🚴‍♂️ Dan & Doug’s Excellent Adventure: CX Edition @ Hoag Ranch 🚴‍♀️

[Doug Metzger]

Thursday Night – Arrive anytime after 5:30 PM
📍 Hoag Ranch – 7621 Yawberg Rd, Whitehouse, OH 43571

It’s that time again—time to get weird on two wheels.
Join us at the legendary Hoag Ranch for a CX adventure featuring:

• Questionable line choices 🌀

• Totally legitimate “practice laps” 🍺

• A new training discipline we’re calling Beer Ups (think push-ups, but happier)

Whether you’re tuning up for the upcoming season or just there for the “hydration,” this ride promises laughter, heckling, and world-class excuses.

Lights optional. Helmets mandatory. Excuses not accepted.

Be excellent to each other. And to your liver. 🍻

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