Pretty exciting isn't it?
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"One way for us to be be seen as the ugly American is to go around the world
saying we do it this way so should you"
- Gov George W Bush
John W.
What are you talking about? I've already sent her $52,700 to pay for the
Wealth Transfer Fees for when she sends it to me in Canada.
- awh
In article <bjohg...@drn.newsguy.com>, Brett Robson <jet...@deja.com>
wrote:
>
>I just you'd all like to know I'm corresponding with a lady with view to
>marriage. Her name is Susan and she is the only child of the late General
> Kamara
>who was in charge of the diamond mines in Sierra Leone, she now lives in Ghana.
>She has 45 millio US dollars that I'm going to help her bring out of the
>country. She has expressed an interest in living in Japan, but we'll probably
> go
>to Australia.
>
I can arrange a nice accomodation package for you on the gold coast for a very
reasonable fee ;-)
>Pretty exciting isn't it?
have to change my undies again
See Ya
(when bandwidth gets better ;-)
Chris Eastwood
we tend to blame others for our problems
I think this is something we inherit from our parents
please remove undies for reply
I hate to burst your bubble but:
The old General/Colonel/Minister of Finance/Director of Military
Intelligence/Cocoa Mechant seems to have been a bit of a ladies man,
with 6 pages-worth of only sons and daughters...
Ken
How come my spammers are all man?!?
Yea, and recently many Nigerian crooks have relocated to South Africa. Got 2
messages today. There are over 26 million $$$ to grab since the owner and
his entire family died in the Lockerbe <sp?> crash!
Where are the good old times when one or two letters with nice African
stamps arrived every month? Handwritten letters where young girls ask for a
mere 300 dollars to learn sewing in order to support their grandparents
(parents already died of Aids). Every other line there was a holy word like
"God" or "Lord"...
The letters looked really convincing, until I compared the handwritings.
This crook has written all the letters himself/herself (with different
content).
Now I reply to every sender and attach a message that all data
(tel/fax/email) has been reported to the relevant embassy and to the local
chapter of Interpol. I know that it is useless, but some freshmen among the
crooks might give the threats a longer thought.
Sigi
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I usually supply a fictious name and phone number - they actually phone to
Australia or anywhere else. This time I might give them the Melbourne gaol
number and the name "Ned Kelly", Australia's most notorious criminal who was
hung in Melbourne gaol 100 or so a go. Last time it was Carl Gustav at Army Land
HQ, (Carl Gustav is an anti tank rocket). I've also been a Sergarent in the
South Australian Police.
I can only recommend ONLINE ARREST!:-)
>
>I just you'd all like to know I'm corresponding with a lady with view to
>marriage. Her name is Susan and she is the only child of the late General Kamara
>who was in charge of the diamond mines in Sierra Leone, she now lives in Ghana.
>She has 45 millio US dollars that I'm going to help her bring out of the
>country. She has expressed an interest in living in Japan, but we'll probably go
>to Australia.
>
>Pretty exciting isn't it?
Did you know that with a little help from modern
science, she can increase the size of her vagina
by 50% too?
Think she's never dreamed of having a huge,
cavernous vagina? You know she wants to impress
her newlywed husband with an amazing amount of
storage space!
The giant valley she's always wished for can be
hers through a revolutionary new medical
breakthrough.
Conagra is an all new, all natural herbal
treatment guaranteed to increase her vagina width
and depth. Expand her womanhood by up to 50% in
just three weeks! No pumps - No surgery - No
exercises!
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ability or size again. Order Conagra today!
Next you'll sell him a penis enlarger right? You're one hell of a marketer
you know...
Speaking of the penis:
> A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
> The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and
> that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed
> there.
> She then asked if she could help him.
> The man said that it was something that he would be much more
> comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
> The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
> professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be
confident
> that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
> The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to
> discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems
and
> severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
> The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
> When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
> absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and
> $3000 a month living expenses."
We might not be hearing from Bryan for a while. I fixed his interweb connection
real good like.
<maniacal laugh>
>On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 18:12:38 +0900, Bryan Parker ...
>>
>>
>>If sheep had the ability to speak we'd know how
>>bad he needs one.
>>
>
>
>We might not be hearing from Bryan for a while. I fixed his interweb connection
>real good like.
>
Everybody in Kanagawa will be reading about your
"fix" in their local papers soon enough.
Props are due for the thought and energy that you
put into it by shutting down an entire
prefecture's worth of B-Flet's subscribers and
making it look like an NTT fuck up at the same
time. The only time I ever felt more honored was
when one of my not-quite-usenet posts provoked
death threats.
Remember the time I shut down the Chuo-sen by faking a suicide, just to make you
late for your international flight?
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"I went to Japan once, and was very dissapointed in what I saw."
quote from Japan Today forums.