brown bread
A Haith
his bike in order to buy some bread.
He pulls up alongside the shop and leans his bicycle against a lamp-post.
Entering the shop, he has a look around before finally asking the
assistant: " Excuse me, I'd like a loaf of white bread please."
The assistant replies: "I'm sorry, we don't have any white left. You'll
have to have brown."
The boy smiles and says: "That's alright, my bike's just outside!"
Amy
I've heard a couple of these and they're all like this......
A Haith wrote in message <01bec3e8$56877720$5f065cc3@default>...
Marc W. Jackson,
A Haith wrote:
> In a small village in the far east, a young lad is riding to the shops on
> his bike in order to buy some bread.
> He pulls up alongside the shop and leans his bicycle against a lamp-post.
> Entering the shop, he has a look around before finally asking the
> assistant: " Excuse me, I'd like a loaf of white bread please."
> The assistant replies: "I'm sorry, we don't have any white left. You'll
> have to have brown."
> The boy smiles and says: "That's alright, my bike's just outside!"
What's up with this? Am I missing something... or are you?
--
Marc W. Jackson
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"If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow."
"William McFee (1881-1966)"
Krotzer
A Haith <Ha...@springfield.softnet.com> wrote in message
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Chris Roberts
"Marc W. Jackson," wrote:
> A Haith wrote:
>
> > In a small village in the far east, a young lad is riding to the shops on
> > his bike in order to buy some bread.
> > He pulls up alongside the shop and leans his bicycle against a lamp-post.
> > Entering the shop, he has a look around before finally asking the
> > assistant: " Excuse me, I'd like a loaf of white bread please."
> > The assistant replies: "I'm sorry, we don't have any white left. You'll
> > have to have brown."
> > The boy smiles and says: "That's alright, my bike's just outside!"
>
Ewan Sinclair
haven't you heard this joke anyway? it's old!
ewan
Krotzer wrote in message <377d...@news.desupernet.net>...
>I dont' get it.
>
>
>A Haith <Ha...@springfield.softnet.com> wrote in message
>news:01bec3e8$56877720$5f065cc3@default...
Rob Cunningham
A Haith wrote in message <01bec3e8$56877720$5f065cc3@default>...
Chris K
but no-one has applied to join yet
Dicky K
So come on....... explain!!!!
Chris K <us...@kowalski.in2home.co.uk> wrote in message
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Nobby
It's stayed with me all of this time so it sure is a blockbuster
"Did you hear about the camel that climbed to the top of the hill?"
(pause to allow time to consider)
"It RADIOED"
Geddit??? It radioed ........
ROFL
Ewan Sinclair
post a message in this thread if you get it!
ewan
Marc W. Jackson,
Chris Roberts wrote:
> You are, I can't believe you don't get it. *grin*
>
That's OK, cause I'm havin' a pretty tough time believin' that you do!
rod
in that news group or start one named "stupid jokes no one gets"
A Haith <Ha...@springfield.softnet.com> wrote in message
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Krotzer
read it many many times. I don't get it! Please explain it to me.
Ewan Sinclair <ew...@crazyworld.swinternet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> come on! everyone has to get this joke, it's hiarious! just think about
it!
> post a message in this thread if you get it!
>
> ewan
>
> A Haith wrote in message <01bec3e8$56877720$5f065cc3@default>...
Amy
P.S Anyone remember "two birds sitting on a perch" ?????
rod wrote in message <3781...@news.sisna.com>...
>if you have to explain it means its a stupid joke you should post this one
>in that news group or start one named "stupid jokes no one gets"
>
>A Haith <Ha...@springfield.softnet.com> wrote in message
>news:01bec3e8$56877720$5f065cc3@default...
The Eclectic Electric
just a surrealist joke?
I'm off to study it..........
_
e
Amy <a...@familyhall.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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tOM-tOM
Amy <a...@familyhall.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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: Ok, now we can start another thread called "the
psychology of jokes"
: P.S Anyone remember "two birds sitting on a perch"
?????
One says to the other ;
" can you smell fish ?"
tOM-tOM
Amy
Appropriate enough for us don't you think????
Always your Pot !!!
:-)
tOM-tOM wrote in message <7lu204$d8s$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>...
Robert Welch
let people like myself keep writing messages.
Ewan Sinclair <ew...@crazyworld.swinternet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> come on! everyone has to get this joke, it's hiarious! just think about
it!
> post a message in this thread if you get it!
>
> ewan
>
> A Haith wrote in message <01bec3e8$56877720$5f065cc3@default>...
The All Powerful
The Eclectic Electric wrote:
> But we all got that one. Has anybody actually "got" this one yet? Or is it
> just a surrealist joke?
> I'm off to study it..........
>
Nope. after a few days of keep going back to it, mulling it over in bed,
dreaming about it and having psychotic dillusionary visions I still haven't got
it, and if i don't get it soon it's gonna cause some mental harm... Where's my
axe...
> > rod wrote in message <3781...@news.sisna.com>...
> > >if you have to explain it means its a stupid joke you should post this
> one
> > >in that news group or start one named "stupid jokes no one gets"
> > >
> > >A Haith <Ha...@springfield.softnet.com> wrote in message
> > >news:01bec3e8$56877720$5f065cc3@default...
Vmax
Amy
A :-)))
Vmax wrote in message ...
HollyB
The Eclectic Electric wrote:
> But we all got that one. Has anybody actually "got" this one yet? Or is it
> just a surrealist joke?
> I'm off to study it..........
>
> _
> e
>
> Amy <a...@familyhall.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:7lss77$9mk$2...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Ok, now we can start another thread called "the psychology of jokes"
> > P.S Anyone remember "two birds sitting on a perch" ?????
> >
Jabba
only has red..but that was ok because of the aformentioned bike
outside.....hahaha cracked me up...made my head hurt, though....
Robert Welch <rwe...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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> I still don't get it. I am beginning to wonder if someone just posted it
to
> let people like myself keep writing messages.
>
> Ewan Sinclair <ew...@crazyworld.swinternet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:7lmphe$ebh$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > come on! everyone has to get this joke, it's hiarious! just think about
> it!
> > post a message in this thread if you get it!
> >
> > ewan
> >
> > A Haith wrote in message <01bec3e8$56877720$5f065cc3@default>...
Sheethal
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Jabba <Cymb...@bigpond.comxx> wrote in message
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Ewan Sinclair
ewan
Sheethal wrote in message <7mvd1o$1442$1...@nnrp01.ops.uunet.co.za>...
Ian Wood
The Eclectic Electric
_
e
Ewan Sinclair <ew...@crazyworld.swinternet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:o2Vk3.984$36.1...@newsgate.direct.ca...
> oh come on, you've had ages to think about it too! just think *really*
hard!
>
> ewan
>
> Sheethal wrote in message <7mvd1o$1442$1...@nnrp01.ops.uunet.co.za>...
todd d
Ewan Sinclair
everyone else trying to get it, it's a joke to amuse the person telling it
for a change. i thought everyone knew it by now..... ah well, cheers for the
laugh! you might not find it funny now, but i bet you do this to someone one
day........
ewan
todd d wrote in message <3794E250...@gci.net>...
Susan R. Wade
following one-liner, and though I didn't know yet what a one-liner *was*, I
was so puzzled by the joke that I never forgot it. It took me at least 5
years before I understood it. Ain't innocense grand?
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
Cheers,
Susan
tOM-tOM <t...@loder98.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> Amy <a...@familyhall.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:7lss77$9mk$2...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> : Ok, now we can start another thread called "the
> psychology of jokes"
> : P.S Anyone remember "two birds sitting on a perch"
> ?????
>
Marc W. Jackson,
>
>
> Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
>
> Cheers,
> Susan
Now that's funny
--
Marc W. Jackson
The Underground Press
e-mail: mjac...@mb.sympatico.ca
The Underground Press Page: http://www.mts.net/~mjackson
Karen Maxwell
years. He calls him over:
- "So Bob, what have you been doing all these years?"
- "I've been studying the laws of logic."
- "Laws of logic? What's that?"
- "I'll give you an example."
"Do you have a goldfish?"
- "Yes I do."
- "Alright - then if you've got a goldfish, you must have a pond."
- "I do have a pond."
- "Okay, If you've got a pond, you must have a garden, and if you've
got a garden you must have a house."
- "You're right."
- "Hold on, I'm not finished.... So if you've got a house then you must
have a wife, and if you have a wife then you probably don't wank anymore."
- "Wow, that's amazing!" The man says bewildered.
They continue talking, then leave.
A couple of days later, the man is in the pub again, and he sees another
friend. He calls him over.
- "Hey Fred, guess who I saw yesterday."
- "Who?"
- "Bob."
- "Really, what's he up to?"
- "He's being studying the laws of logic."
- "The laws of logic? What's that?"
- "I'll give you an example..Do you have a goldfish?"
- "No."
- "Well then you're a fucking wanker aren't you."
