Kick-Ass Storyline

[Alan]

Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a typical teenage boy, wonders why no
one has ever decided to become a real-life superhero like the heroes
in the comic books. His friends at a comic book store told him that if
anyone did become a superhero, they would get their ass kicked.
Lizewski fails at his first attempt to fight crime, he is beaten,
stabbed, and hit by a car. He convinces paramedics to say nothing of
his costume and pretends he was brought in naked. In hospital for
several weeks he is left with metal holding his bones together which
he says looks like Wolverine. He has also suffered nerve damage which
gives him an above average ability to take a beating. When he returns
to school his longtime crush, Katie Deauxma, seems more interested in
him. His friends explain she thinks he is gay and wants to take care
of him. Lizewski goes along with this in an effort to spend time with
her. Lizewski remains undeterred by his earlier setback, and ends up
intervening in a gang fight outside a diner. Dressed in costume and
using two modified night-sticks, he fights off three men. As the fight
ends, a man who has been recording the event on his phone, asks Dave
who he is, and he replies: "I'm Kick-Ass". The video is posted on the
internet and soon becomes an internet phenomenon, making Kick-Ass a
star overnight.

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