New beer?

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

Time for one.

Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff. 16.9 fl oz
== 500 ml (it says here).


--
Bah, and indeed Humbug.

[Sn!pe]

Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> Time for one.
>
> Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff.
> 16.9 fl oz == 500 ml (it says here).
>

There's an ugly rumour that that stuff leads to brian damage.

--
^Ï^ My pet rock Gordon just is.

~ Slava Ukraini ~

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

On Mon, 12 Sep 2022 19:02:22 +0100
snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> > Time for one.
> >
> > Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff.
> > 16.9 fl oz == 500 ml (it says here).
> >
>
> There's an ugly rumour that that stuff leads to brian damage.
>

Pour Brian.

[Sn!pe]

Indeed. Stick to Real British Beer, not that Yurpian stuff.

[RustyHinge]

On 12/09/2022 19:02, Sn!pe wrote:
> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>> Time for one.
>>
>> Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff.
>> 16.9 fl oz == 500 ml (it says here).
>>
>
> There's an ugly rumour that that stuff leads to brian damage.

The bockled stuff (Chimay) is ferpically hole sum.


--
Rusty Hinge
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer and the BOFH.

[RustyHinge]

On 12/09/2022 19:48, Sn!pe wrote:
> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 12 Sep 2022 19:02:22 +0100
>> snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>>
>>> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Time for one.
>>>>
>>>> Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff.
>>>> 16.9 fl oz == 500 ml (it says here).
>>>>
>>>
>>> There's an ugly rumour that that stuff leads to brian damage.
>>>
>>
>> Pour Brian.
>>
>
> Indeed. Stick to Real British Beer, not that Yurpian stuff.

How does one stick to beer? It all runs orft.

[Sn!pe]

RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:

> On 12/09/2022 19:48, Sn!pe wrote:
> > Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 12 Sep 2022 19:02:22 +0100
> >> snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
> >>
> >>> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Time for one.
> >>>>
> >>>> Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff.
> >>>> 16.9 fl oz == 500 ml (it says here).
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> There's an ugly rumour that that stuff leads to brian damage.
> >>>
> >>
> >> Pour Brian.
> >>
> >
> > Indeed. Stick to Real British Beer, not that Yurpian stuff.
>
> How does one stick to beer? It all runs orft.

It's more that beer sticks to one. At least, this one
tends to be pretty sticky come close of play.

[Sn!pe]

RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:

> On 12/09/2022 19:02, Sn!pe wrote:
> > Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >
> >> Time for one.
> >>
> >> Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff.
> >> 16.9 fl oz == 500 ml (it says here).
> >>
> >
> > There's an ugly rumour that that stuff leads to brian damage.
> >
>
> The bockled stuff (Chimay) is ferpically hole sum.
>

Aha! Somebode who spikka da sheddese! In deference
to him being linguistically challenged I shall now switch to
mode: L O U D & S L O W

W O T C H E R , G U V , W O T ' L L I T B E ?

[Tease'n'Seize]

Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:

> I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff

It's a trapp

[Sn!pe]

But it gets you pist...

[RustyHinge]

POINT OF BLACK DOG, LANDLORD, IYWBSK.

[RustyHinge]

ITYM Ist a trapp

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

On Mon, 12 Sep 2022 22:49:56 +0100

Tease'n'Seize <tease-and-seize@invalid> wrote:

Nah that'd be the Austrian singing family.
#...lonely goatherd ...

[Sn!pe]

# And your old lady too...

[Sn!pe]

RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:

> On 12/09/2022 20:55, Sn!pe wrote:
> > RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> On 12/09/2022 19:02, Sn!pe wrote:
> >>> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Time for one.
> >>>>
> >>>> Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff.
> >>>> 16.9 fl oz == 500 ml (it says here).
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> There's an ugly rumour that that stuff leads to brian damage.
> >>>
> >>
> >> The bockled stuff (Chimay) is ferpically hole sum.
> >>
> >
> > Aha! Somebode who spikka da sheddese! In deference
> > to him being linguistically challenged I shall now switch to
> > mode: L O U D & S L O W
> >
> > W O T C H E R , G U V , W O T ' L L I T B E ?
>
> POINT OF BLACK DOG, LANDLORD, IYWBSK.

Coming right up, yer honour. Beware, that has a reputation
for inducing the eponymous black dog in those who drink it.

[RustyHinge]

On 13/09/2022 12:13, Sn!pe wrote:
> RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 12/09/2022 20:55, Sn!pe wrote:
>>> RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 12/09/2022 19:02, Sn!pe wrote:
>>>>> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Time for one.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff.
>>>>>> 16.9 fl oz == 500 ml (it says here).
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> There's an ugly rumour that that stuff leads to brian damage.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The bockled stuff (Chimay) is ferpically hole sum.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Aha! Somebode who spikka da sheddese! In deference
>>> to him being linguistically challenged I shall now switch to
>>> mode: L O U D & S L O W
>>>
>>> W O T C H E R , G U V , W O T ' L L I T B E ?
>>
>> POINT OF BLACK DOG, LANDLORD, IYWBSK.
>
> Coming right up, yer honour. Beware, that has a reputation
> for inducing the eponymous black dog in those who drink it.

Pint of Ee-or?

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

On Tue, 13 Sep 2022 09:23:14 +0100

RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:

> On 12/09/2022 20:55, Sn!pe wrote:
> > RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> On 12/09/2022 19:02, Sn!pe wrote:
> >>> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Time for one.
> >>>>
> >>>> Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff.
> >>>> 16.9 fl oz == 500 ml (it says here).
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> There's an ugly rumour that that stuff leads to brian damage.
> >>>
> >>
> >> The bockled stuff (Chimay) is ferpically hole sum.
> >>
> >
> > Aha! Somebode who spikka da sheddese! In deference
> > to him being linguistically challenged I shall now switch to
> > mode: L O U D & S L O W
> >
> > W O T C H E R , G U V , W O T ' L L I T B E ?
>
> POINT OF BLACK DOG, LANDLORD, IYWBSK.
>

WHO SAID BRIAN BLESSED WAS ALOUD BACK IN?

Now drinking: Guiinnness's West Indies Porter

Is this Pubbe partaking in the royal handover?
Oops, I must've missed it. I'll be lying low for the next fortnight, as my
black t-shirts aren't suitable for solum moments.

[RustyHinge]

OK for the fooneral thobut.

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

On Tue, 13 Sep 2022 17:01:57 +0100

RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:

> On 13/09/2022 16:39, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
> > On Tue, 13 Sep 2022 09:23:14 +0100
> > RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> On 12/09/2022 20:55, Sn!pe wrote:
> >>> RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 12/09/2022 19:02, Sn!pe wrote:
> >>>>> Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Time for one.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Today I've cracked a can (I know) of Monasterie Belgian stuff.
> >>>>>> 16.9 fl oz == 500 ml (it says here).
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> There's an ugly rumour that that stuff leads to brian damage.
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> The bockled stuff (Chimay) is ferpically hole sum.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> Aha! Somebode who spikka da sheddese! In deference
> >>> to him being linguistically challenged I shall now switch to
> >>> mode: L O U D & S L O W
> >>>
> >>> W O T C H E R , G U V , W O T ' L L I T B E ?
> >>
> >> POINT OF BLACK DOG, LANDLORD, IYWBSK.
> >>
> > WHO SAID BRIAN BLESSED WAS ALOUD BACK IN?
> >
> > Now drinking: Guiinnness's West Indies Porter
> >
> > Is this Pubbe partaking in the royal handover?
> > Oops, I must've missed it. I'll be lying low for the next fortnight, as my
> > black t-shirts aren't suitable for solum moments.
>
> OK for the fooneral thobut.

Not sure they'd be too happy with some of the slogans.
I'll bet the factories are churning out coronation mugs like billy-o;
It's been a while.

>
> --
> Rusty Hinge
> To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer and the BOFH.

[Sn!pe]

Served in a hunny pot with a burst balloon adornment?*
Give us a moment and our serving wench will fetch one
for you, assuming that Hazey does turn up for her shift.

That's the trouble with zero hours contracts, you never
know whether key staff will turn up or not.

* far superior to a bijou paper parasol wot IMO is a
bit tarty, IYKWIM.

[Sn!pe]

In a spirit of putting public service before an opportunity
to spend all day in front of the haunted fishtank watching the
grate and the good fanny about in their gold braided uniforms
with chests adorned with gongs, the Sn!pe's End Inn will be
keeping the (back) door unlocked. Use the sekrit knock.

[Sn!pe]

Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> > > Is this Pubbe partaking in the royal handover?
> > > Oops, I must've missed it. I'll be lying low for the next fortnight,
> > > as my black t-shirts aren't suitable for solum moments.
> >
> > OK for the fooneral thobut.
> >
>
> Not sure they'd be too happy with some of the slogans.
> I'll bet the factories are churning out coronation mugs like billy-o;
> It's been a while.
>

I reckon they've had them stockpiled for at least a couple of years.
Just In Time supply lines are deprecated in these fine latter days;
you can't get the chips for the mugs, don'tcher kno.

[Sn!pe]

See my adjacent poast. Only the A List know the sekrit knock.

[RustyHinge]

Troo. Cooking oil prices up, availability down; potato prices up,
quality and availability down.

They'll be importing them soon. From China? Finest Ming>?

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

Bloodnok, is that you? Beer Day today. (actually it's a white t-shirt, I
may have misled the jury, oops)

[Sn!pe]

RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:

> On 14/09/2022 01:29, Sn!pe wrote:
> > Kerr-Mudd, John <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

[...]

> >> I'll bet the factories are churning out coronation mugs
> >> like billy-o; It's been a while.
> >>
> >
> > I reckon they've had them stockpiled for at least a couple of years.
> > Just In Time supply lines are deprecated in these fine latter days;
> > you can't get the chips for the mugs, don'tcher kno.
> >
>
> Troo. Cooking oil prices up, availability down; potato prices up,
> quality and availability down.
>
> They'll be importing them soon. From China? Finest Ming>?
>

Finest Ming 'taters? Whatever, I could take some of the
potato peelings as feedstock for our still in the outhouse.

[RustyHinge]

Eh? Wassat? You're still in the outhouse? Wocherdunto-er?

[Sn!pe]

Old Thunderguts needs constant fettling, don'tcher kno.
It's vitally important not to let a state of overpressure get
out of hand.