For Samuel Huang

[Irfan Hasan]

Samuel, your power point is to vague. Like when you say "buying energy
appliances to save water", how much water? Give specific statics
about your topics.

[Samuel H.]

I know its late but seriously, do you think that a 3rd grader cares about statistics?

 

"The energy star refrigerator saves 1.2584 million tons of water annualy, compared to normal refrigerators which use 2.741millions pounds more water."

 

I'd even get bored.

[Adithya Ganesh]

What he said.

Here is an example:

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(Reuben pats his head)

Reuben: Yeah, according to my calculations it is 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999x9^1000000 miles squared in area.  Anyway, the energy star refrig-

3rd grader cuts him off: Do you comb your hair?

Reuben: Of course not! Who does?  So to save water, get low flow toi-

Same 3rd grader cuts him off: I happen to have a bottle of shampoo in my backpack, let me go get it.

*3rd grader gets up*

Reuben: What's shampoo?

*3rd grader comes back and pours the whole bottle on Reuben's head.*

Reuben: That's not enough, get me more.

*3rd grader gets up to go to his stash of shampoo again.*

While Reuben's hair is dripping, Reuben says: As I was saying, install low flow toilets to save water.

TO BE CONTINUED.

(maybe.)