The ROYAL CANADIAN KILTED YAKSMEN Anthem
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DoubleTee
May 31, 2008, 6:29:35 PM5/31/08
to Fort Kanuckistan 2008
Our country reeks of trees,
Our yaks are really large,
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses.
And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best.
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts.
And the buzzards, they soar overhead,
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole,
Our bones will bleach in the sun.
And we will probably go to heck,
And that is our great reward,
For being The-uh Ro-yal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
Our yaks are really large,
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses.
And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best.
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts.
And the buzzards, they soar overhead,
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole,
Our bones will bleach in the sun.
And we will probably go to heck,
And that is our great reward,
For being The-uh Ro-yal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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