Dirt Church Sunday at 9am

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Doug Metzger

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Sep 12, 2025, 7:13:00 AM (8 days ago) Sep 12

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Subject: A Dirt Church Decree: Sunday's Service is Mandatory

Hear ye, hear ye!

A divine message has descended from the trail gods: the dirt at Waggoner's Run is so smooth and fast, it's practically holy. The roots have seen the light, the rocks have repented, and the flow is eternal.

Therefore, your attendance at this Sunday's service is required. This is the kind of ride you'll use as an excuse to buy new tires next year, trying to recapture the magic.

The Holy Details:

The Sanctuary: Waggoner's Run Trailhead
The Scripture: The Book of Flow, Chapter 9 (AM)
The Offering: Your sweat and the calories you were saving for later.
A Divine Warning: The squirrels have scattered their holy relics (aka walnuts) across the path. Keep thy eyes open, lest ye be smote by a sketchy front tire.
Service Begins: This Sunday, September 14th, at 9:00 AM sharp.

Lateness will be judged by the roost of those who started on time. Come ready to praise the send and worship the hero dirt.