Is the Florida drought a bad dream?

[Victor Schneider, Ph. D.]

Say, I don't know about you guys, but it's been raining on my roof
regularly for the last week or so. Are you sure you really have a
drought going on?

Is it just possible that what I say acts on you like hypnotic suggestions
with variable-time delays? Or that my sacred situation is a relay point
to the Powers who can do such things? Gee, I must be in trouble, because
I also told you to destroy yourselves as a total back in 1990 or 1991.
You ought to have figured this angle out for yourselves by now, but you
don't seem to be acting on it.

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