Budget 2012 - Just 4 Laughs
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oruko mark
Jun 15, 2012, 2:36:48 AM6/15/12
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Creative Kenyans!....
#BudgetYaMasufferer
collumn!:-
1.
Chips funga ikue ikikam na tomatoe sauce
Chips funga ikue ikikam na tomatoe sauce
2.
Ile light inakuanga at the end of the tunnel izimwe ku save energy
Ile light inakuanga at the end of the tunnel izimwe ku save energy
3.
Johnny walker afike mahali anaenda atupunguzie bei
Johnny walker afike mahali anaenda atupunguzie bei
4.
Bei ya doughnut ibaki vilevile lakini wapunguze size ya shimo
Bei ya doughnut ibaki vilevile lakini wapunguze size ya shimo
5.
... Paying attention should be zero rated.
... Paying attention should be zero rated.
6.
Road to success' ifanywe superhighway ndio wa2 wafike haraka
Road to success' ifanywe superhighway ndio wa2 wafike haraka
7.
Watu wa Rongai wapewe chai na mandazi kwa mat wakitoka tao...
Watu wa Rongai wapewe chai na mandazi kwa mat wakitoka tao...
8.
Gava ifanye roadi ya kufika SA mteremko tuskume Zack afike faster faster.
Gava ifanye roadi ya kufika SA mteremko tuskume Zack afike faster faster.
9.
Serikali ipunguze siku za mwizi kutoka arobaini mpaka kumi
Serikali ipunguze siku za mwizi kutoka arobaini mpaka kumi
10.
Entrance kuingia Camp Mulla inafaa kuwa sare
Entrance kuingia Camp Mulla inafaa kuwa sare
11.
Ngombe zote zikule tea bags ilizikikamuliwa ni chai straight
Ngombe zote zikule tea bags ilizikikamuliwa ni chai straight
12.
The phrase 'Tunaomba Serikali' iongezwe kwa national anthem
The phrase 'Tunaomba Serikali' iongezwe kwa national anthem
13.
Safaricom wapunguzie wakale roaming rates, wao hukimbia.
Safaricom wapunguzie wakale roaming rates, wao hukimbia.
14.
K-street ladies wa charge half price ya kuingiza kichwa peke yake
K-street ladies wa charge half price ya kuingiza kichwa peke yake
15.
Miguna Miguna anyang'anywe jina moja wapatie wenyewe hawana majina kama Nameless
Miguna Miguna anyang'anywe jina moja wapatie wenyewe hawana majina kama Nameless
16.
Wasee wa vitz wanadai gava introduce petrol ya sachets
Wasee wa vitz wanadai gava introduce petrol ya sachets
17.
Font ya gazeti increases to font 72 ili tusome tukiwa watatu kwa citi hoppa'
Font ya gazeti increases to font 72 ili tusome tukiwa watatu kwa citi hoppa'
18.
Bei ya vikombe ipunguzwe ili Arsenali angalau waown zao.
Bei ya vikombe ipunguzwe ili Arsenali angalau waown zao.
19.
Logo ya apple iumwe tena bei ipungue!
Logo ya apple iumwe tena bei ipungue!
20.
Unga ya Jogoo bana ikue na Flavour ya
Kuku.Ata ukikula na sukuma si mbaya sana.
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