U G L Why?
Michael Cash
These last few days I've noticed several young women wearing calf-high
sheer black stockings. They (naturally) have a solid band of black
around the top where the elastic is. If they were white, they would
bear a very strong resemblance to the support stockings favored by the
geriatric set. These things are so fuggin' ugly that not even 90 year
old Pentecostal great-grannies in the deepest recesses of Appalachia
would be seen dead in them. You Gee Ell Why, they ain't got no alibi,
they're UGLY.
I first noticed them on a woman riding a bicycle. I first thought she
was in her late 20s. Then I noticed her butt-ugly stockings and
figured that no woman under 60 would wear them, even under threat of
physical violence. So I figured she must be a very well-preserved
grandmother. But when she got closer I determined that she most likely
was actually in her late 20s. I have since noticed them on several
other women, all of whom I would guess to be in their 20s. And they
looked just as goddamned ugly on every last one of them.
--
Michael Cash
"There was a time, Mr. Cash, when I believed you must be the most useless
thing in the world. But that was before I read a Microsoft help file."
Prof. Ernest T. Bass
Mount Pilot College
mr.sumo snr.
news:3q3thv812a8rkrf0j...@4ax.com...
> Another in a series of fashion updates.
>
> These last few days I've noticed several young women wearing calf-high
> sheer black stockings. They (naturally) have a solid band of black
> around the top where the elastic is. If they were white, they would
> bear a very strong resemblance to the support stockings favored by the
> geriatric set. These things are so fuggin' ugly that not even 90 year
> old Pentecostal great-grannies in the deepest recesses of Appalachia
> would be seen dead in them. You Gee Ell Why, they ain't got no alibi,
> they're UGLY.
>
> I first noticed them on a woman riding a bicycle. I first thought she
> was in her late 20s. Then I noticed her butt-ugly stockings and
> figured that no woman under 60 would wear them, even under threat of
> physical violence. So I figured she must be a very well-preserved
> grandmother. But when she got closer I determined that she most likely
> was actually in her late 20s. I have since noticed them on several
> other women, all of whom I would guess to be in their 20s. And they
> looked just as goddamned ugly on every last one of them.
>
I'll pose this question to my high school girls class on Friday night. I
used to be able to ask these sort of questions to my young nurses class -
but they got old. Thank God for the nursing students class at the local
tandai - how else is a teacher (read perv) suppose to 'lookie, lookie'.
BTW can anyone, anywhere report whether the goddamn, f'kin, though it keeps
the pigs in their smoking boxes, rainy season has finished in their neck of
this god-forsaken, third-world, who in their right-mind chooses to live
here, country. Ranted out...
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jonathan
Ryan Ginstrom
"mr.sumo snr." <mr_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> BTW can anyone, anywhere report whether the goddamn, f'kin, though it
keeps
> the pigs in their smoking boxes, rainy season has finished in their neck
of
> this god-forsaken, third-world, who in their right-mind chooses to live
> here, country. Ranted out...
Rainy season ended in Okinawa about 2 months ago. They should be rolling
into hurricane season nicely now, unfortunately I will have to miss most of
it.
--
Regards,
Ryan Ginstrom