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Eric Takabayashi

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Oct 14, 2003, 1:02:48 PM10/14/03
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These days, my Yahoo! Japan mailbox is almost always
near or over the 25.0 MB limit, mostly thanks to
Microsoft Security patches and offers to enlarge my
penis with subject lines such as "surprise her" or
"will she gag?".

Today, I found "Etakajp, now you can squirt it like a
firehose!"

Now why would anyone want that? Companies would
probably get more attention and success if they offered
men a product which claimed for example, to *eliminate*
risk of getting some woman pregnant.

Michael Cash

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Oct 14, 2003, 2:16:02 PM10/14/03
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On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 02:02:48 +0900, Eric Takabayashi
<eta...@yahoo.co.jp> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:

Don't worry. Squirt like a firehose and you'll rupture her innards so
bad that pregnancy will be the last thing on her mind.


Drew Hamilton

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Oct 14, 2003, 4:13:46 PM10/14/03
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Eric Takabayashi <eta...@yahoo.co.jp> wrote:
>Today, I found "Etakajp, now you can squirt it like a
>firehose!"

As an aside, what spammers thought that it would be a good idea to
include the username in the subject line? Do they think that would
fool me? Most of my friends don't tend to use my name in the subject
line of emails. And even if by chance someone did, they wouldn't call
me "Awh" the way that the spammers do...

- awh

Jim

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Oct 14, 2003, 4:23:51 PM10/14/03
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The guy in this video shows what can be accomplished.

http://sublimedirectory.com/stimes/09-16-2002/fu.mpg

NOTE: RESULTS ARE NOT TYPICAL!

-Jim

Michael Cash

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Oct 15, 2003, 11:52:13 AM10/15/03
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On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 16:13:46 -0400, Drew Hamilton <a...@awh.org>

belched the alphabet and kept on going with:

>Eric Takabayashi <eta...@yahoo.co.jp> wrote:


I think I have received the ultimate fukked-up spam. Check out the
headers on this one:


Return-Path: <y.hid...@genie.com>
Delivered-To: mike...@sunfield.ne.jp
Received: (qmail 28791 invoked from network); 14 Oct 2003 23:10:49
+0900
Received: from 200-207-114-27.zeronet.psi.br (HELO slfshfk)
(200.207.114.27)
by s-field2.sunfield.ne.jp with SMTP; 14 Oct 2003 23:10:49 +0900
To: <[TO_EMAIL]>
From: "Bev" <y.hid...@genie.com>
Subject: [SUBJECT][RANDOM_SPACE|20] [RANDOM_SMALL_LETTER|10]
X-Priority: 3
Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1
Reply-To: "[FROM_NAME]" <[FROM_EMAIL]>
X-Mailer: [RANDOM_BIG_LETTER|1][RANDOM_SMALL_LETTER|10] (ver.
[RANDOM_DIGIT|2].[RANDOM_DIGIT|3])
Message-ID: <[RANDOM_MIXED|5].[RANDOM_MIXED|7]@[RANDOM_MIXED|15]>
Received: from [[RANDOM_IP]] by [RANDOM_MIXED|8][CHR|13][CHR|10]
id [RANDOM_MIXED|5]-[RANDOM_MIXED|4] for <[FROM_EMAIL]>
Date: [DAY_WEEK], [DAY_MONTH] [MONTH] [YEAR] [TIME] [TIME_ZONE]
References: [RANDOM_DIGIT|6]$[RANDOM_DIGIT|7]@[RANDOM_MIXED|8]
X-RECEIVED-IP: [[RANDOM_IP]]
X-Originating-IP: [[RANDOM_IP]]
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
Precedence: bulk
X-AntiAbuse: This header was added to track abuse, please include it
with any abuse report
X-AntiAbuse: Primary Hostname - [RANDOM_IP]
X-AntiAbuse: Originator/Caller UID/GID - [[RANDOM_DIGIT|1]
[RANDOM_DIGIT|1]] / [[RANDOM_DIGIT|1] [RANDOM_DIGIT|1]]
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.2)
Gecko/[RANDOM_DIGIT|4].[RANDOM_DIGIT|2]
X-Originating-Host: [[RANDOM_IP]]; [DAY_WEEK], [DAY_MONTH] [MONTH]
[YEAR] [TIME] [TIME_ZONE]
X-Owner: [RANDOM_MIXED|10]
X-Scanner: : exiscan for exim4 (http://duncanthrax.net/exiscan/)
*[RANDOM_MIXED|25]*


The guy might want to learn how to set up his bulk mailing software
*before* he sends shit with it. What a dope.


Bryce

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Oct 15, 2003, 12:11:18 PM10/15/03
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"Michael Cash" <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:17rqovk65jo21u8as...@4ax.com...

Lot's of RANDOM in there.


>


Bryce

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Oct 15, 2003, 3:28:47 PM10/15/03
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Couldn't you just filter anything with MS, microsoft or patch into your
deleted items? Then you wouldn't see them or have a change to open them.
They shouldn't be opening anyways if you don't click on them. No?

"PublicEnema" <nichol...@onetel.net> wrote in message
news:3f8d...@212.67.96.135...
> Briefly talking of those dodgy Microsoft Security fixes. Could someone
> please advise me how I can stop them? I have zone alarm pro firewall and
the
> latest Norton Antivirus with definitions and the bastards still keep
getting
> into my mail and infecting my machine with the W32.SwenA virus. Its not a
> bad virus but opens up Media player everytime I open a mail.
>
> Apologies if this isnt in the ilk of the normal topics but from my
> understand some of you guys know your onions when it comes to IT Security.
>
> thanks in advance
> "Bryce" <fuk...@takethisout.hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:nlejb.182$aj1....@news.uswest.net...

Marc

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Oct 15, 2003, 9:11:55 PM10/15/03
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"Drew Hamilton" <a...@awh.org> wrote in message
news:q02u51-...@urd.awh.org...

Awh, my understanding is that this is one way a spammer can randomize the
subject line, by adding the sent to name onto the string. Also why all the
random characters in spam subjects, supposed to defeat simple filters
looking for identifying subject lines.


Marc

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Oct 15, 2003, 9:14:54 PM10/15/03
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"Jim" <etern...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3F8C5B57...@hotmail.com...

>
> The guy in this video shows what can be accomplished.
>
> http://sublimedirectory.com/stimes/09-16-2002/fu.mpg
>
> NOTE: RESULTS ARE NOT TYPICAL!
>
> -Jim
>

that's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Also shows that Mike is
wrong, the woman doesn't blow up.


Brett Robson

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Oct 15, 2003, 9:52:08 PM10/15/03
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On Thu, 16 Oct 2003 01:11:55 GMT, Marc ...


My ISP has user definable filters. One that I have set up is my username in the
subject line will delete the mail. The random meaningless characters beat
filters, but make it easy to visually identify the spam. (But we have better
ways of stopping spam)

.

----
"I went to Japan once, and was very dissapointed in what I saw."
quote from Japan Today forums.

Marc

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Oct 16, 2003, 10:50:24 PM10/16/03
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"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
news:bmktk...@drn.newsguy.com...

my spam filter, guaranteed 99% effective or your money back:

1) the email originates from an open proxy
2) it contains a URL from a site hosted in China or Brazil
3) the URL contains the character @ or %
4) the message contains the phrase "really works"

Any two of the four tags the message as spam.


Brett Robson

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Oct 17, 2003, 12:07:16 AM10/17/03
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On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 02:50:24 GMT, Marc ...

>
>
>my spam filter, guaranteed 99% effective or your money back:
>
>1) the email originates from an open proxy
>2) it contains a URL from a site hosted in China or Brazil

That's not easy to do programmatically.


>3) the URL contains the character @ or %
>4) the message contains the phrase "really works"
>
>Any two of the four tags the message as spam.
>
>

Marc

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Oct 17, 2003, 10:36:33 AM10/17/03
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"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
news:bmnpt...@drn.newsguy.com...

> On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 02:50:24 GMT, Marc ...
> >
> >
> >my spam filter, guaranteed 99% effective or your money back:
> >
> >1) the email originates from an open proxy
> >2) it contains a URL from a site hosted in China or Brazil
>
> That's not easy to do programmatically.

I'm not a programmer, but reverse DNS lookup? IP ranges for China & Brazil
are defined. Same for open proxy, there are numerous open proxy lists based
on originating IP addresses.


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