BREAKING NEWS: Bill McCollum Announces Theme Song
Eric Jotkoff
Given Attorney General Bill McCollum's light work schedule (As the Palm Beach Post reported Florida attorney general's schedule shows part-time workload), we thought he might appreciate a little music to get started this Monday morning…
“10-to-2” (Sung to the Tune of Dolly Parton’s 9-5)
Tumble outta bed
And stumble to the kitchen
Pour
myself a cup of ambition
Yawnin’, stretchin’, try to come to life
Jump in the shower
And the
blood starts pumpin’
Out on the streets
The rush hour’s endin’
For folks like me on the job from 10 to 2
Chorus:
Workin’
10 to 2
What a way to make a livin’
Barely gettin’ through
All my AG’s opinions
It’s just such a grind
And all I’m lookin’ for is credit
It’s enough to drive me
Crazy if I
let it!
10 to 2,
So I had another notion
That, well, maybe I
Could just win a fair promotion
Want to move ahead
‘Cause the governor’s
office beckons
I swear THAT guy works even LESS, I reckon’!
Mmmmm...
That’s my dream
To move up
that ladder
It’s my fourteenth campaign
But what’s that matter?
I’ve got a dream that just won’t go away
On a political track
That just won’t end
Waitin' for the day
My ship’ll come in
And the tides gonna turn
An it's all gonna roll my way
2nd chorus:
Workin’
10 to 2
What a way to make a livin’
Barely
gettin’ through
All my AG’s opinions
It’s just such a grind
And all I’m lookin’ for is credit
It’s
enough to drive me
Crazy if I let it!
10 to 2,
might knock off at 1 if I can do
After givin’ out
A no-bid contract or two
It’s a politicians’ game
No matter what they call it
And I’ve spent my life
Campaignin’
‘cause I want it!
3rd chorus:
Workin 10
to 2
What a way to make a livin'
Runnin’
fourteen times
It’s all hand-shakin’
And fund-raisin’
Yeah I’ve lost two times
Okay, so there – I admit it
It’s enough to drive me
Crazy if I let it!
Fade:
10 to 2, might knock off at 1 if I can do
After givin’ out
A no-bid contract or two
It’s a politicians’ game
No matter what they call it
And I’ve spent my life
Campaignin’ ‘cause I want it!
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Eric Jotkoff
Communications Director
Florida Democratic Party
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