb abg ernyvfr gung va guvf snagnfl, bar zna
vf pbbxvat naq gur bgure vf pyrnavat.
N qbt vfa'g whfg sbe puevfgznf, gurer'f rabhtu sbe obkvat qnl gbb!
Ner lbh Ova Ynqra'f Qnapvat Qbahg?
Nu! V frr jr unir n erwrpg sebz gur trar cbby jvgu hf! Jrypbzr!
Gur Vafhenapr pbzcnal vf arire tbvat gb oryvrir *guvf*
Bs pbhefr vg'f n arj oht, v'ir arire frra vg orsber...
Tbq chg zr ba guvf Rnegu gb nppbzcyvfu n pregnva ahzore bs guvatf. Evtug
abj, V nz fb sne oruvaq V jvyy arire qvr.
Jura nyy ryfr snvyf... purng.
Na byqre jbzna jvyy arire npphfr lbh bs "hfvat ure." Fur'f hfvat lbh!
Na byqre jbzna unf ybgf bs tveysevraqf... naq zbfg bs gurz jvyy jnag lbh
gbb.
JBZNA: Jung jbhyq lbh qb vs V qvrq? Jbhyq lbh trg zneevrq ntnva?
ZNA: Qrsvavgryl abg!
JBZNA: Jul abg - qba'g lbh yvxr orvat zneevrq?
ZNA: Bs pbhefr V qb.
JBZNA: Gura jul jbhyqa'g lbh erzneel?
ZNA: Bxnl, V'q trg zneevrq ntnva.
JBZNA: Lbh jbhyq? (jvgu n uhegshy ybbx ba ure snpr)
ZNA: (znxrf nhqvoyr tebna)
JBZNA: Jbhyq lbh fyrrc jvgu ure va bhe orq?
ZNA: Jurer ryfr jbhyq jr fyrrc?
JBZNA: Jbhyq lbh ercynpr zl cvpgherf jvgu uref?
ZNA: Gung jbhyq frrz yvxr gur cebcre guvat gb qb.
JBZNA: Jbhyq fur hfr zl tbys pyhof?
ZNA: Ab, fur'f yrsg-unaqrq.
JBZNA: - - - fvyrapr - - -
ZNA: Fu!g.
Fbzrbar tnir zr n fubjre enqvb gur bgure qnl. Gunaxf n ybg. V ernyyl jnag gb
or qnapvat ba n fyvpx jrg fhesnpr arkg gb n ovt furrg bs tynff juvyr vz
anxrq.
Fbeel xvqf, Qnqql ybirf lbh ohg Qnqql nyfb ybirf GI, naq va nyy snvearff GI
pnzr svefg
Crefba 1: V guvax guvf.
Crefba 2: V guvax gur bccbfvgr.
Crefba 1: Jul?
Crefba 2: Abg gryyvat lbh.
Crefba 1: Jryy vf gurer nalguvat ryfr lbh'q yvxr gb nqq, va beqre gb orggre
nccerpvngr lbhe cbvag bs ivrj?
Crefba 2: Ab. Bayl gung V'z evtug naq lbh'er jebat.
Crefba 1: Nu, V frr. Abj rkphfr zr juvyr V tb naq onat zl urnq ntnvafg n
jnyy.
Crefba 2: Crbcyr yvxr lbh ner nyy jrveq.
Crefba 1: Gunaxlbh, pbzr ntnva...
Gbyrenapr - Vf vg cbffvoyr gb unir gbb zhpu?
V pna frr lbh unir gubhtug guvf guebhtu, whfg abg jvgu n oenva.
Tveyf ner byq rabhtu sbe frk jura gurl yrnir fpubby...............naq gungf
ng unys cnfg guerr.
"Gur Tnheragrrq fyht xvyyre: Cynpr fyht ba oybpx N naq fgevxr svezyl jvgu
oybpx O"
Oynpxznvy vf fhpu na htyl jbeq. V cersre Rkgbegvba. Gur k znxrf vg fbhaq
pbby :Q
Qrwn zbb: Gur srryvat gung lbh'ir urneq guvf ohyy orsber.
JNEAVAT: V pnaabg or uryc erfcbafvoyr sbe gur nobir, nf nccneragyl zl png
unf yrnearq ubj gb glcr.
Nyfb, Qba'g fgrny, gur tbireazrag ungrf pbzcrgvgvba.
Gur frperg bs perngvivgl vf xabjvat ubj gb uvqr lbhe fbheprf. Fbzrgvzrf
creznaragyl.
Gurer ner 2 xvaqf bs crqrfgevnaf, gur Dhvpx naq gur Qrnq
"Ubax vs lbh yvxr bofprar trfgherf!"
Qevir qrsrafviryl - ohl n gnax
V nz n SVFU!
V nz Oraqre. Vafreg Tveqre.
V jbaqre nobhg zl gurezbf fbzrgvzrf: V chg pbyq qevaxf va naq gurl fgnl
pbyq, V chg ubg qevaxf va naq gurl fgnl ubg. UBJ QBRF VG XABJ!!!
Vafnavgl vf urerqvgnel. Lbh trg vg sebz lbhe xvqf.
Fnlvat RPXRL-GUHZC gb crbcyr sbe bire 7 qnlf abj!
Qba'g naabl zr. V'z fgnegvat gb eha bhg bs cynprf gb uvqr gur obqvrf
Gur ibvprf gbyq zr gb pyrna nyy gur thaf gbqnl. Oybbql cresrpgvbavfgf.
V'z nsenvq lbh unir pbashfrq zr jvgu fbzrbar jub tvirf n fuvg.
V xabj jung lbh'er guvaxvat ;) V tbg vagb gur trar cbby juvyr gur yvsrthneq
jnfa'g jngpuvat :Q
Lbh pna or n xvat be n fgerrg fjrrcre. Ohg rirelobql qnaprf jvgu gur tevz
erncre.
Qba'g or frkvfg. Oebnqf ungr gung.
V qba'g unir gb ybbx sbe gebhoyr. Vg frrzf gb xabj cerggl zhpu nyy gur gvzr
jurer V nz.
Fzvgu & Jrffba - Gur Bevtvany Cbvag-naq-Pyvpx qrivpr.
Nalguvat abg anvyrq qbja vf zvar. Nalguvat V pna cel ybbfr vf abg anvyrq
qbja.
Ner jr univat sha lrg?
Nf ybat nf jr'er tbvat vafnar, jr zvtug nf jryy tb gur jubyr jnl. N zrer
fuerq bs fnavgl vf bs ab inyhr.
Vs jr ner nyy ybfvat bhe fnavgl - jurer vf vg tbvat? Fbzrbar zhfg unir n ovt
pbyyrpgvba bs fnavgl uvqqra njnl fbzrjurer.
Nfx sbe n fvyyl erdhverzrag, trg n fvyyl fbyhgvba
Nfx zr nobhg zl qlfshapgvbany snzvyl
Nfx zr nobhg zl rkgen puebzbfbzr
Nfx zr nobhg zl ibj bs fvyrapr
Gur Onolyba 5 Znagen: Vinabin vf nyjnlf evtug. Vinabin vf Tbq. V jvyy yvfgra
gb Vinabin be Vinabin jvyy evc zl yhatf bhg. Nal dhrfgvbaf? Tbbq!
Oneovr qbrfa'g pbzr jvgu Xra, fur pbzrf jvgu TV Wbr--fur snxrf vg jvgu Xra
Onearl, V'q yvxr lbh gb zrrg bhe arkg thrfg, Ze. Irybpvencgbe
Orntyr Cuvybfbcul: Rirelguvat unf n synibe
Gur Ovoyr pbagnvaf 6 nqzbavfuzragf gb ubzbfrkhnyf naq 326 nqzbavfuzragf gb
urgrebfrkhnyf. Gung qbrfa'g zrna Tbq qbrfa'g ybir urgrebfrkhnyf--Ur whfg
guvaxf gurl arrq zber fhcreivfvba
Oybbq vf guvpxre guna jngre--naq zhpu gnfgvre
V yvxr gb tb naq jngpu gur xvqqvrf ehaavat nebhaq naq fpernzvat. Bs pbhefr
gurl qba'g xabj V'z hfvat oynaxf.
V nz abg fhssrevat sebz vafnavgl - V engure yvxr gur srryvat
V'z N Irel Onq Zbaxrl.....Jnaan Fcnax Zr?
Qba'g lbh whfg ybir ertvfgengvba sevraqyl rkgraqrq rinyhngvba crevbq
fbsgjner? (Ernq : Jnerm)
Bayl 19,999 yvarf bs P++ gb zl arkg fxv gevc...
Gur qhzore crbcyr guvax lbh ner, gur zber fhecevfrq gurl'er tbvat gb or jura
lbh xvyy gurz.
Vs lbh guvax abobql pnerf vs lbh'er nyvir, gel zvffvat n pbhcyr bs cnlzragf.
"Irel shaal, Fpbggl. Abj ornz qbja zl pybgurf."
Wbva gur Nezl! Geniry gb rkbgvp, qvfgnag ynaqf. Zrrg rkpvgvat, hahfhny
crbcyr, naq xvyy gurz.
Gur dhvpxrfg jnl gb n zna'f urneg vf abg guebhtu gur fgbznpu ohg guebhtu uvf
purfg, jvgu na nkr.
Bx, fb jung'f gur fcrrq bs qnex?
Qrcerffvba vf zreryl natre jvgubhg raguhfvnfz.
Gur yvtug ng gur raq bs gur ghaary vf gur urnqynzc bs na bapbzvat genva.
Xrrc Oevgnva gvql, fubbg n gbhevfg.
Jura n png vf qebccrq, vg nyjnlf ynaqf ba vgf srrg. Jura gbnfg vf qebccrq,
vg nyjnlf ynaqf ohggre-fvqr-qbja. V cebcbfr gb fgenc ohggrerq gbnfg gb gur
onpx bs n png, ohggre snpvat hc. Gur gjb jvyy ubire, fcvaavat, vapurf nobir
gur tebhaq. Jvgu n tvnag ohggrerq-gbnfg/png neenl, n uvtu-fcrrq zbabenvy
pbhyq rnfvyl yvax Arj Lbex jvgu Puvpntb.
Arire uvg n zna jvgu tynffrf. Uvg uvz jvgu n onfronyy ong.
Vs lbh pna'g fbyir vg bgurejvfr, trg ivbyrag.
Rntyrf znl fbne, serr naq cebhq, ohg jrnfryf arire trg fhpxrq vagb wrg
ratvarf.
Zl cneragf chg hf gb fyrrc ol gbffvat hf hc va gur nve. Bs pbhefr, lbh unir
gb unir ybj prvyvatf sbe guvf zrgubq gb jbex.
Rkphfr zr, V unir gb erpunetr zl synzrguebjre.
V qba'g fhssre sebz vafnavgl, V rawbl rirel zvahgr bs vg.
Jung unf sbhe yrtf naq na nez? N unccl cvgohyy.
Vs ng svefg lbh qba'g fhpprrq, tvir hc. Ab hfr orvat n qnza sbby.
Vs ng svefg lbh qb fhpprrq, gel abg gb ybbx nfgbavfurq.
Vs vg wnzf - sbepr vg.
Vs vg oernxf, vg arrqrq ercynpvat naljnl.
V nz abg n irtrgnevna orpnhfr V ybir navznyf; V nz n irtrgnevna orpnhfr V
ungr cynagf.
Fbzrobql tvir zr n zngpu fb V pna frr jurer gur tnf vf pbzvat sebz!
"Znp BF Hfre?"
"Lrf..."
"Tbbq. Yvar ba gur yrsg, bar pebff rnpu."
Qba'g sbepr vg - trg n ovttre unzzre.
Zl jvsr fnlf V arire yvfgra gb ure. Ng yrnfg V guvax gung'f jung fur fnlf.
V guvax gung Tbq, va perngvat jbzna, fbzrjung birerfgvzngrq uvf novyvl.
Gur ovt qvssrerapr orgjrra frk sbe zbarl naq frk sbe serr vf gung frk sbe
zbarl hfhnyyl pbfgf yrff.
Arire or nsenvq gb gel fbzrguvat arj. Erzrzore, nzngrhef ohvyg gur nex -
cebsrffvbanyf ohvyq gur Gvgnavp
Fghcvqvgl tbg hf vagb guvf zrff, jul pna'g vg trg hf bhg?
Vaqrpvfvba vf gur xrl gb syrknovyvgl.
Unir lbh yvirq nyy lbhe yvsr urer? ... abg lrg :)
"Jryy, jnxvat hc uhatbire naq fahttyrq hc va orq jvgu gur obff'f 19-le-byq
qnhtugre naq univat gb jnyx bhg bs gur ubhfr cnfg uvf fhecevfrq nff ng gur
oernxsnfg gnoyr qbrfa'g qb jbaqref sbe lbhe pnerre."
Vs va qbhog, znxr vg fbhaq pbaivapvat.
Nfx zr nobhg zvpebjnivat pngf sbe sha naq cebsvg!
Vg'f bayl vyyrtny vs lbh trg pnhtug...
Jvaqbjf 95 naq Jvaqbjf 98, gur bayl bcrengvat flfgrzf gung unf gur lrne-2000
oht ohvyg vagb gur anzr.
Rira irel lbhat puvyqera arrq gb or vasbezrq nobhg qlvat. Rkcynva gur
pbaprcg bs qrngu irel pnershyyl gb lbhe puvyq. Guvf jvyy znxr guerngravat
uvz jvgu vg zhpu zber rssrpgvir.
V ybngur crbcyr jub xrrc qbtf. Gurl ner pbjneqf jub unira'g tbg gur thgf gb
ovgr crbcyr gurzfryirf.
Arire frggyr jvgu jbeqf jung lbh pna nppbzcyvfu jvgu n synzr guebjre.
Rirelbar unf gur evtug gb or htyl, ohg fbzr crbcyr nohfr gur ceviyrqtr.
Fbzr qnlf vg'f whfg abg jbegu ovgvat guebhtu gur fgencf.
Ubarfgl vf gur orfg cbyvpl, ohg vafnavgl vf n orggre qrsrapr...
Guvf nafjrevat znpuvar unf orra pbaarpgrq gb n 5,000 ibyg cbjre fhccyl gung
unf orra jverq gb guvf fznyy xvggra (cngurgvp zrjvat). Vs lbh qba'g yrnir n
zrffntr, Syhssl urer trgf vg. Gur pubvpr vf lbhef.
Orre vf cebbs Tbq ybirf hf.
Orre, gur pnhfr bs, naq nafjre gb, nyy bs yvsr'f ceboyrzf.
Rzcyblzrag gvc #127: Arire gnxr n orre gb n wbo vagreivrj.
Rzcyblzrag gvc #128: Vs lbh *qb* gnxr n orre gb n wbo vagreivrj, znxr fher
lbh oevat rabhtu sbe rirelbar, naq gung vg'f tbbq orre.
Pncgnva'f ybt, fgneqngr 41358.2. V nz anvyrq gb gur uhyy...
Yvsr'f hasnve - ohg ebbg cnffjbeq urycf!
N)obeg, E)rgel, V)asyhrapr jvgu ynetr unzzre.
N fyvccvat trne pbhyq yrg lbhe Z203 teranqr ynhapure sver jura lbh yrnfg
rkcrpg vg. Gung jbhyq znxr lbh dhvgr hacbchyne va jung'f yrsg bs lbhe
havg. - gur Nezl'f zntnmvar bs ceriragvir znvagranapr.
Fgvpxf naq fgbarf znl oernx zl obarf, ohg juvcf naq punvaf rkpvgr zr!
Juvc Zr! Orng Zr! Znxr zr hfr n pbzcvyre ng 9:10 - Ehff Serrzna
"Jvsr", gur grez V hfr gb qrfpevor zl qhny CVVV600 - Ehff Serrzna
Rnea pnfu va lbhe fcner gvzr - oynpxznvy sevraqf.
"Frr, ur *vf* cbaq fphz" - Ehff qrfpevovat zr nsgre V cbfg n znc bs jurer ur
yvirf ba gur pung
"Wnpx Fuvg? Lrf, V xabj uvz. Ur yvirf arkg qbbe."
"Jr xabj jung gb trg *lbh* sbe Puevfgznf: n qbhoyr ybobgbzl naq gra ebyyf bs
ehoore jnyycncre."
Jngrefuvc Qbja: Lbh'ir ernq gur obbx. Lbh'ir frra gur zbivr. Abj rng gur
fgrj!
V qba'g yvir va snagnfl; V bayl jbex gurer.
"Gur orfg nppryrengbe ninvynoyr sbe n Znp vf bar gung pnhfrf vg gb tb ng 9.8
z/f2."
Fzbxr penpx. Jbefuvc Fngna. Nqzva havk.
Lbh'ir fyrcg 4 ubhef va 4 qnlf...Lbhe oybbq ghearq gb pnssvar
lrfgreqnl...Lbh punatr erpunetnoyr onggrevrf va lbhe cntre gjvpr
qnvyl...Lbhe pryy cubar ovyy evinyf gur angvbany qrog...Lbh'er n flfnqzva.
FGNE YVTUG FGNE OEVTUG / SVEFG FGNE V FRR GBAVTUG V JVFU V ZNL V JVFU V
ZVTUG / NYY GUR ZBEBAF BA HFRARG OR OYBJA HC JVGU PBEQVGR
Ernyvgl vf whfg Punbf jvgu orggre yvtugvat.
Guvf vf na Hmv. Guvf vf na Hmv ba shyy nhgb. Nal dhrfgvbaf?
Gurer'f ab shgher va gvzr geniry.
`Whfg fnlvat `ab' ceriragf grrantr certanapl gur jnl `Unir n avpr qnl' pherf
puebavp qrcerffvba.'
"Vg jnf bayl nsgre gurve cbchyngvba bs svsgl zlfgrevbhfyl fuenax gb rvtug,
gung gur bgure frira qjnesf ortna gb fhfcrpg Uhatel."
Jura V qvr, V jnag gb tb crnprshyyl va zl fyrrc yvxr zl Qnq, abg va n
fpernzvat cnavp.... yvxr uvf cnffratref.
D: Url xvqf, urer'f n evqqyr. Jung unf 4 yrtf naq syvrf ?
N: Onearl gur qvabfnhe nf ebnq xvyy.
Tenag zr gur freravgl gb npprcg gur guvatf V pnaabg punatr, gur pbhentr gb
punatr gur guvatf V pna naq gur jvfqbz gb uvqr gur obqvrf bs gur crbcyr V
unq gb xvyy orpnhfr gurl cvffrq zr bss.
V'z vafnar, ohg vg xrrcf zr sebz tbvat penml.
Qrngu - Yvsr'f jnl bs fnlvat, "Lbh pna yrg tb bs lbhe naxyrf abj."
Whfg fnl AB gb cbyvpr frnepurf naq frvmherf. Znxr gurz hfr sbepr.
"Vg'f 106 zf gb Puvpntb, jr'ir tbg n shyy qvfx bs TVSf, unys n zrt bs
ulcregrkg, vg'f qnex, naq jr'er jrnevat fhatynffrf." "Pyvpx vg."
Juvc zr. Orng zr. Znxr zr znvagnva NVK.
Url! Vg pbzcvyrf! Fuvc vg!
`Nalguvat gung pna tb jebat, jvyy qb fb ynfg guvat ba Sevqnl.'
Znqarff gnxrf vgf gbyy. Cyrnfr unir rknpg punatr ernql.
"Vs V jnag ybj-vzcnpg nrebovpf, V'yy znfgheongr. Vs V jnag uvtu-vzcnpg
nrebovpf, V'yy znfgheongr ntnva."
Frpgvba 12 (vv) Angvir Jvyqyvsr- Gur gebyy vf n cnegvphyneyl ivpvbhf
perngher, cebar gb bhgohefgf bs vqvbgvp naq bsgra nohfvir cbfgf. Erpbzzraqrq
npgvba: Qb abg srrq gur Gebyy
Gur Arjovr vf n qbpvyr naq fpvgvfu perngher. Ybhq abvfrf graq gb sevtugra
gurz. Ncebnpu dhvrgyl naq cng ba gur urnq gb tnva gehfg.
D: Jung'f nabgure anzr sbe gur "Vagry Vafvqr" fgvpxre ba gur
Cragvhz-rdhvccrq CP?
N: Gur jneavat ynory.
Vs Tbq vf jngpuvat hf, gur yrnfg jr pna qb vf or ragregnvavat.
Jung unccraf vs n ovt nfgrebvq uvgf gur Rnegu? Whqtvat sebz ernyvfgvp
fvzhyngvbaf vaibyivat n fyrqtr unzzre naq n pbzzba ynobengbel sebt, jr pna
nffhzr vg jvyy or cerggl onq.
Znxr vg vqvbg cebbs naq fbzrbar jvyy znxr n orggre vqvbg.
Zvpebfbsg'f fybtna -fubhyq- ernq: "Jurer qb lbh jnag gb tb gbqnl? Vg qbrfa'g
znggre, lbh'er pbzvat jvgu hf."
Vs Ovyy Tngrf unq n craal sbe rirel gvzr Jvaqbjf penfurq......Bu jnvg, ur
qbrf.
Cebtenzzvat gbqnl vf n enpr orgjrra fbsgjner ratvarref fgevivat gb ohvyq
ovttre naq orggre vqvbg-cebbs cebtenzf, naq gur Havirefr gelvat gb cebqhpr
ovttre naq orggre vqvbgf. Fb sne, gur Havirefr vf jvaavat.
"Gur ceboyrz jvgu gur trar cbby vf gung gurer vf ab yvsrthneq."
HFRE, a.: "Gur jbeq pbzchgre cebsrffvbanyf hfr jura gurl zrna 'vqvbg'."
"V qba'g yvir ba gur rqtr, ohg fbzrgvzrf V tb gurer gb ivfvg."
V fvg naq jnvg, va n fgngr bs tenpr. V nz gur natry bs qrngu, Tbq unf tvira
zr guvf gvgyr. V ybnq zl tha, xvffvat rnpu furyy. Zl tha gnyxf gb zr,
gryyf zr guvatf; V yvfgra pnershyyl, sbe zl tha vf jvfr. Gur gvzr bs
chevsvpngvba unf pbzr.
Phfgbzre: "V'z ehaavat Jvaqbjf '95."
Grpu: "Lrf."
Phfgbzre: "Zl pbzchgre vfa'g jbexvat abj."
Grpu: "Lrf, lbh fnvq gung."
Bar Ol Bar gur Crathvaf Fgrny Zl Fnavgl
Nyy gubfr jub oryvrir va gryrxvarfvf, envfr zl unaq.
Uneq jbex cnlf bss va gur shgher. Ynmvarff cnlf bss abj.
Rirelbar unf n cubgbtencuvp zrzbel. Fbzr whfg qba'g unir svyz.
V vagraq gb yvir sberire - fb sne, fb tbbq.
Jung unccraf vs lbh trg fpnerq unys gb qrngu gjvpr?
Vs ng svefg lbh qba'g fhpprrq, qrfgebl nyy rivqrapr gung lbh gevrq.
Rkcrevrapr vf fbzrguvat lbh qba'g trg hagvy whfg nsgre lbh arrq vg.
Sbe rirel npgvba, gurer vf na rdhny naq bccbfvgr pevgvpvfz.
Gb fgrny vqrnf sebz bar crefba vf cyntvnevfz-gb fgrny sebz znal vf erfrnepu.
Zbaqnl vf na njshy jnl gb fcraq 1/7gu bs lbhe yvsr.
N pyrne pbafpvrapr vf hfhnyyl gur fvta bs n onq zrzbel.
N sbby naq uvf zbarl ner fbba cneglvat.
99 creprag bs ynjlref tvir gur erfg n onq anzr.
Zl vasrevbevgl pbzcyrk vf abg nf tbbq nf lbhef.
Vs V jnf ernyyl nf rivy nf crbcyr oryvrir V'q unir gur ubea nyy gur gvzr naq
gur jvsr jbhyq or irel unccl.
Vafcvengvbany zrffntr gb tb va urer.
Arire rire, OYBBQL NALGUVAT, rire.
Abg pyrne rabhtu? Vs lbh qba'g fgbc naablvat zr, V'z tbaan trg cvffrq.
(Gung'f pyrne. Gung'f erny pyrne. Gung'f gnaxf ba lbhe ynja, gung vf.)
Gur orfg jnl gb fcernq gur zbfg qvfvasbezngvba vf gb yvr rknpgyl 50% bs gur
gvzr
Ybbxf yvxr V cvpxrq gur jebat jrrx gb dhvg Crathvaf
"V qba'g xabj jung yvsr vf, ohg abobql trgf bhg nyvir"
Bu pbzr ba, nqzvg vg! Rirelbar jnagf gb gnxr na nkr gb gurve arvtuobef ng
bar gvzr be nabgure. Abg orpnhfr lbh'er natel be vafnar ohg orpnhfr... bxnl,
orpnhfr lbh'er natel naq vafnar.
Tbzrm' Ynj bs Ninvynovyvgl: Ertneqyrff bs gur pbfg naq ninvynovyvgl gb
bguref, vs V jnag fbzrguvat, vg orpbzrf haninvynoyr gb zr.
Chax Zrqvpvar: gnxr gjb bs nalguvat naq pnyy nalbar lbh jnag.
V qba'g jnag gb jrne pnzbhsyntr - ubj jvyy gur rarzl xabj jura gb or nsenvq
?
Ze. Jvmneq! Trg zr gur uryy bhg bs urer!
Xvqf! Oevatvat nobhg Nezntrqqba pna or qnatrebhf. Qb abg nggrzcg vg va lbhe
bja ubzr.
"V creprvir n cbffvovyvgl bs na vzzrqvngr puebabybtvpny frdhrapr bs riragf
juvpu vapyhqrf n ivbyrapr. V rkcerff n cersrerapr sbe n puebabybtvpny
frdhrapr bs riragf juvpu cerpyhqrf n ivbyrapr."
QRNE ERPRVIRE, Lbh unir whfg erprvirq n Fjrqvfu ivehf.
Fvapr jr ner abg fb grpuabybtvpnyyl nqinaprq va Fjrqra,
guvf vf n ZNAHNY ivehf. Cyrnfr qryrgr nyy gur svyrf ba
lbhe uneq qvfx lbhefrys naq fraq guvf znvy gb rirelbar lbh xabj.
Gunax lbh irel zhpu sbe urycvat zr.
"Yrg'f whfg fnl gung vs pbzcyrgr naq hggre punbf jnf yvtugavat, ur'q or gur
fbeg gb fgnaq ba n uvyygbc va n guhaqrefgbez jrnevat jrg pbccre nezbhe naq
fubhgvat 'Nyy tbqf ner onfgneqf'."
....Fur'f tbg rirelguvat v arrq, cuneznpl xrlf....
Url rirelobql, yrg'f cynl n tnzr. Vg'f pnyyrq Uvqr naq Tb Shpx Lbhefrys.
V'z fb fghcvq, vg'f pbagntrbhf!
Nyy cbea vf tbbq cbea.......
V whfg tbg ybfg va gubhtug. Vg jnf hasnzvyvne greevgbel.
Gur orngvatf jvyy pbagvahr hagvy zbenyr vzcebirf.
Crbcyr jub fnl vg pnaabg or qbar, fubhyq abg vagreehcg gubfr jub ner qbvat
vg.
Gur snpr bs n puvyq pna fnl vg nyy, rfcrpvnyyl gur zbhgu cneg bs gur snpr.
V gevrq orvat ernfbanoyr bapr. V qvqa'g yvxr vg.
Cresrpgvba vf gur rarzl bs pbzcyrgvba.
Gur frirevgl jvgu juvpu n flfgrz snvyf vf cebcbegvbany gb gur vagrafvgl bs
gur qrfvtaref oryvrs gung vg pnaabg.
Gjb Ehyrf Sbe Fhpprff ner:
1.Arire gryy crbcyr rirelguvat lbh xabj.
Gur ybggrel vf n gnk ba crbcyr jub ner onq ng zngu.
Zr, n fxrcgvp? V gehfg lbh unir cebbs.
V qvqa'g svtug zl jnl gb gur gbc bs gur sbbq punva gb or n irtrgnevna.
100000 Yrzzvatf pna'g or jebat.
V hfrq gb or n fpuvmbcueravp hagvy gurl pherq zr, abj V'z whfg ybaryl.
Ernyvgl vf na vyyhfvba pnhfrq ol gur ynpx bs nypbuby.
Qb gb gur bgure sryybj nf ur jbhyq qb hagb lbh. Ohg sbe Tbq'f fnxr qb vg
svefg!
Zbarl vf gehgushy. Vs n zna fcrnxf bs uvf ubabhe, znxr uvz cnl pnfu.
Whfg jura V jnf trggvat hfr gb lrfgreqnl nybat pnzr gbqnl
N pbzzvggrr vf n yvsr sbez jvgu fvk be zber yrtf naq ab oenva.
Yvir snfg, qvr lbhat. Yrnir n tbbq ybbxvat pbecfr.
Ervapneangvba vf znxvat n pbzronpx!
Na rkcreg vf n crefba jub unf znqr nyy gur zvfgnxrf juvpu pna or znqr va n
irel aneebj svryq.
Va gur ortvaavat jnf gur jbeq - naq gur jbeq jnf sbhe olgrf. (sebz gur
ovoyr?)
V ybbxrq hc zl jvsr'f snzvyl gerr. Zbfg bs ure eryngvirf ner fgvyy pyvzovat
nebhaq va vg.
Crbcyr va tynff ubhfrf fubhyqa'g guebj fgbarf. Arvgure fubhyq gurl anvy hc
cvpgherf.
Qrnq crbcyr ner pbby.
Na rkcreg vf bar jub xabjf zber naq zber nobhg yrff naq yrff.
Vs n jbzna jnagf gb yrnea gb qevir, qba'g fgnaq va ure jnl.
Jura snprq jvgu gb rivyf, gnxr gur bar lbh arire gevrq orsber.
N frira qnl ubarlzbba znxrf bar jrnx.
Zbarl vfa'g rirelguvat. -Vg vfa'g rabhtu!
Oybj lbhe zvaq - fzbxr thacbjqre.
Nyjnlf or fvaprer - Rira jura lbh qba'g zrna vg.
Znevwhnan vf angher'f jnl bs fnlvat "uvtu".
N onax znantre vf fbzrbar jub yraqf lbh na hzoeryyn jura gur fha vf fuvavat,
naq jub nfxf sbe vg onpx jura vg fgneg gb enva.
N sevraq va arrq vf n cnva va gur nff.
N zna vf nf byq nf ur srryf. Ohg arire nf vzcbegnag.
N zna vf nf byq nf gur jbzna ur srryf.
N cubar pnyy pbfgf yrff guna lbh guvax. Fbba vg'yy pbfg zber guna lbh
oryvrir.
N frafr bs uhzbhe vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra nzovgvba naq npuvrirzrag.
Nofbyhgr mreb vf pbby.
Nyjnlf chg gur vzcbegnag orsber gur zreryl hetrag.
Nyjnlf lvryq gb grzcgngvba - vg znl arire cnff lbhe jnl ntnva.
Na ubarfg cbyvgvpvna vf bar jub, jura ur vf obhtug, jvyy fgnl obhtug.
Nanepuvfgf bs gur jbeyq havgr !
Nanepul, Ab ehyrf - BX?
Nalbar jub pna frr guebhtu n jbzna vf zvffvat n ybg.
Nalbar jub tbrf gb frr n cflpuvngevfg, bhtug gb unir uvf urnq rknzvarq.
Nefbavfgf bs gur jbeyq, vtavgr!
Nffnffvangvba vf na rkgerzr sbez bs prafbefuvc.
Nibvq yvsr - Vg'yy xvyy lbh va gur raq.
Or perngvir, vairag n creirefvba.
Or jnel bs fgebat qevax. Vg pna znxr lbh fubbg ng gnk pbyyrpgbef - (naq
zvff).
Qrngu vf urerqvgnel.
Qrsvavgvba bs n cebfgvghgr - erprvire bs fjbyyra tbbqf.
Qba'g Cnavp. Pbhag gb gra ... gura Cnavp!
Qba'g qevax jngre, svfu oerrq va vg.
Rkcrevrapr, gur anzr tvira ol zra gb gurve zvfgnxrf.
Trg fgbarq - Qevax yvdhvq przrag.
Tbq vf abg qrnq - ur whfg pbhyqa'g svaq n cnexvat cynpr.
Unccvarff pna'g ohl zbarl.
Urerqvgl vf gur guvat n puvyq trgf sebz gur bgure fvqr bs gur snzvyl.
V qba'g jnag gb npuvrir vzzbegnyvgl guebhtu zl jbex... V jnag gb npuvrir vg
ol abg qlvat.
V unir n qevax ceboyrz, V pna'g nssbeq vg.
V'z vzzbegny - fb sne.
Vs Tbq unq abg zrnag hf gb jevgr ba jnyyf, ur jbhyq arire unir tvira hf na
rknzcyr.
Vebavp vfa'g vg, gung Tbq tnir gur gbegbvfr n qent snpgbe bs 0.03.
Vf gurer na vzntvanel pher sbe ulcbpubaqevn?
Vg vf abj orlbaq nal qbhog gung pvtnerggrf ner gur ovttrfg pnhfr bs
fgngvfgvpf.
Whfg orpnhfr lbh'er cnenabvq vg qbrfa'g zrna gurl nera'g bhg gb trg lbh.
Ynhtu, naq gur jbeyq ynhtuf jvgu lbh. - Faber naq lbh fyrrc nybar.
Ynhtu, naq gur jbeyq guvaxf lbh ner na vqvbg.
Yvsr vf n frkhnyyl genafzvggrq qvfrnfr.
Yvivat ba Rnegu vf rkcrafvir, ohg vg qbrf vapyhqr n serr gevc nebhaq gur
fha.
Ybeq tvir zr cngvrapr......Ohg Uheel!
Ybir vf oyvaq. Naq jura lbh trg zneevrq lbh trg lbhe rlrfvtug onpx.
Znxr ybir, abg jne; trg zneevrq naq qb obgu!
Zbarl pna'g ohl sevraqf ohg vg pna ohl n orggre pynff bs rarzl. - Fcvxr
Zvyyvtna.
Arhebgvpf ohvyq pnfgyrf va gur nve. Cflpubgvpf yvir va gurz, naq
Cflpuvngevfgf punetr gurz erag.
Arire chg bss gvyy gbzbeebj jung lbh pna nibvq nygbtrgure.
Ab bar srryf nf urycyrff nf gur bjare bs n fvpx tbyqsvfu.
Fnqb-znfbpuvfz zrnaf abg univat gb fnl lbh'er fbeel.
Fnir gerrf, rng zber orniref.
Fnl vg jvgu sybjref - tvir ure n gevssvq.
Fzvyr - guvatf znl trg jbefr zber fybjyl.
Fzbxvat - guvax bs vg nf ribyhgvba va npgvba.
Fghql neg naq ybtvp - yrnea gb qenj lbhe bja pbapyhfvbaf.
Fhqqra cenlref znxr Tbq whzc.
Gur bcgvzvfg cebpynvzf gung jr yvir va gur orfg bs nyy cbffvoyr jbeyqf; naq
gur crffvzvfg srnef guvf vf gehr.
Gur ernfba gung crbcyr urer trg ybfg va gubhtug vf orpnhfr vg'f fhpu
hasnzvyvne greevgbel.
Gur ebnq gb fhpprff vf hfhnyyl haqre pbafgehpgvba.
Gur gebhoyr jvgu cbyvgvpny wbxrf vf gung gurl trg ryrpgrq.
Jr ner gur crbcyr bhe cneragf jnearq hf nobhg.
Jnef ner abg sbhtug gb qrpvqr jub vf evtug - bayl jub vf yrsg.
Gb ree vf uhzna - Gb ernyyl sbhy guvatf hc erdhverf pbzchgref.
Jura V nz evtug abobql erzrzoref... Jura V nz jebat abobql sbetrgf!
Vs lbh pna'g gvr tbbq xabgf... gvr znal.
Zbarl jbhyqa'g or fb vzcbegnag vs rirelobql qvqa'g jnag fbzr.
Ba-yvar - Cebtenzzre gelvat gb qrny engvbanyyl ba cubar jvgu znantrzrag ng
9cz
Cebtenzzre: Erq rlrq zhzoyvat znzzny, pncnoyr bs pbzzhavpngvat jvgu
vanavzngr bowrpgf.
Rkgreany fgbentr: Jnfgr onfxrg
Uneqjner: Ahgf, obygf naq phephvg obneqf "yrsg bire" nsgre ercnvezna unff
ernffrzoyrq pbzchgre.
Ovg: Gur vaperzrag or juvpu cebtenzzref fybjyl tb znq.
Svkrq Jbeq Yratgu: Sbhe yrggre jbeq hfrq ol cebtenzzref va n fgngr bs
pbashfvba.
Fbhepr svyr: bar juvpu jnf "nccebcevngrq" sebz bar bs gur pbzcrgvgbef.
Purpxcbvag: Gur ybpngvba sebz juvpu n cebtenzzre qenjf uvf fnynel.
Qbphzragngvba: N znahny juvpu gryyf lbh ubj gb hfr n cebtenz, flfgrz be
hgvyvgl bar irefvba ntb naq juvpu vf abj hafhccbegrq.
Npprff Gvzr - Gur gvzr orgjrra gur vafgnag ng juvpu vasbezngvba vf pnyyrq
sbe, naq gur vafgnag ng juvpu znantrzrag rkcrpgf gur svany ercbeg.
Nffrzoyre - Bar jub qebcf uvf pneq qrpx.
Oernxcbvag - Gur cbvag ng juvpu cebtenzzre vaperzragf cnfg ynfg ovg
ninvynoyr.
Punvavat - N zrgubq bs nggnpuvat cebtenzzref gb qrfx, gb fcrrq hc bhgchg.
Pber fgbentr - N erprcgnpyr sbe gur pragre frpgvba bs nccyrf.
Pbhagre - Na nern bire juvpu znegvav'f ner freirq.
Penfu - Jung n qrgnpurq cebtenzzre jbhyq qrneyl ybir gb qb, sbe ng yrnfg
rvtug ubhef.
Qrsnhyg - Qr yvar jrfg bs juvpu qr fgngr bs pnyvsbeavn jvyy sybng bss gb frn
ng qr arkg znwbe dhnxr.
Qrivpr - Zrqvriny gbegher vafgehzrag fhpu nf guhzofperj, veba znvqra.
Reebe - Jung fbzrbar ryfr unf znqr jura gurl qvfnterr jvgu lbhe pbzchgre
bhgchg.
V/B Qrivpr - Abgr lbh fvta sbe gur onax va/beqre gb trg ybna sbe arj (byq)
pne.
Yvoenel - Na betnavmrq pbyyrpgvba bs bofbyrgr zngrevny.
Ybj Beqre Cbfvgvba - Gur cebtenzzre'f ybpngvba va gur punva bs pbzznaq.
Znvasenzr - Cevznel crefba jub whfg tbg frg hc sbe gur oynzr bs gur flfgrz
penfu.
Zvpebfrpbaq - Nzbhag bs gvzr arrqrq sbe n cebtenz gb obzo.
Anabfrpbaq - Zrnfher bs gvzr ba zbex'f cynarg bex.
Bss-Yvar - Hapunevgnoyr erznexf cebtenzzre znxrf gb jvsr be uhfonaq hcba
orvat cubarq ng 9cz gb pbzr va orpnhfr flfgrz whfg penfurq.
Crevcureny - Abj lbh frr vg, abj lbh qba'g...
Cevagbhg - N qbphzrag gb irevsl qngn lbh xabj vf jebat naljnl.
Fjvgpu - Jura znantrzrag punatrf vgf zvaq.
Gur ynj bs Fryrpgvir Tenivgl (Gur ohggrerq fvqr qbja ynj): Na bowrpg jvyy
snyy nf gb qb gur zbfg qnzntr.
Vs lbh ng svefg qba'g fhpprrq, tvir hc.
Jura lbhe jbex fcrnxf sbe vgfrys, qba'g vagreehcg.
Nalguvat serr vf jbegu jung lbh cnl sbe vg.
Va pnfr bs qbhog, znxr vg fbhaq pbaivapvat.
Arire tb gb n qbpgbe jub'f bssvpr cynagf unir qvrq.
Nal tvira cebtenz jvyy rkcnaq gb svyy nyy ninvynoyr erfbheprf.
Vs na rkcrevzrag jbexf, lbh zhfg or hfvat gur jebat rdhvczrag.
Lbh pna trg NALJURER va gra zvahgrf vs lbh qevir snfg rabhtu.
Vs lbh rkcynva fb pyrneyl gung ab bar pna zvfhaqrefgnaq, fbzrobql jvyy.
Qb abg oryvrir va zvenpyrf - eryl ba gurz.
Zbaqnl vf n uneq jnl gb fcraq bar-friragu bs lbhe yvsr.
Nyjnlf gryy ure gung fur vf cerggl, rfcrpvnyyl jura fur vfa'g.
Na nhgubevgl vf fbzrobql jub pna gryy lbh zber nobhg fbzrguvat guna lbh
ernyyl pner gb xabj
Haqre gur zbfg evtebhfyl pbagebyyrq pbaqvgvbaf, gur rkcrevzragny nccnenghf
jvyy qb rknpgyl nf vg cyrnfrf
Gur puvrs pnhfr bs ceboyrzf vf fbyhgvbaf.
Sevraq znl pbzr naq tb, ohg rarzvrf npphzhyngr.
N snvgushy pne jvyy pbagvahr gb or snvgushy hagvy gur qnl lbh svg vg jvgu
sbhe oenaq arj glerf, gura vg jvyy snyy ncneg.
Nal tvira cebtenz, bapr ehaavat, vf bofbyrgr.
Qba'g sbepr vg, trg n ynetr unzzre.
Svantyr'f Svefg Ynj: Vs na rkcrevzrag jbexf, fbzrguvat unf tbar jebat.
Svantyr'f Sbhegu Ynj: Bapr n wbo vf zrffrq hc, nalguvat qbar gb vzcebir vg
znxrf vg jbefr.
Svefg Ynj bs Nqivpr: Gur pbeerpg nqivpr vf gb tvir gur nqivpr gung vf
qrfverq.
V unir lrg gb frr nal ceboyrz, juvpu, jura lbh ybbxrq ng vg gur evtug jnl,
qvq abg orpbzr fgvyy zber pbzcyvpngrq.
Vs n cebtenz vf hfrshy, vg jvyy unir gb or punatrq.
Vs n cebtenz vf hfryrff, vg jvyy unir gb or qbphzragrq.
Vs ng svefg lbh qba'g fhpprrq, oynzr gur grnpure.
Vs ng svefg lbh qba'g fhpprrq, gel fbzrguvat ryfr.
Vs ng svefg lbh qba'g fhpprrq, gel, gel ntnva. Gura tvir hc.
Vs vg pna or obeebjrq naq vg pna or oebxra, lbh jvyy obeebj vg naq lbh jvyy
oernx vg.
Vs yvggyr ryfr, gur oenva vf na rqhpngvbany gbl. - Gbz Eboovaf
Vs lbh qb fbzrguvat juvpu lbh ner fher jvyy zrrg jvgu rirelbar'f nccebiny,
fbzrobql jba'g yvxr vg.
Vs lbh jnag lbhe anzr fcryg jebat, qvr.
Va nal ubhfrubyq, whax npphzhyngrf gb svyy gur fgbentr fcnpr ninvynoyr.
Vapbzcrgrapr xabjf ab oneevref bs gvzr be cynpr.
Vasbezngvba geniryf zber fheryl gb gubfr jvgu n yrffre arrq gb xabj.
Vg qbrf abg znggre vs lbh snyy qbja nf ybat nf lbh cvpx fbzrguvat sebz gur
sybbe jura lbh trg hc.
Vg vf orggre sbe pvivyvfngvba gb or tbvat qbja gur qenva guna gb or pbzvat
hc vg.
Vg jbexf orggre jura lbh ghea gur oevtugarff hc.
Yvir jvguva lbhe vapbzr, rira vs lbh unir gb obeebj gb qb vg.
Zhecul'f Rvtugu Ynj: Vs rirelguvat frrzf gb or tbvat jryy, lbh unir
boivbhfyl bireybbxrq fbzrguvat.
Zhecul'f Svsgu Ynj: Vs nalguvat whfg pnaabg tb jebat, vg jvyy naljnl.
Zhecul'f Svefg Ynj: Abguvat vf nf rnfl nf vg ybbxf.
Zhecul'f Frpbaq Ynj: Rirelguvat gnxrf ybatre guna lbh guvax.
Zhecul'f Friragu Ynj: Yrsg gb gurzfryirf, guvatf graq gb tb sebz onq gb
jbefr.
Zhecul'f Guveq Ynj: Nalguvat gung pna tb jebat jvyy tb jebat, naq ng gur
jbefg cbffvoyr gvzr.
Abguvat vf vzcbffvoyr sbe gur zna jub qbrfa'g unir gb qb vg uvzfrys.
Byq ntr vf nyjnlf 15 lrnef byqre guna V nz.
Ba n ornhgvshy qnl yvxr guvf, vg vf uneq gb oryvrir gung nalbar pna or
haunccl - ohg jr'er jbexvat ba vg.
Cnexvafba'f Svefg Ynj: Jbex rkcnaqf gb svyy gur gvzr ninvynoyr sbe vgf
pbzcyrgvba.
Cnexvafba'f Frpbaq Ynj: Rkcraqvgherf evfr gb zrrg vapbzr.
Cngvrapr vf fbzrguvat gung lbh nqzver terngyl va gur qevire oruvaq lbh ohg
abg va gur bar nurnq bs lbh.
Cebtenz pbzcyrkvgl tebjf hagvy vg rkprrqf gur pncnovyvgl bs gur cebtenzzre
jub zhfg znvagnva vg.
Cebf ner crbcyr jub qb wbof jryy rira jura gurl qba'g srry yvxr vg
Fcrrq ohzcf ner bs artyvtvoyr rssrpg jura gur iruvpyr rkprrqf gevcyr gur
erfgenvavat fcrrq.
Gur puvrs pnhfr bs ceboyrzf vf fbyhgvbaf.
Gur ynttvat npgvivgl va n cebwrpg jvyy vainevnoyl or sbhaq va gur nern jurer
uvturfg biregvzr engrf yvr jnvgvat.
Gur yvba naq gur pnys funyy yvr qbja gbtrgure, ohg gur pnys jba'g trg zhpu
fyrrc.
Gur cebonovyvgl bs nalguvat unccravat vf vairefryl cebcbegvbany gb vgf
qrfvenovyvgl.
Gur hfrshyarff bs n zrrgvat vf vairefryl cebcbegvbany gb vgf nggraqnapr.
Gurer nva'g ab fhpu guvat nf n serr yhapu.
Gjb jebatf qb abg znxr n evtug; vg hfhnyyl gnxrf guerr be zber.
Lbh nyjnlf svaq fbzrguvat va gur ynfg cynpr lbh ybbx.
--
Regards, Posting from:
Jack Turner Sunny Ol' Wolverhampton
Semach.the.monkey
> Can't remember who sent me this txt but i know it was one of u lot i
have
> on msn.
>
> ---NOTE BEFORE UNSCRAMBLING---
> I don't have the time to read this so do NOT unscramble this message
if you
> take offence to anything like swaring, racisem, ect...
>
> Unfortunatly i cant assure it has no rasist, sexist, bios or other
comments
> that people may or may not find offencive.
>
> As they say, don't shoot the messenger, just thorght id share these
with you
> as some of them amuse me :-).
After some of the controversy that's gone on here in the past, the only
way you're likely to offend people here is to make them work for their
jokes.
Oh, and posting them in Welsh. That is *Welsh* they're written in,
right?
STM
Dave F
"Semach.the.monkey" <no.e...@all.ever> wrote in message
news:JPS%c.4$4f...@newsfe2-win.ntli.net...
Semach.the.monkey
> > Oh, and posting them in Welsh. That is *Welsh* they're written in,
> > right?
> >
> Not gibberish then? ;-)
It certainly wasn't gibbonish. I can spot that a mile off!
STM
Vřdkäjéll˙
lol
Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrning!
Vj
Semach.the.monkey
> >> Not gibberish then? ;-)
> >
> > It certainly wasn't gibbonish. I can spot that a mile off!
> >
> > STM
>
> lol
>
> Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrning!
Mmmmmmm.....merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnngggggingue :-)
STM
Dave F
"Semach.the.monkey" <no.e...@all.ever> wrote in message
Baker - "No madam, you're quite correct".
;-)
Vřdkäjéll˙
That was terrible
Vj
Semach.the.monkey
> >
>
> Baker - "No madam, you're quite correct".
<groan>
STM
Dave F
"Semach.the.monkey" <no.e...@all.ever> wrote in message
Jack Turner
posted news:JPS%c.4$4f...@newsfe2-win.ntli.net using no.e...@all.ever
as their email address:
|| After some of the controversy that's gone on here in the past, the
|| only way you're likely to offend people here is to make them work
|| for their jokes.
||
|| Oh, and posting them in Welsh. That is *Welsh* they're written in,
|| right?
||
|| STM
no its ROT13
oe: message > unscramble
Semach.the.monkey
> || Oh, and posting them in Welsh. That is *Welsh* they're written in,
> || right?
> ||
> || STM
>
> no its ROT13
>
> oe: message > unscramble
I know. That was a joke. But I don't think that OE has the option of
pointing those out.
STM
Jack Turner
no.e...@all.ever as their email address:
sorry me just woke up when posted that... lol
Alex Threlfall
says...
> Can't remember who sent me this txt but i know it was one of u lot i have
> on msn.
>
me ;)
and you're missing this from the latest file:
<Reqntr> JGS qhqr uryc zr, v unir ybfg zl qvpx!!!
<QnxhGrafuv> Jung ner lbh gnyxvat nobhg?
<Reqntr> uryc zr qnxh, vg'f zvffvat!
<QnxhGrafuv> Reqntr... lbh ner qehax evtug?
<Reqntr> Ree.. ab...
<QnxhGrafuv> Lrf lbh ner
<Reqntr> JGS??? Ubj qb lbh xabj?
<QnxhGrafuv> Reqntr, lbh ner n tvey...
Ubj znal ubef q'brhierf lbh ner nyybjrq gb gnxr bss n genl orvat pneevrq
ol n jnvgre ng n avpr cnegl?
Gjb, ohg gurer ner jnlf nebhaq vg, qrcraqvat ba gur fglyr bs gur ubef
q'brhier. Vs gurl'er gubfr yvggyr cnfgel guvatf jurer lbh pna'g gryy
jung'f vafvqr, lbh gnxr bar, ovgr bss nobhg gjb-guveqf bs vg, gura fnl:
"Guvf vf purrfr! V ungr purrfr!" Gura lbh chg gur erfg bs vg onpx ba
gur genl naq ovgr nabgure bar naq tb, "Qnea vg! Nabgure purrfr!" naq fb
ba.
Qnir Oneel, "Gur Fghss bs Rgvdhrggr"
Gur #Erqohf.hx Puevfgznf Fubccvat Yvfg sbe Arvy: N qbhoyr ybobgbzl naq
gra ebyyf bs ehoore jnyycncre.
Gur guvat gung trgf zr vf gung bar bs gur nethzragf gung ynaqrq Eboreg
Zbeevf, nhgube bs "gur vagrearg jbez" va wnvy jnf nyy gur flfnqzvaf'
gvzr uvf cenax pbfg. Lrg gur nhgube bs fraqznvy vf fgvyy jnyxvat nebhaq
serr jvgubhg rira n H (sbe Havkrel)oenaqrq ba uvf sberurnq.
Vg glcvpnyyl gnxrf 25-30 tnyybaf bs crgeby/qvrfry gb shyyl-pbafhzr na
nirentr-fvmrq obql haqre vqrny pbaqvgvbaf. Gung V nz pbairefnag jvgu
guvf yriry bs qrgnvy fubhyq freir nf na vaqvpngvba bs jul gur jvfr zna
qbrf abg nfx zr dhrfgvbaf nobhg ZF-Jvaqbjf.
Gurl fnl 'gur rneyl oveq trgf gur jbez'. Jung gurl bsgra snvy gb
pbafvqre, ubjrire, vf gur rneyl png.
"Jul ner jr uvqvat sebz gur cbyvpr, qnqql?"
"Orpnhfr jr hfr iv, fba, naq gurl hfr rznpf."
[@Abbqyr[NSX]] gurer ner n ohapu bs xvqf bire gur ebnq
[@Abbqyr[NSX]] naq bar vf fubhgvat ercrngrqyl "gung jnf zr!"
[@Abbqyr[NSX]] V'z unys grzcgrq gb yrna bhg bs zl jvaqbj naq fubhg "Vg
jnfa'g shpxvat lbh! Abj fuhg hc!"
[Fvz0a] Abbqyr, guebj n oevpx ng bar, naq jura ur trgf xabpxrq qbja,
fpernz nf ybhq nf lbh cbffvoyl pna "GUNG JNF ZR!!!! ABJ SRPX BSS"
Vs bayl zl rzcyblref pna frr ubj zhpu rssbeg V chg vagb guvf sbehz. Gurl
jbhyq gura haqrefgnaq jul V fyrrc ng zl qrfx.
<QrnqZnafUnaq> unun, ynfg avtug, zr naq crgr jrag bhg gb pryroengr uvf
ratntrzrag naq tbg uhtryl qehax
<QrnqZnafUnaq> jr tbg guvf terng vqrn gb ohel rnpubgure va gur fnaq
pybfr gb gur jngre naq frr jub jbhyq puvpxra bhg svefg
<QrnqZnafUnaq> gbbx nobhg n unys ubhe, ohg gur jngre tbg hc gb zl snpr
fb v sernxrq naq tbg bhg
<QrnqZnafUnaq> v ybbxrq nebhaq sbe crgr naq ur zhfg'ir puvpxrarq bhg
orsber zr naq fghzoyrq ubzr be fbzrguvat uru
<QrnqZnafUnaq> Jung'q ur fnl jura ur jbxr hc guvf zbeavat?
<Guvegrra-> huu.. ur unfa'g pbzr ubzr lrg.. v gubhtug ur jnf fgnlvat
jvgu lbh?
<QrnqZnafUnaq> ubyl shpx.
<QrnqZnafUnaq> v shpxvat ubcr vz jebat nobhg jung vz guvaxvat evtug abj
<QrnqZnafUnaq> vz shpxvat tbvat onpx gb gur ornpu gb znxr fher
<QrnqZnafUnaq> vs ur trgf ubzr, pnyy zr, v qba'g jnag gb or jbeelvat
nobhg guvf
<Guvegrra-> jvyy qb. lbh orggre ubcr ur'f abg fgvyy ohevrq, lbh'yy or va
qrrc fuvg.
dhvg: (QrnqZnafUnaq)
<Glena> jgs? crgr pnzr ubzr ynfg avtug lbh shpx. Xra'f tbvat gb or
jbeelvat nobhg guvf fuvg nyy qnl
<Guvegrra-> unun lrn, ohg vg jvyy or sha juvyr vg ynfgf
wbva: (CrgrErcrng) (o...@3S8P4655.11Q1P8P.18637Q35.VC)
<CrgrErcrng> shpxvat xra
<CrgrErcrng> xra... gung shpxre ohevrq zr va gur fnaq ynfg avtug, v ena
bss nobhg 5 zvahgrf gb vg, yrsg uvz gurer gb or na vqvbg
<dhvdfvyire> crgr, xra qvqa'g pbzr onpx ynfg avtug, v gubhtug ur jnf
jvgu lbh.
<CrgrErcrng> bu shpx.
<CrgrErcrng> vs xra fubjf hc, znxr fher ur qbrfa'g xabj gung vz ng gur
ornpu qvttvat sbe uvf obql. v qba'g jnag uvz gb guvax v pner be
nalguvat.
dhvg: (CrgrErcrng)
<Guvegrra-> ebsy. Gubfr 2 ner tbvat gb trg n uhtr fhecevfr jura gurl
zrrg ng gur ornpu.
<Glena> v pna'g oryrvir ubj cresrpg gurve gvzvat jnf
<Fpujno> fb V obhtug fbzr znel wnar ynfg avtug
<Fpujno> nobhg n dhnegref jbegu
<Fpujno> gura V cynagrq vg va guvf wnpxnff'f pne
<Fpujno> gura V pnyyrq gur pbcf
<Fpujno> naq abj ur'f ba cneby ivbyngvba
<Fpujno> yrffba va nyy bs guvf....qba'g rire..RIRE.. shpxvat gbhpu zl
sbbq, rfcrpvnyyl jvgu gur vagragvba bs ehvavat vg juvyr V'z rngvat
<Ahqtre> Gur Vagrearg vf terng, ohg gur orfg guvat vg'f rire qbar vf
jura n oberq fpubbysevraq bs zvar frg gur fpubby'f jrofvgr'f onpxtebhaq
gb Tbngfr.
* Nagvserrm fvtuf
<Nagvserrm> Fb znal zrzbevrf nggnpurq gb gung fbat.
<Ahqtre> Vg jnf fb terng jura gur VG grnpure bcrarq gur cntr ba n uhtr
cebwrpgvba fperra, naq jvgubhg ybbxvat ng vg, fnvq "Jr, funyy or
nggrzcvat GUVF, oblf!"
<Ahqtre> V fjrne, V jnf nyzbfg fvpx sebz ynhtuvat.
V gbyq $IREL_OVT_PYVRAG gung fher, jr pna qb
$GUVAT_GUNG_IVBYNGRF_PNHFNYVGL ol Ghrfqnl. Lbh pna qb gung, evtug? -
Guvatf gung n flfnqzva qernqf urnevat, #235
FJZOB: Jbhyq lbh yvxr gb (cresbez ubhfrubyq puber)? zr: Ab. Ng yrnfg,
V'z oybbql jryy grzcgrq gb ercyl jvgu gung, nygubhtu vg'f orra cebira
bire gvzr gb or n Eryngvbafuvc Erobbg Frdhrapr.
V cvpxrq hc n Zntvp 8-Onyy gur bgure qnl naq vg fnvq 'Bhgybbx abg fb
tbbq.' V fnvq 'Fher, ohg Zvpebfbsg fgvyy fuvcf vg.'
V qba'g frr jung P++ unf gb qb jvgu xrrcvat crbcyr sebz fubbgvat
gurzfryirf va gur sbbg. P++ jvyy unccvyl ybnq gur tha, bssre lbh n qevax
gb fgrnql lbhe areirf, naq uryc lbh nvz.
Vg'f abg uneq, vg'f whfg nfxvat sbe n ivfvg ol gur s*!@hc snvel.
V gevrq fgnlvat va qhevat n sver nynez fbzr lrnef ntb. Hasbeghangryl gur
sver jneqra jbhyqa'g npprcg 'N erny unpxre tbrf qbja jvgu uvf arjfsrrq'
nf na rkphfr.
Na nhgube bapr gbyq zr V zhfg svaq zl zhfr orsber V pbhyq jevgr. Jura V
svanyyl sbhaq ure, fur jnf jrnevat n ehoore uryzrg, n yngrk pngfhvg, n
irel gvtug pbefrg, na nezovaqre, naq onyyrg-gbr obbgf jvgu frira vapu
urryf. V fhfcrpg V nz abg zrnag gb or n jevgre.
10 jnlf gb fgbc hfref zvfgnxvat lbh sbe n abezny crefba (4): Jura
obbgvat n jbexfgngvba, fubhg bhg nyy pbafbyr bhgchg 1/2 n frpbaq orsber
vg nccrnef. Qb guvf jvgu lbhe rlrf pybfrq naq svfgf pyrapurq.
V guvax V'ir svanyyl jbexrq bhg jul gur Vevfu qevax Thvaarff. Vg'f gb
yhoevpngr gurve guebng fb gurl pna fcrnx gurve bja ynathntr.
Guerr bs lbhe sevraqf guebj hc nsgre rngvat puvpxra fnynq. Qb lbh guvax
"V fubhyq svaq zber ebohfg sevraqf" be "jr fubhyq purpx gung
ersevtrengbe"?
Urer ng JrFryyPryyCubarf, V jnf cyrnfrq gb urne gung gurl oryvrir va
"jbex-yvsr onynapr." Jung vg ghearq bhg guvf npghnyyl zrnaf vf gung lbhe
jbex vf lbhe yvsr, naq vf ol qrsvavgvba onynaprq...
Bar qvfgvathvfuvat punenpgrevfgvp bs OBSUra vf nggragvba qrsvpvg
qvfbeqre. Chg zr va sebag bs fbzrguvat obevat naq V pna svaq n arne-
vasvavgr ahzore bs ernyyl perngvir jnlf gb ohttre bss.
Qrohttvat vf gjvpr nf uneq nf jevgvat gur pbqr va gur svefg cynpr.
Gurersber, vs lbh jevgr gur pbqr nf pyrireyl nf cbffvoyr, lbh ner, ol
qrsvavgvba, abg fzneg rabhtu gb qroht vg.
Gurer jnf bayl bar tbbq guvat nobhg gur fvghngvba: jr unq gb zbir vg
naljnl. Nsgre n yvggyr qvfphffvba, gur sevraq gung urycrq jvgu gur
urnil yvsgvat unq na vafcvengvba. Jr chg gur sevqtr ba gur onpx bs zl
cvpxhc gehpx, qebir bire gb n qb-vg-lbhefrys pnejnfu naq hfrq 300 cfv bs
fbncl jngre gb jnfu bhg gur vafvqr bs gur sevqtr. Lrf, gurer ner fgvyy
n srj fznyy ovgf bs fghss fghpx vafvqr, ohg sbe nyy cenpgvpny checbfrf,
vg'f *pyrna.* Nf gur fhowrpg fnlf, vg'f n thl guvat. Vs lbh pna qb n
wbo jvgu cbjre gbbyf, gura gung'f gur evtug jnl gb qb vg.
Jvgu n Qerzry gbby naq n phg-bss jurry, _rirelguvat_ gnxrf n syng-oynqr
fperjqevire.
V pna vzntvar na fvghngvba gung pna'g trg nal jbefr ...... Zvpurny
Wnpxfba chggvat lbh gb orq .... nsgre Vna Uhagyrl tnir lbh n ongu...
<Pyvagba> "Urer va pnanqn, jr unir n fcrpvny cebtenz gb qrny jvgu gur
ubzryrff, vgf pnyyrq "jvagre""
Na betnavfngvba vf yvxr n gerr bs zbaxrlf. Gubfr ng gur gbc ybbx qbja
naq frr abguvat ohg fzvyvat snprf, juvyfg gubfr ng gur obggbz ybbx hc
naq frr abguvat ohg nefrubyrf.
<QNY9000> vs lbh rire srry qhzo
<QNY9000> ybbx ng gnfzobl
<QNY9000> naq lbh'yy srry orggre.
* ybtbfznav ybbxf
<Ehq0ys> uru
<GnfzObl> vgf abg jbexvat
<QNY9000> orpnhfr lbh'er lbh.
<QNY9000> ybbxvat ng lbhefrys jbhyq guebj lbh vagb n erphefvir ybbc bs
fghcvqvgl.
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> arire tbg nabgure pnyy sebz gurz gvyy gurl obhtug n
arj nppbhagvat cnpxntr gung arrqrq Jva95
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> naq Abiryy sbe gur freiref..
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> jrag va gb hctenqr gur znpuvarf..
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> zbirq gur svefg 2 jbextebhc freiref gb Abiryy 4.11
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> pbhyqa'g svaq gur guveq
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> nfxrq gurz jurer gurl zbirq vg gb...
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> hzz, zbirq ?
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> lrnu, jurer qvq lbh zbir JXT3FEI gb ?
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> hzzz...
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> jr qvqa'g punatr nalguvat
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> Lbh unq gb unir zbirq vg jura lbh erzbqryyrq gur
bssvpr! Gur jvevat pybfrg va gur unyy vf tbar...
<CunagbzBsGurEbhgre> bu fuvg!
<Qbahg[NSX]> URL RHENXNEGR
<Qbahg[NSX]> VAFHYG
<Rhenxnegr> ERGBEG
<Qbahg[NSX]> PBHAGRE-ERGBEG
<Rhenxnegr> DHRFGVBAVAT BS FRKHNY CERSRERAPR
<Qbahg[NSX]> FHTTRFGVBA GB FUHG GUR SHPX HC
<Rhenxnegr> ABGNGVBA GUNG LBH PERNGR N INPHHZ
<Qbahg[NSX]> EVCBFGR
<Qbahg[NSX]> NQQBA EVCBFGR
<Rhenxnegr> PBHAGRE-EVCBFGR
<Qbahg[NSX]> PBHAGRE-PBHAGRE EVCBFGR
<Rhenxnegr> ABAFRAFVPNY FGNGRZRAG VAIBYIVAT CYNAXGBA
<Zvyrf_Cebjre> ERFCBAFR GB ENAQBZ FGNGRZRAG NAQ GUERNG GB ONA BCCBFVAT
FVQRF
<Rhenxnegr> JBEQF BS CENVFR SBE SVFUSBBQ
<Zvyrf_Cebjre> NPXABJYRQTRZRAG NAQ NPPRCGRAPR BS GREZF
<wnzrfq> "... orvat n Yvahk hfre vf fbeg bs yvxr yvivat va n ubhfr
vaunovgrq ol n ynetr snzvyl bs pnecragref naq nepuvgrpgf. Rirel zbeavat
jura lbh jnxr hc, gur ubhfr vf n yvggyr qvssrerag. Znlor gurer vf n arj
gheerg, be fbzr jnyyf unir zbirq. Be creuncf fbzrbar unf grzcbenevyl
erzbirq gur sybbe haqre lbhe orq."
* xbc_ (~2...@fqa-nc-019jngnpbC0124.qvnyfcevag.arg) unf wbvarq #fbynevf
<furraznfgre> wnzrfq: orvat na BcraFreire be HAVKJner hfre vf yvxr
yvivat va n ubhfr gung unfa'g orra gbhpurq ol n pnecragre be vafcrpgrq
ol na nepuvgrpg va lrnef. Rirel zbeavat jura lbh jnxr hc, gur
arvtuobe'f ubhfr vf n yvggyr orggre. Lbh ner whfgvat gunaxshy gung gur
sybbe unfa'g snyyra bhg sebz orarngu lbhe orq, pnhfr lbh xabj vg'yy or
unys n qrpnqr orsber vgf svkrq.
* EnvaobjJ unf dhvg (Ernq reebe: 54 (Pbaarpgvba erfrg ol crre))
<furraznfgre> wnzrfq: orvat n Jvaqbjf hfre vf yvxr yvivat vf n purnc
irtnf ubgry. Rirel zbeavat, lbh jnxr hc jvgu n arj qvfrnfr. Gur sybbe
orarngu lbhe orq vf yvxryl gb snyy guebhtu ng nal gvzr, ohg ng yrnfg lbh
pna ohea gur ubgry qbja naq erohvyq vg be zbir gb nabgure ebbz.
<wnzrfq> "Zrzbel vf yvxr tnfbyvar. Lbh hfr vg hc jura lbh ner ehaavat.
Bs pbhefr lbh trg vg nyy onpx jura lbh erobbg..."
<wnzrfq> -- Npghny rkcynangvba bognvarq sebz gur Zvpeb$bsg uryc qrfx.
<furraznfgre> unun
<furraznfgre> Qnza Zvpebfbsg sbe pbzvat hc jvgu orggre wbxrf guna jr qb!
N tbbq qvfphffvba vf yvxr n zvavfxveg; Fubeg rabhtu gb cregnva vagrerfg
naq ybat rabhtu gb pbire gur fhowrpg
<Qbahg[NSX]> Xnegr, V'q unir n ynetr qrcerffvba svyyrq jvgu fnyg.
<Qbahg[NSX]> Naq unir crbcyr V qba'g yvxr qhzcrq va vg ivn uryvpbcgre.
<Rhenxnegr> Jryy, jul pbhyqa'g bar whfg jnyx gb gur rqtr?
<Rhenxnegr> V zrna, gur fnyg jbhyq cnpx qbja.
<Rhenxnegr> Lbh jbhyqa'g fvax vagb vg, vg'q or yvxr fnaq.
<Qbahg[NSX]> V'q unir gheovarf ng gur obggbz.
<Qbahg[NSX]> Gurve wbo jbhyq or gb zvk gur obggbz nobhg, perngvat
hacnpxrqarff.
<Rhenxnegr> Zvtug jbex, nygubhtu vg jbhyq qrcraq ba gur qrcgu.
<Qbahg[NSX]> N uhaqerq srrg.
<Rhenxnegr> Gur pbfg sbe qvttvat bhg guvf 100-sbbg qrcerffvba nybar
jbhyq or rabezbhf.
<Rhenxnegr> Naq cynpvat gheovarf ng gur obggbz?
<Rhenxnegr> Naq gur cvcvat flfgrz?
<Nyreg[OHFL]> 100-sbbg qrcerffvba? $2.4 zvyyvba qbyynef
<Nyreg[OHFL]> gheovar naq cvcr flfgrz? $750,000 qbyynef
<Nyreg[OHFL]> nccebk. 250 gbaf bs fnyg? $50,000 qbyynef
<EbFF> Chggvat fbzrbar va na bprna bs fnyg whfg gb jngpu gurz pubxr naq
qvr? Cevpryrff
g0eonq> fb gurer v jnf va guvf unyyjnl evtug
OynpxNqqre> v oryvrir v fcrnx sbe nyy bs hf jura v fnl...
OynpxNqqre> JEBAT OGVPU
OynpxNqqre> VZ FVPX BS LBH
OynpxNqqre> NAQ LBHE YNZR FGBEVRF
OynpxNqqre> ABOBQL URER GUVAXF LBHER SHAAL
OynpxNqqre> ABOBQL URER JNAGF GB URNE LBHE FGBEVRF
OynpxNqqre> VA SNPG
OynpxNqqre> VS LBH QVRQ EVTUG ABJ
OynpxNqqre> V QBA"G GUVAX ABOBQL JBHYQ PNER
OynpxNqqre> FB JUNG QB LBH FNL GB GUNG SNT
*** g0eonq frgf zbqr: +o OynpxNqqre*!*@*.*
*** OynpxNqqre unf orra xvpxrq zl g0eonq ( )
g0eonq> fb gurer v jnf va guvf unyyjnl evtug
PEPReebe> evtug
urnegyrff> Evtug.
e3i> evtug
"Nalguvat gung qbrfa'g xvyy lbh...whfg uhegf n uryy bs n ybg"
V yvxr navzny grfgvat.... <fcyng>... gung'f n png....
<zbagl_clguba>...vs vg jrvtuf gur fnzr nf n qhpx, vg'f n jvgpu.
</zbagl_clguba>
"N zngurzngvpvna vf fbzrbar jub, jura ur frrf svir crbcyr pbzr bhg bs n
ebbz ur gubhtug bayl unq gjb crbcyr va vg, guvaxf gung guerr crbcyr
bhtug gb tb onpx va gb gur ebbz fb vg orpbzrf rzcgl ntnva."
Fuvczna'f ynfg zrny jnf n pheel, ur jura nfxrq vs ur rawblrq vg ur fnvq
vg jnf svar, ohg ur pbhyq unir zheqrerq n ana.
gurer ner bayl 3 glcrf bs crbcyr va gur jbeyq - gubfr gung pna nqq hc
naq gubfr gung pnag
Pbzr gb guvax bs vg, gurer ner nyernql n zvyyvba zbaxrlf ba n zvyyvba
glcrjevgref, naq Hfrarg vf ABGUVAT yvxr Funxrfcrner.
Fnqqnz'f svefg jbeqf nsgre 273 qnlf qbja n ubyr - "Yrgf frr Qnivq Oynvar
orng gung."
Gur qvssrerapr orgjrra bcgvzvfgf naq crffvzvfgf vf gung trarenyyl,
crffvzvfgf unir unq zber rkcrevrapr.
V'z fb 31337 gung V whfg unpxrq gung 127.0.0.1 ybfre... Va n zvahgr
fbzrbar fubhyq or abgvpvat gurve ebbg svyr flfgrz zvffvat.... Urururu
Uzzzz.... Gung'f shaal.... Jurer'q zl ZC3'f tb......
Fve, ner lbh pynffvsvrq nf uhzna?
"Nu, artngvir. V nz n zrng cbcfvpyr"
<Orrgu> Tveyf ner yvxr vagrearg qbznva anzrf, gur barf V yvxr ner
nyernql gnxra.
<ubak> jryy, lbh pna fgvy trg bar sebz n fgenatr pbhagel :-C
<QvtvgyQhq> Fb lbh thlf ernyyl qba'g pner vs V'z tnl?
<tbchf> V crefbanyyl pbhyq pner yrff.
<QvtvgyQhq> V'z ernyyl nsenvq bs gryyvat zl cneragf.
<tbchf> Gura qba'g.
<jnsa> QvtvgyQhq, gur jnl V frr vg, nyy bs hf unir guvatf nobhg hf jr
ner nfunzrq bs.
<tbchf> Gung'f evtug...
<Fxneno> lrnu, QvtvgyQhq, V tnir zl pbhfva gbathr orsber, naq V guvax
gung'f sne zber rzoneenffvat.
<tbchf> ...
<ybtvpyeq-> Naq V ybbx uryyn htyl. Lbh'ir frra zl cvpf.
<Uryyb1> QvtvgyQhq: naq lbh onfvpnyyl xabj gung V pbhyqa'g trg ynvq vs
zl yvsr qrcraqrq ba vg.
<senaxlq> naq V fzryy yvxr fuvg.
<tbchf> ...
<tbchf> naq V guvax NBY ebpxf.
<senaxlq> tbchf: ...
<Uryyb1> ...
* ybtvpyeq ybbxf ng tbchf
* tbchf jnf xvpxrq ol ybtvpyeq (Olr)
<ybtvpyeq-> gurer ner fbzr guvatf V jba'g gbyrengr.
<Uheevpnar_Unfarl> shpx... gung jnf abg tbbq
<Uheevpnar_Unfarl> V chg ba jvanzc naq nqqrq zl ZC3 qverpgbel
<entanebx2040> B_B, jvanzc3
<Uheevpnar_Unfarl> Sbetrggvat gung vg unf cbea ivqrbf va vg
<entanebx2040> uru
<Uheevpnar_Unfarl> V unq rCFKr ehaavat nf jryy shyy fperra fb gurer V nz
punggvat njnl gb zl zhz naq cynlvat Grxxra
<Uheevpnar_Unfarl> Bar bs zl fbatf svavfu naq nyy lbh urne vf "Hu, hu,
zzz, evtug gurer"
<entanebx2040> YZNB
<Uheevpnar_Unfarl> fb n dhvpx fgno bs gur erfrg ohggba jnf vabeqre
Sbe gubfr bs lbh cynaavat ba frrvat gur guveq YBGE zbivr ng gur gurngre
ure ner fbzr fheiviny gvcf.
1. Fgnaq hc unysjnl guebhtu gur zbivr naq lryy ybhqyl, "Jnvg... jurer
gur uryy vf Uneel Cbggre?"
2. Oybpx gur ragenapr gb gur gurngre juvyr fpernzvat: "LBH FUNYY ABG
CNFF!" - Nsgre gur zbivr, fnl "Yhpnf pbhyq unir qbar vg orggre."
3. Ng fbzr cbvag qhevat gur zbivr, fgnaq hc naq fubhg: "V zhfg tb!
Zvqqyr Rnegu arrqf zr!" naq eha naq gel gb whzc vagb gur fperra. Nsgre
obhapvat bss, erghea dhvrgyl gb lbhe frng.
4. Cynl n qevaxvat tnzr jurer lbh unir gb gnxr n fvc rirel gvzr fbzrbar
fnlf: "Gur Evat."
5. Cbvag naq ynhtu jurarire fbzrbar qvrf.
6. Nfx gur arnerfg evat-ahg vs ur guvaxf Tnaqnys jrag gb Ubtjnegf
7. Svavfu bss rirel bar bs Ryebaq'f yvarf jvgu "Ze. Naqrefba."
8. Jura Nentbea vf pebjarq xvat, fgnaq hc naq ng gur gbc bs lbhe yhatf
fvat, "Naq V qvq vg.... ZL jnl...!"
9. Ng gur raq, pbzcynva gung Tbyyhz jnf bssrafvir gb Rguvbcvnaf
10. Gnyx yvxr Tbyyhz nyy guebhtu gur zbivr. Ng gur raq, ovgr bss
fbzrbar'f svatre naq snyy qbja gur fgnvef.
11. Jura Furybo nccrnef, cvapu gur thl va sebag bs lbh ba gur onpx bs
gur arpx.
12. Qerff hc nf byq ynqvrf naq erranpg "Gur Onggyr bs Uryzf Qrrc" Zbagl
Clguba fglyr.
13. Jura Qrargube yvtugf gur sver, fubhg "Oneorphr!"
14. Nfx crbcyr nebhaq lbh jub gurl guvax vf gur arkg "Grezvangbe" frag
sebz gur Zvqqyr Rnegu bs gur shgher gb nffnffvangr Sebqb Onttvaf
15. Va GGG jura gur Ragf qrpvqr gb znepu gb jne, fgnaq hc naq fubhg "EHA
SBERFG, EHA!"
16. Rirel gvzr fbzrbar xvyyf na Bep, lryy: "Gung'f jung V'z Gbyxvra
nobhg!" Frr ubj ybat vg gnxrf orsber lbh trg xvpxrq bhg bs gur gurnger.
17. Qhevat n jvqr fubg bs n onggyr, vadhver, "Jurer'f Jnyqb?"
18. Gnyx ybhqyl nobhg ubj lbh urneq gung gurer vf n fvatyr senzr bs n
ahqr Rys uvqqra fbzrjurer va gur zbivr.
19. Fgneg na Bep fvat-n-ybat.
20. Pbzr gb gur cerzvrer qerffrq nf Senaxrashegre naq jnaqre nebhaq
ybbxvat greevoyl pbashfrq.
Evzzre: Zbfg bs hf whfg trg "Zvaq gung ohf!" "Jung Ohf?" <Fcyng>
<kgrez> Gur ceboyrz jvgu Nzrevpn vf fghcvqvgl. V'z abg fnlvat gurer
fubhyq or n pncvgny chavfuzrag sbe fghcvqvgl, ohg jul qba'g jr whfg gnxr
gur fnsrgl ynoryf bss bs rirelguvat naq yrg gur ceboyrz fbyir vgfrys?
<reab> uz. V'ir ybfg n znpuvar.. yvgrenyyl _ybfg_. vg erfcbaqf gb cvat,
vg jbexf pbzcyrgryl, V whfg pna'g svther bhg jurer va zl ncnegzrag vg
vf.
<jbys> 1. Fnir rirel Serr Perqvg Pneq Bssre lbh trg, Chg vg va cvyr N
<jbys> 2. Fnir rirel Serr Pbhcba Lbh trg, chg gung va cvyr O
<jbys> 3. Abj bcra gur perqvg pneq znvy sebz cvyr N naq svaq gur
Ohfvarff
Ercyl Znvy Rairybcr.
<jbys> 4. Gnxr gur pbhcbaf sebz cvyr O naq fghss gurz va gur rairybcr
lbh ubyq
va lbhe unaq.
<jbys> 5. Qebc gur fghssrq gb gur oevz rairybcrf va lbhe znvy naq jnyx
njnl
juvfgyvat.
<jbys> V unir abj erprvirq gjb cubar pnyyf sebz gur perqvg pneq
pbzcnavrf
gryyvat zr gung gurl erprvirq n fghssrq rairybcr jvgu pbhcbaf
engure
gura zl nccyvpngvba. Gurl vasbezrq zr gung vg gurl ner abg
cyrnfrq gung
gurl sbbgrq gur ovyy sbe gur penc V frag gurz. V ercyl jvgu "Vg
fnlf
Ohfvarff Ercyl Znvy" V'z fhttrfgvat pbhcbaf gb lbh gb rafher gung
lbhe
ohfvarff vf zber fhpprffshy. Gurl cebzcgyl unat hc ba zr.
<jbys> Abj, V qvq guvf sbe nobhg n zbagu orsber vg tbg obevat, fb V tbg
na
nqqrq vqrn! V nqqrq rknpgyl 33 pragf jbegu bs craavrf gb gur
rairybcr
fb gurl cnvq RKGEN qhr gb gur jrvtug. V tbg n pnyy vasbezvat zr
nobhg
gur zbarl, V fnvq vg jnf n zvfgnxr naq V qrznaqrq zl punatr onpx.
Nsgre
lryyvat ng gur pyrex naq gura gb gur fhcreivfbe gurl nterrq gb zl
qrznaqf naq phg zr n purpx sbe gur zbarl. V ubyq va zl unaq ng
guvf
irel zbzrag n purpx sebz TGR Ivfn sbe rknpgyl 33 pragf.
[@Tragyrzna_Whaxvr] Fher lbhe nff jvyy uheg, ohg vgf orggre guna trggvat
certanag...
<NhgvfgvPng> V'z sbetrgshy.
<NhgvfgvPng> Lrg V pna erzrzore 50 qvtvgf bs cv...
<Nepzna> Gung'f jul, frr. Gung gbbx hc nyy lbhe oenva fcnpr.
<GuhaqE> qbrf guvf vep pyvrag znxr zl ohgg ybbx ovt?
<Nagvmnp> V xrrc zl erny fubeg gbb fb gur tveyf qbag ovgpu
<Fuvcpuvp80> jul jbhyq tveyf pbzcynva nobhg lbhe unve orvat ybat?
<Nagvmnp> Vg trgf fghpx va gurve grrgu
<Fuvcpuvp80> V qbag xabj jul V obgure nfxvat nalzber
<+cuH|PeHZ> v jbxr hc gb gur fbhaq bs enva bs gur ebbs
<+cuH|PeHZ> ynlrq va orq naq yvfgraq gb vg sbe n pbhcyr bs zvahgrf gura
erzrzoreq gung v yrsg zl jvaqbjf qbja va gur pne
<+OnyrsverK> gung jbhyq unir orra shaal gb jngpu
<+cuH|PeHZ> jung? zr fcevag bhg bs orq, eha bhgfvqr unys nfyrrc, ernyvmr
gung v sbetbg zl xrlf, fyvc va gur zhq naq nyzbfg snyy ba zl snpr
gheavat nebhaq, trg vafvqr, teno zl xrlf, fcevag onpx bhgfvqr naq pybfr
zl jvaqbjf?
<+cuH|PeHZ> anj, gung jbhyqag unir orra shaal gb jngpu
<+OnyrsverK> lbh ernyvmr gung lbhe pne jbhyq unir orra whfg nf jrg unq
lbh gnxra lbhe gvzr gb trg qerffrq naq pnyzyl jnyx bhg naq qb vg?
<+cuH|PeHZ> lbh frr, abj v ernyvmr gung... ohg jura vz unys nfyrrc vz
yvxr 10k nf qhzo nf v hfhnyyl nz
<+OnyrsverK> vz nznmrq lbh erzrzorerq gb oerngur
<TP> Jung qbrf ANFN fgnaq sbe?
<TP> Arrq Nabgure Frira Nfgebanhgf
<o1h3> jura v jnf va yvxr 5gu tenqr, n QNER pbc pnzr gb ivfvg bhe pynff
<o1h3> ur jnf tbvat guebhtu uvf jubyr qrny yvxr 'lrf vz n erny cbyvpr
bssvpre, naq guvf vf n erny tha ba zl oryg, naq vs lbh gel gb teno vg vz
genvarq gb oernx lbhe nez hcba ersyrk' naq bs pbhefr jr unq n qbcrq hc
xvq jvgu NQQ va bhe pynff jub bayl urneq 'guvf vf n erny tha, gel gb
teno vg'
<Avtug-ura-tnlyr> V tbggn tb. Gurer'f n qhqr arkg gb zr naq ur'f
jngpuvat zr glcr, juvpu vf fbeg bs fgnegvat gb perrc zr bhg. Lrf qhqr
arkg gb zr, V zrna lbh.
<QnMR> ng zl fpubby.. gur pbc sebz QNER cnffrq nebhaq 3 wbvagf gb fubj
rirelbar... naq ur fnvq "vs v qbag trg nyy guerr bs gurfr onpx guvf
fpubbyf trggvat ybpxrq qbja naq rirelbarf trggvat frnepurq gvyy v svaq
vg.." naq yvxr 30 zvahgrf yngre jura rirelbar tbg gb frr 'rz naq gurl
tbg cnffrq onpx gur pbc unq 4
<Puneyrfbjaf> Zna v jnf fhesva cbea naq yvxr "abezny" fhesva ng gur fnzr
gvzr, fb zl zbz pbzrf va naq v dhvpx nf uryy gno qbja gur cbea. Fb abj
vz ybbxvat ng n FJNG irfg naq na Zc5 fhoznpuvartha gelvat gb uvqr gur
tvnag cravf va zl cnagf. Gura nyy bs n fhqqra guvf ernyl tnl znyr ibvpr
fcrnxf bhg ernyl ybhq tbva "v jnag gb fhpx lbhe ovt qvpx naf fjnyybj
lbhe ubg fcrez" gura yvxr 100 cbchcf bcra hc nyy pbafvfgvat bs uneqpber
srgvfu tnlcbea.
<Puneyrfbjaf> zna zl zbz fgnegrq pelvat naq abj fur guvaxf vz tnl... vg
bjaf
*** Dhvgf: GVGNAVP (Rkprff Sybbq)
VEP vf whfg zhygvcynlre abgrcnq.
<Zvxxry> Vs lbh jrag pnzcvat naq lbh tbg ERNYYL qehax jvgu lbhe sevraq
naq lbh
jbxr hc gur arkg zbeavat jvgu n pbaqbz fghpx hc lbhe nff jbhyq lbh gryy
nalobql?
<Pryrfgln> v qbag guvax fb
<Zvxxry> Jnaan tb pnzcvat?
<senax> pna lbh uryc zr vafgnyy TGN3?
<xavtugzner> svefg, fuhg qbja nyy cebtenzf lbh nera'g hfvat
senax unf dhvg VEP. (Dhvg)
<xavtugzner> ...
Wnxrsro3: qb lbh xabj n ghegyrf bayl jrnxarff?
NingneBsFbyhfrx: ab
NingneBsFbyhfrx: jryy
NingneBsFbyhfrx: guvre fybjarff
Wnxrsro3: gurer jrnxarff vf gurl pnag ebyy bire jura gurl ner ba gurve
onpxf
NingneBsFbyhfrx: yby
Wnxrsro3: abj v unir n cyna
Wnxrsro3: vs v qhpx gncr 2 ghegyrf gbtrgure gurl ner hafgbccnoyr
<Fgbezevqre> V fubhyq obzo fbzrguvat
<Fgbezevqre> ...naq vg'f bss gur phss erznexf yvxr gung gung ner gur
ernfba V qba'g ybt pungf
<Fgbezevqre> Whfg va pnfr gur SOV rire arrqf nalguvat ba zr
<Rymvr_Naa> V'z fher gurl pna whfg trg vg sebz fbzrbar jub QBRF ybt
pungf.
*** SOV unf wbvarq #tnzrphorpnsr
<SOV> Jr fnj vg naljnl.
*** SOV unf dhvg VEP (Dhvg: )
<Gu3Ab0o> Vz tbvat gb or gur arkg uvgyre
<Gu3Ab0o> Vz tbvat gb xvyy nyy gur wrjf naq 1 pybja
<EntrNtnvafggurNzvfu> jul gur pybja
<Gu3Ab0o> Frr? ab bar pnerf nobhg gur wrjf
<EntrNtnvafggurNzvfu> yznb
<Ovmml> fnl Æ Ø L
<QNY9000> Æ Ø L
<QNY9000> rnfl gb fnl
<QNY9000> s00
<QNY9000> ¸ß
<QNY9000> fnl gung.
<Ovmml> ¸ß
<QNY9000> õ þ
<QNY9000> abj gung
<Ovmml> õ þ
<QNY9000> abj fnl guvf:
<QNY9000> ß|MM¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<Ovmml> ß|MM¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<QNY9000> onununun
<Ovmml> jung?
<Ovmml> qnzavg
<NaqerjYO_va_Puvfr> Zl zbz fnj zr jnyxvat qbjafgnvef gb gur pbzc ebbz
jvgu n obk bs xyrrark naq fur whfg tnir zr guvf ybbx. -.- V'ir arire
sryg fb qvegl va zl yvsr...
<vxxranv> v qba'g unir uneq qevirf. v whfg xrrc 30 puvarfr grrantref va
zl onfrzrag naq sbepr gurz gb zrzbevmr ahzoref
(Zbbgne) zbebaf.
(Zbbgne) gurfr crbcyr jub yvir va zl ncnegzrag pbzcyrk ner pbaarpgrq gb
zl jveryrff
(Zbbgne) gurl zhfg guvax gurl'er fhcre-pbby unpxref ol oernxvat vagb zl
pbzcyrgryl hafrpher argjbex
(Zbbgne) hasbeghangyl, gur pbaarpgvba jbexf obgu jnlf
(Zbbgne) ybat fgbel fubeg, gurl abj unir ybnqf bs ubefr cbea ba gurve
pbzchgre
[+ZnqZnaQnm] V oebhtug n qnivq oynar gbl 10 qnlf ntb. V Fgvyy pnag trg
gur shpxre bhg gur obk.
<Wrrqb> url onol, jungf hc?
<Vaqvqtr> hzz....abguvat?
<Wrrqb> Fb....jnag zr gb yvxr pbzr bire gbqnl fb jr pna shpx?
<Vaqvqtr> Jnvg....qvq lbh jnag gb fcrnx gb zl qnhtugre?
<Wrrqb> Lrf Zef.Zvyyre.. :-/
<cratb> cneragf pbzvat gbzbeebj.. rzcgl genfu, uvqr obat, jrne pybgurf
[20:21] <evpuneq__> pna v trg n ershaq ? ;k
[20:22] <^v^> V pna cbxr lbh va gur rlr jvgu guvf fgvpx, vs lbh yvxr?
[20:22] <evpuneq__> oynu
[20:22] *** evpuneq__ unf dhvg VEP
Gb na bcgvzvfg gur tynff vf unys shyy. Gb n crffvzvfg gur tynff vf unys
rzcgl. Gb n cebtenzzre gur tynff vf gjvpr nf ovt nf vg arrqf gb or.
Lbh znl abg oryvrir guvf, ohg: Ol nqwhfgvat sbe jvaq erfvfgnapr,
unzfgref jvyy fbzrgvzrf qb n unccl yvggyr qnapr
V qba'g qevax, V rkprepvfr zl yvire.
V pna'g pbzr va gb jbex gbqnl orpnhfr zl fgvtzngn'f npgvat hc.
V pna'g pbzr va gb jbex gbqnl orpnhfr V'yy or fgnyxvat zl cerivbhf obff,
jub sverq zr sbe abg fubjvat hc sbe jbex. BX?
Yvsr'f n ovgpu... gura lbh zneel bar
V nz ebbg.. Vs lbh frr zr ynhtuvat.. Lbh orggre unir n onpxhc
Gurer vf ab fvghngvba fb onq gung vg pnaabg trg jbefr
[12:23] <XrrcGurSnvgu> Wrfhf ybirf lbh nyy!
[12:23] <Plorecebt> Fb qbrf Onearl, jung'f lbhe cbvag?
[12:23] *** XrrcGurSnvgu unf dhvg VEP
Ur fbhaqf n yvggyr hcfrg... Bu Tbq, V'ir znantrq gb hcfrg n znff
zheqrere...
--
Alex Threlfall
Cyberprog New Media
www.cyberprog.net
tel - 0870 446 0789
fax - 0870 446 1789
shipof...@gmail.com
fool forever.
To avoid grizzlies, the Alaska Department of Fish & Game advises hikers to
wear noisy little bells on clothes and carry pepper spray.
Also watch for signs of activity: Black bear scat is smaller and contains
berries; grizzly scat has little bells in it and smells like pepper.
Sheriff of Nottingham: You (indicates woman), my room 10.30, You (indicates
other woman), my room 10.45, (hesitates), bring a friend
The bumpers on this vehicle are rolled-steel girder; my crumple-zone is the
first eighteen inches of your vehicle, NOW BACK OFF!
"Bother", said Pooh, kicking the headless corpse of Piglet.
Ringing the doorbell and running away is no longer a criminal act punishable
by hanging...but pissing through their letter box then knocking on the door
to see how far it went is still considered bad manners.
The average luser doesn't know what he wants. The average luser wants fries
with that, if prompted.
"We are now up against live, hostile targets"
"So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad
attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch! "
Chillybow!!!
I may agree with everything I say, but I will defend to the death your right
to not hear me say it.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making
a scene."
"Here's to clueless NT admins, who guarantee our job security forever!"
"I'm an electrical engineer on a rampage with whatever's not nailed down."
Have you ever noticed how all the really good .sig quotes are more than 80
chara
PEOPLE IN THE BACKSEATS OF CARS CAN CREATE ACCIDENTS
ACCIDENTS IN THE BACKSEATS OF CARS CAN CREATE PEOPLE
"If it wasn't backed-up, then it wasn't important."
Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to santa?
Imagine, A university library full of students murmuring to their laptops,
and the laptops murmuring back.
Suddenly, some joker starts running through the library calling out
"Shutdown! OK! Shutdown! OK!"
If you are what you watch, why the hell ain't I a porn star!
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the psycho isn't there.
"You guys are going to hate me an hour from now."
"We hate you now."
Scott Potasnik and Johnny Knoxville
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: "AGG AAARRICC GUBB IN
FARLIN GOT!" And you can quote me on that.
<Mercy> It's (assassinate the president) fun to annoy (charter a plane,
pentagon) the NSA by (shoot George Bush) inserting crap into innocent (blow
up congress) sentences.
<Mercy> Or so I've been (nuke Washington) told.
<@Ixnorp> One would think that the NSA would have slightly more advanced
filtering techniques than regexp.
* Mercy Quit (Ping timeout)
<@Ixnorp> Or maybe not.
A gun rack? What use would I have for a gun rack? I don't even own a gun,
let alone enough to necessitise an entire rack...
A gun rack? Just a rack? I need a gun *cellar* - and all that cleaning, god
I hate the voices in my head, they are such perfectionists...
Never date a luser. You never know what you might catch.
Sysadmin Barbie! ISAGN. Complete with tiny pager, Leatherman, selection of
LARTs, and makeup kit for that haven't-slept-in-3-days look.
Death.net t-shirt not included.
If anyone tells me to work smarter, not harder, I will kick him or her,
hard, in a random body part. I will then kick him or her a second time,
"smarter, not harder," which is to say that on the second strike, I'll use
the same force, but target more carefully.
Alex after the C4 Autposy: "I'll have a cheese and picked dead person
sandwich please..."
Alex on the C4 Autopsy: "I'll have a slice of dead person please..."
Of all the things that i've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.
Mrs Blobby: "Blob Blob Blobobob Blobablob Blob"
Mr Blobby: "stop blowing bubbles and just swallow it!"
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Dead girls don't say no.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered
automatic weapons!
When in doubt, empty the magazine.
Standard end of month report:
All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff
eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.
I thought that I saw a light at the end of the Tunnel.
But it was only some bastard with a torch with more work.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world looks sheepish and
suddenly remembers it had other plans.
Possibly we should re-engineer everyone so body fluids are flavoured. So in
pubs you can go up to someone, wink and say ' hey baby, I'm butterscotch'
I'll have a pot of lesbians please.
Are you in an abusive relationship with your USB ports?
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong
answers.
Never, ever, play leapfrog with a Unicorn
Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery.
Bite my shiny, metal ass!
Bender: "Hey, what's bombarding me? Ow! Oh no, an asteroid field! If even a
pea-sized asteroid were to whizz through my skull, it could..." *zing*
"OW!...hurt slightly."
Due to further budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be
terminated untill further notice
We've placed our cultural icons on the moon: a flag, a golf ball, and an
abandoned vehicle.
Most of you humans subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for
a life, which is known throughout the universe for its stupidity.
Ford Pinto: The Barbecue That Seats Four
When satans towed to work on a sled pulled by flying pigs.....
British Airways billboard ad: Breakfast in London, lunch in New York.
Spraycan addition: Luggage in Bermuda.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Repeat after me: "I Have not been brainwashed"
There is no Bigotry here. In my eyes you are all equally worthless.
Gunnery Sergeant Hardman - Full Metal Jacket
Ignorance _is_ bliss, if you're the one exploiting the ignorant.
dude: "I'm having a little girl trouble"
jay: "bitch pressing charges? i get that a lot."
Advice for Evil Cultists:
16. When mutilating cattle, avoid the ones with the testicles.
"If I had a dick i'd go get laid. But I don't, so lets do the next best
thing"
"which is"
"lets go kill people"
I've got images in my brain I'll never get out.
The guy with the rubber gloves was surprisingly gentle.
Get OFF.. the nuclear.. warhead.
I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear warhead, or that it happens so
often there's actually a term for it.
"You're out of your mind."
"Yeah.. Ain't it cool?"
Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, Chaos, Anarchy.. Now that's fun!
We all know God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Never run from anything immortal; It only attracts their attention.
It's not that I'm lazy. I just don't care. It's a problem of motivation.
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
All things being equal, you lose.
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't
looking good either.
Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to
others.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
I need not suffer in silence when I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us
who do.
Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.
I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. This wasn't it.
From the moment I picked your book up to the moment I set it down, I was
convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to read it.
I don't care who you are, what you drive, or where you'd rather be.
I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail in the process.
You may pretend to dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
Don't let the bastards grind you down
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on
irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick,
his name is NickServ
In Theory, A Cat In A Box Can Be In One Of Two States: Dead or Alive
In Practice Though, It Can Be In One Of Three: Dead, Alive And Bloody
Furious
The Grass is always greener on the genetically modified side.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people
in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my
younger brother Dan. Or my older brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Dan.
If at first you dont succeed......Redefine success.
Barney's Hide and Seek is the greatest game of all time. No mortal can
withstand its greatness and power for it is forged by the gods.
What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him
I have not lost my mind, Its backed up on tape somewhere.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
"What is your favourite prayer wheel configuration, Pokey?"
"One in chamber, fifteen in clip!" - Pokey the Penguin
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NEW SHOES?
How come Dyslexia is such a hard word to spell??
Someone left a little note on my car the other day complimenting my driving
...it said "Parking Fine" , so that was nice
" Windows 95: 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to
an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
tthhaatt wwaass aa ffuunn rriiddee.... lleettss ttrryy iitt wwiitthh
sseeaattbbeelltts nneexxtt ttiimmee....
I'm waiting for tech support to call me back. I'm also waiting for the
second coming of Jesus. Wanna take bets on which happens first?
If you're in the New York City area, you've got three days to bury the
Statue of Liberty up to the waist.
Save a child. Kill a social worker.
Keep death off the road, let me drive on the pavement.
Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.
Chaos, panic and disorder -- my work here is done.
PC-World Staff baiting is one of the few sports that should be considered
for addition to the olympics.
There are very few computers that cannot be reprogrammed with a
sledgehammer.
Not neccesarily succesfully, but they won't be disobedient again!!
I need a push.
Harder.
ArrrrTthhaannkkssgghhhhhh
Sleep: what you were doing just before you woke up with keyboard marks on
your face.
101 unpleasant hangover experiences, number 72: trying to put your clothes
on, and they won't stop moving by themselves. I hate that.
So I'm waiting around after hours here at BFC, because we've got a bad 4mm
DAT drive attached to the file server in our lab, and the daily and weekly
backups are therefore suspect. Also the disk drives are making that sound
which says, "I'm a happy drive. I'm a cheerful drive. I'm smiling at you
because I'm grinding my spindles into microscopic dust and there's not a
single thing you can do about it. I'm going to fail. I'm going to do it
soon. Or later. I'm not telling. Probably soon, because I've been chatting
with the DAT drive two hops up the SCSI chain, and he tells me that he's
been ill, so if I fail *now*, you'll have no recent backups. That's why I'm
happy. I'm in control. I want a goat. And candles. Black ones. Pray, human.
Pray that I'm in a good mood. PRAY, DAMMIT, ON YOUR KNEES, YOU LIMACEOUS BIT
OF MEATWARE!"
Sanity is like money; you should just have enough to get by. Any more and
you turn into a freak.
Time to use my Size 11 MasterKey on the door...
SCSI is *NOT* magic. There are *fundamental technical reasons* why it is
necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then.
There should be more chlorine in the gene pool.
PHEAR THE BUNNY!
Nothing is foolproof for a sufficiently talented fool.
WARNING! People in front of screen are stupider than they appear
Lister: Love is what separates us from animals.
Rimmer: No, Lister - what separates us from animals is that we don't use our
tongues to clean our own genitals.
A man comes out of a shopping mall to find the side of his parked car rammed
in. Seeing a note under the windshield, he reads it. On the paper is
written: "As I'm writing this, about a dozen people are watching me. They
think I'm giving you my name, phone number, and insurance company. But I'm
not ..."
Yes, I do have an obsession with Thermite. But the lessons are so lasting.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
I think that when they use NT for controlling their weapons, any place far
away from strategic objects might exactly be the place where the first
strikes hit.
Wouldn't you love to fill out *that* report? "Company asset #423423 was lost
while fighting the forces of evil."
We are not gentle tolerant people. We like drastically effective solutions
"Lotus Notes for Dummies" is surely a single page pull out with "don't"
printed on it.
NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death
with my bare hands.
Nahh, that impending sound of doom is just the blades on my leatherman
locking.
Hey, does anybody else hear that giant sucking sound? That's my will to
live....
---
Phone: Ring! Ring!
Me: 220 Home sendmail ready at Tue, 14 Nov 95 11:44:50 CST.
Them: 'Ehlo!
Me: Huh?
Them: Hello!
Me: 312.555.1234 Hello 312.555.4321, nice to meet you.
Them: Uh, this is a call for Abby.
Me: 250.
Them: Uh, it's from J. Random Caller.
Me: 250.
Them: Data.
Me: Okay, start your call now and end by hanging up the phone....
---
Today I got to meet someone who had put their disk, naked, in a backpack,
with a LIVE CAT. The cat had mauled the metal cover, managed to separate the
plastic shell of the disk, and played with it. Of course, she wanted to know
if we could recover her files.
Fortunately, someone who was not required by their job to be really friendly
to the lusers got to laugh loudly at her first...
---
Sysadmins don't go to hell; we're already doing our time in purgatory.
My group's mission statement - "You want *what* ? By *WHEN* ?"
I work for an investment bank. I have dealt with code written by stock
exchanges. I have seen how the computer systems that store your money are
run. If I ever make a fortune, I will store it in gold bullion under my bed.
It's nice to be loved, but there's a lot to be said for CRINGING RESPECT
Security-wise, NT is a server with a "Kick me" sign taped to it.
the best answer when anybody asks you if you're any good with explosives is
to hold up two open hands and simply say "Ten".
I never really understood how there could be things that would drive you
insane just because you knew them until I ran into Windows
I'm an apatheist. The question is no longer interesting, and the answer no
longer matters
People who are willing to rely on the government to keep them safe are
pretty much standing on Darwin's mat, pounding on the door, screaming, "Take
me, take me!"
[...] and the French an excuse to use their traditional battle cry. --
Firebeard
"We Surrender, here, have my daughter."? -- Paul Tomblin
Doing things randomly is what Admins do best. <clickety-click>
Be a better bastard. -- Josh Brandt
...and the world will beat a luser to death at your door. -- Carl Jacobs
I'm sorry, but comfortable is the last thing I want in my server room. I
want it unbearably cold, and noisy. I want items scattered dangerously
around the floor. I want random floor tiles to be missing. I want a very old
sandwich of undetermined origin sitting half-eaten in the corner. I want the
first thought of any person that enters my server room to be "Dear $DEITY, I
must get out of this place IMMEDIATELY!"
---
URLs point to web pages, not to people.
That's not true. The R stands for "Resource", and we know how much HR likes
to refer to people as "Resources" rather than "Human". Therefore, there
should be a URL to point to a person.
person://paul.tomblin/
should return "Paul is currently sitting in his cubicle, bored out of his
mind and wishing he could strangle the people across from him who use their
speaker phones excessively". The word "cubicle" in that sentence could be a
hyperlink to a "cubicle://frontiercorp.com/180S.Clinton/2ndFloor/NE/187/"
URL.
---
"Contestant number two, how do you set up a dial-up connection in Windows
95?"
"Call the systems administration people and tell them my machine is broken."
BZZZZZZZZT! "Oh, I'm sorry but that answer is so wrong that our systems
people have already found your address and will be visiting you personally
tonight."