Description
This group is dedicated exclusively to the observation, appreciation, and comparative analysis of paint drying. But only on Tuesdays, never on any other day, and never on paint that has already dried. Members are expected to log their weekly observations using the official “Dryness Scale,” which ranges from Slightly Moist to Philosophically Dry.
If you are genuinely interested in joining this group, you may need to reconsider several life choices.