Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a babyin One month.Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even ifno man and woman are available.Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child isdelivered, they’ll just document 9 months.Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.HR Manager is a person who thinks that… a Donkey can deliver a HumanBaby – if given 9 Months !!!
