Programming Songs

[Subhash]

Two Recursive functions calling each other 
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein 
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein 
pehle tum, pehle tum 

The debugger 
Jab koi baat bigad jaye 
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye 
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz 

Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client) 
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua 

And then to the clien
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho 

Load Balancing 
Saathi haath badhana 
ek akela thak jayega 
mil kar bojh uthana 

Modem - talk on a busy connection 
suno - kaho, 
kaha - suna, 
kuch huwa kya? 
Abhee to nahin... 
kuch bi nahin 

Windows getting open sourced 
Parde mein rahne do 
parda na uthao 
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayega 
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba 

Local variable 
Jeena Yahan Marna Yahan , 
Iske siva Jana kaahan. 

Global variable 
Musafir hoon yaaron, 
na ghar hai na thikana 

Null pointers 
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya .. 

Dangling pointers 
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin. 

GOTO 
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh 
Kahan shuru kahan khatam 
Ye manzilen hain kaun si 
Na woh samajh sake na hum 

Hidden or Private scope Variable/value 
Jaanejan .. dhoondta phir raha, 
Hoon tujhe raat din, 
main yahan se wahan

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Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts.

Thanks & Regards
Subhash
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