Old woman's portrait

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait
painted.
She told the artist: "Paint me with diamond
ear-rings, a diamond necklace, emerald
bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex."
The confused artist said: "But you're not
wearing any of those things."
"I know," she said. "But if I die before my
husband, I'm sure my husband will remarry.
And I want his new wife to go crazy looking
for the jewellery."

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