It is about politics in Singapore: realities in laughters that shed tears of sadness!
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Taken from http://talkingcock.com
It is about politics in Singapore: realities in laughters that shed
tears of sadness! But edited for your understanding.
Barry goes white-hot with rage over drugs in his fictitious and
completely imaginary??? diary.
13 October 2004 (Wednesday)Another boring day in the my (PM)office. I
am taking it easy until I have called elections and have been given a
strong mandate. But it is hard work doing nothing all day but watch and
wait for the clock to strike 5pm.And it is even harder when there are
no excuses for shouting vulgarities. A nauseous feeling came over me
for a second or two.
Damn, I actually felt guilty about being paid so much($2 million a
year) for doing so little. I need to get out of this guilt trap; maybe
the white powder in my drawer would help. It has always done wonders in
chasing away boredom and guilt.At 5 pm sharp, just as I was about to
dash out of the office, the phone rang. It was the Mini-star of Home
Affairs Karaoke Wong. The Central Narcotics Bureau has arrested a group
suspected of trafficking or consuming cocaine and other drugs. There
are Fallen Talents, a White Horse and high society among them. How to
handle this?I snorted. Damn, it is another nasal issue.
First it was pee sai, now cocaine sniffing. This smells fishy. I pulled
out the Ministry of Law's FT IS BEST ("Foreign Talent Is Staying
Because Entitled Special Treatment") guidelines and read the relevant
sections to Karaoke Wong.
1. If person is an FT(FT are foreigners working in Singapore for
companies owned by most ruling very rich politicians) and has an
ambassador to fight for him/her, drop all charges. Possible excuses:
mistaken identity, white powder is anthrax, it is a terrorist plot.
2. If person is an FT and does not have an ambassador, reduce the
charges. Possible excuses: first-time offender, FT was framed, powder
in 100% pure form is below 30g.
3. If person is an FT and is now a PR, amend the charge from
trafficking to possession. Pin the trafficking charge onto a peasant
scapegoat. Exception to the rule: if person is from Taiwan, cut off his
lum par. An eye for an eye, a pee sai for a pee sai, a lum par for a
lum par...
4. If person is local and is a White Horse, hush it up and find a way
to save face for all. Possible reasons: cite mitigating factors like
the person was voted Most Promising Young Man, Most Eligible Bachelor,
cite prominent parents' contribution to society.
5. If person is local and is a Black Sheep: he sullies the good name of
my kingdom. Hang the bastard(Singaporean especially Chinese to show the
other races the government is fair that Chinese would be dealt with
more seriouly than other races).
Told Karaoke Wong I got to run along. Got to attend a cocktail hosted
by Peasantland Tatler. There I will get to meet socialites and the
crème de la crème of society. There will be glamour magazine editors,
celebrity chefs, eligible bachelors, most promising young men, children
of prominent citizens, profanity-spouting DJs. Heck, I was told even
celebrity media presenters will be present.
Dragon Li Junior