SpeedTrap S'mores

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Doug Metzger

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Jul 16, 2026, 8:27:19 PM (yesterday) Jul 16

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have confirmed that the optimal recovery food after a SpeedTrap ride is... melted chocolate, toasted marshmallows, and questionable decision-making.

Join us Tuesday for the SpeedTrap Ride, then gather around the fire starting at 7:30 PM.

🔥 Flatlanders will provide the s'mores fixings.

🍦 The ice cream shop is literally next door, because someone looked at a s'more and thought, "You know what this needs? Ice cream." We support that kind of innovation.

🏆 Awards may include:

🥇 Golden Marshmallow (perfect roast)

🥈 Flaming Marshmallow (oops...)

🥉 Charcoal Briquette (we've all been there)

No RSVP needed. Just show up, ride bikes, roast marshmallows, tell wildly exaggerated stories about your sprint, and pretend the calories don't count because they were consumed around a campfire.