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[Christopher MacGown]

Dear Customer,

Enclosed you will find the manual for your newly purchased Acme Eschaton Immanentizer 2000. If you purchased the Acme Eschaton Immanentizer 2000 by mistake or have received an Acme Eschaton Immanentizer unexpectedly and do not wish to immanentize the eschaton, do not press the red button labeled "END". Future rules must include an instructuction for using one's Acme Eschaton Immanentizer 2000 as well as a restriction upon future rules.

We truly appreciate your business! Your continued support makes it possible for future end-times to be immanentized.

Cordially,

Acme, Inc. The World's Finest purveyor of Accident, Plague Outbreak, Catastrophe, Annihilation, Loss, Yahrzeit, Peril, Savagery, and Earth-Shattering.

[John Evans]

Wow, it's been literal decades since I've heard about eschatons being immanentized. Quite a pull, as the kids today say.

--John