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Sn!pe

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Nov 25, 2021, 5:03:52 PM11/25/21
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The Xmyth Menu will mostly comprise Sossidges.

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My pet rock Gordon just is.

Kerr-Mudd, John

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Nov 26, 2021, 4:10:30 PM11/26/21
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2021 22:03:50 +0000
snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

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> The Xmyth Menu will mostly comprise Sossidges.
>
1) But are they vegetarian?
2) What no Sprouts?
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Bah, and indeed Humbug.

Sn!pe

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Nov 26, 2021, 4:39:39 PM11/26/21
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Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> On Thu, 25 Nov 2021 22:03:50 +0000
> snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
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> >
> > The Xmyth Menu will mostly comprise Sossidges.
> >
>
> 1) But are they vegetarian?

Pah!


> 2) What no Sprouts?
>

Abso-bloomin-lootly there will be sprouts, and they won't be modern,
cissy sprouts with no flavour that they sell in aWitroes and the like,
neither. The Sn!pe's End Inn sprouts will be proper, full-flavoured,
traditional sprouts, served al dente, not boiled to death.

The Sossidge will be Real Cumberland Sossidge, still entirely spiral
from end to end, fried unpricked in a proper skillet on the hob, with
On!ons. Oh yes, oh yes indeedy. Book now to avoid disappointment.

Tease'n'Seize

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Dec 25, 2021, 8:15:46 AM12/25/21
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Sn!pe wrote:

> The Xmyth Menu will mostly comprise Sossidges.

I've just polished off a mountain of yorkshires, and still have about half a
bockle of Nyetimber to go at ...


Sn!pe

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Dec 25, 2021, 9:39:49 AM12/25/21
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We have a guinea fowl incoming, ETA 15:00.
Wot's that distant rumbling I hear?...

Anyway, it's time for a pint o' the Black Stuff;
cheers, fellow topers, Happy Mithras.

Kerr-Mudd, John

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Dec 28, 2021, 8:12:28 AM12/28/21
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On Sat, 25 Dec 2021 14:39:48 +0000
snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

> Tease'n'Seize <tease-and-seize@invalid> wrote:
>
> > Sn!pe wrote:
> >
> > > The Xmyth Menu will mostly comprise Sossidges.
> >
> > I've just polished off a mountain of yorkshires, and still have about half a
> > bockle of Nyetimber to go at ...
>
> We have a guinea fowl incoming, ETA 15:00.
> Wot's that distant rumbling I hear?...
>
> Anyway, it's time for a pint o' the Black Stuff;
> cheers, fellow topers, Happy Mithras.
>
I treated myself to an expensive can from Lidl; Love Lane Imperial Stout (10%). S'aright.

Sn!pe

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Dec 28, 2021, 9:23:29 AM12/28/21
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Whoa, that sounds like falling-over stylee leg-remover.

Kerr-Mudd, John

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Dec 29, 2021, 2:07:57 PM12/29/21
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No dancing occurred. Just a bit of jigsaw puzzling.
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