Now also serving

[Sn!pe]

Now serving in addition to the usual tipple:

Tea: various; Coffee: ditto

Bacon Sarnies: crispy or soft bacon
Rolls: Ham; Cheese; Cheese and On!on; Cheese and Tomato
Toasties: Cheese and On!on (heavy on the On!ons) is a specialty
Crisps, Nuts, Porky Scratchings, Pickled Eggs and Bombay Mix
are still available.

Sossidges on the bar at 6 p.m. on weekdays.

Cheddar Cubes, Cocktail On!ons and little Cheesy Bikkies
gratis on Sunday lunchtime, cocktail sticks will be provided.

By 'eck, it's time for a Proper Job.

--
^Ï^ <https://youtu.be/_kqytf31a8E>

My pet rock Gordon just is.

[Tease'n'Seize]

Sn!pe wrote:

> Now serving

That's a sneaky announcement to put out 7 minutes before last orders ...

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

He's a sharp one!

--
Bah, and indeed Humbug.

[Sn!pe]

Tease'n'Seize <tease-and-seize@invalid> wrote:

It's OK, we'll just have a lock-in. Pint while you're here, TC?

[Sn!pe]

Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> On Fri, 24 Sep 2021 10:04:14 +0100
> Tease'n'Seize <tease-and-seize@invalid> wrote:
>
> > Sn!pe wrote:
> >
> > > Now serving
> >
> > That's a sneaky announcement to put out 7 minutes before last
> > orders ...
>
> He's a sharp one!

My beek's pretty sharp, just watch out in case I might
peck yer eye out, ya blackguard.

Anyway, I just thought I'd offer a civilised alternative
to the caff up the road (and round the bend) in case
it burns down again.

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

On Fri, 24 Sep 2021 14:32:49 +0100
snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 24 Sep 2021 10:04:14 +0100
> > Tease'n'Seize <tease-and-seize@invalid> wrote:
> >
> > > Sn!pe wrote:
> > >
> > > > Now serving
> > >
> > > That's a sneaky announcement to put out 7 minutes before last
> > > orders ...
> >
> > He's a sharp one!
>
> My beek's pretty sharp, just watch out in case I might
> peck yer eye out, ya blackguard.
>
> Anyway, I just thought I'd offer a civilised alternative
> to the caff up the road (and round the bend) in case
> it burns down again.
>

Beer o'clock here; I might just crack my last Schlenkerla Rauchbier (from my hols - yes, in the Yorkshire Dales where I came across a Booths).

[Sn!pe]

Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> > > He's a sharp one!
> >
> > My beek's pretty sharp, just watch out in case I might
> > peck yer eye out, ya blackguard.
> >
> > Anyway, I just thought I'd offer a civilised alternative
> > to the caff up the road (and round the bend) in case
> > it burns down again.
> >
> Beer o'clock here; I might just crack my last Schlenkerla Rauchbier
> (from my hols - yes, in the Yorkshire Dales where I came across a Booths).
>

Yorickshire? I think I've heard of there; is it nice for hols?

Oh woe, I am devoid of PJ at the mo; making do with the Black Stuff.

[Tease'n'Seize]

Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:

> Sn!pe wrote:
>
>> Anyway, I just thought I'd offer a civilised alternative
>> to the caff up the road (and round the bend) in case
>> it burns down again.
>
> Beer o'clock here; I might just crack my last Schlenkerla Rauchbier (from my hols - yes, in the Yorkshire Dales where I came across a Booths).

I don't really deserve one, cos I've done naff all today, but what else have I
got them in the fridge for?

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

On Fri, 24 Sep 2021 18:51:23 +0100

Tease'n'Seize <tease-and-seize@invalid> wrote:

To get you acclimatised to winter drinking?

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

On Fri, 24 Sep 2021 18:00:51 +0100

"Kerr-Mudd, John" <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> On Fri, 24 Sep 2021 14:32:49 +0100
> snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
> > Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >
> > > On Fri, 24 Sep 2021 10:04:14 +0100
> > > Tease'n'Seize <tease-and-seize@invalid> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Sn!pe wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Now serving
> > > >
> > > > That's a sneaky announcement to put out 7 minutes before last
> > > > orders ...
> > >
> > > He's a sharp one!
> >
> > My beek's pretty sharp, just watch out in case I might
> > peck yer eye out, ya blackguard.
> >
> > Anyway, I just thought I'd offer a civilised alternative
> > to the caff up the road (and round the bend) in case
> > it burns down again.
> >
> Beer o'clock here; I might just crack my last Schlenkerla Rauchbier
> (from my hols - yes, in the Yorkshire Dales where I came across a
> Booths).
>

I resisted; but have now a small stock of Mud City Stout, something I thought had ended with some numpty millionaire buying & closing the Stourbridge brewery (he just wanted the "Peaky Blinders" beer name) but no!
despite pushing Gins, some of Hawkshead & Sadlers beer range remain.

NB if attempting to order online they wont tell you it's a tenner delivery until you give them all your info.

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

On Fri, 1 Oct 2021 21:56:47 +0100
"Kerr-Mudd, John" <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

[]

> >
> I resisted; but have now a small stock of Mud City Stout, something I
> thought had ended with some numpty millionaire buying & closing the
> Stourbridge brewery (he just wanted the "Peaky Blinders" beer name)
> but no! despite pushing Gins, some of Hawkshead & Sadlers beer range
> remain.
>

Got 4 more. But drank one. Did I say it's 6%?
£1.50 for 500ml at Home Bargins.

[Tease'n'Seize]

Sn!pe wrote:

> Pint while you're here, TC?

I'm just off for an afternoon drinkie, btw Lydia was arksing after you elsewhere

[Sn!pe]

Tease'n'Seize <tease-and-seize@invalid> wrote:

Yes, I saw, ta. We're in touch again by email.

I'm not going out this arvo; I'll be nice and cosy
indoors watching the snooker with a bevy or two.

[Sn!pe]

Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> Bah, and indeed Humbug.

You were mentioned in ac today. Ooh-er, missus!

Newsgroups: alt.checkmate
Subject: Re: x
From: snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe)
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2021 20:28:40 +0000
Message-ID: <1pk8wip.krtqd5jxfc3bN%snip...@gmail.com>

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

On Thu, 16 Dec 2021 01:41:04 +0000
snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> > Bah, and indeed Humbug.
>
> You were mentioned in ac today. Ooh-er, missus!
>
> Newsgroups: alt.checkmate
> Subject: Re: x
> From: snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe)
> Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2021 20:28:40 +0000
> Message-ID: <1pk8wip.krtqd5jxfc3bN%snip...@gmail.com>
>

That'd be due to 'Orrible xposting loons; I subscribe to alt.free.newsservers, which seems to get Kook contamination.

I'm too old for "fun" of that nature.

[Tease'n'Seize]

Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:

> Kook contamination.

Speaking of which, I notice nutty dog in the manger appearing in QVL froup.

[Sn!pe]

Tease'n'Seize <tease-and-seize@invalid> wrote:

Yeah. I suppose he must be in apihna.

In other news: I see that Mixmin has been leaking IPs in the Path
for the last 10 days.