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Duke of URL

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Jan 20, 2004, 9:54:06 AM1/20/04
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Jean F***ing Kerry Thinks Japanese Are Anti-American Terrorists
When speaking of Muslim fundamentalists, he calls them Wasabi Musims.
Oh by the way, he served in Vietnam.
He's right. Wasabi Islam is a particularly harsh form of Sushi Islam,
a religious movement that foments raw hatred. Combating this scourge
is crucial to winning the war on teriyaki.


Haluk Skywalker

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Jan 20, 2004, 11:40:44 AM1/20/04
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"Duke of URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet>, iletide şunu yazdı
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That clearly indicates both he and you don't know a shit about Islam.
Because there is only one form of Islam in the first place and it is
somewhere between bluecheese and nattou. As for Anti-Americanism, everyone
is anti-american these days.


Duke of URL

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Jan 20, 2004, 2:12:59 PM1/20/04
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In news:bujlm0$ifb0g$1...@ID-201738.news.uni-berlin.de,
Haluk Skywalker <yokoo...@spam.net> radiated into the
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> "Duke of URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet>, iletide ~unu yazd}
> news:100qg8k...@corp.supernews.com...

>> Jean F***ing Kerry Thinks Japanese Are Anti-American Terrorists
>> When speaking of Muslim fundamentalists, he calls them Wasabi

>> Muslims. Oh by the way, he served in Vietnam.


>> He's right. Wasabi Islam is a particularly harsh form of Sushi
>> Islam, a religious movement that foments raw hatred. Combating
>> this scourge is crucial to winning the war on teriyaki.
>
> That clearly indicates both he and you don't know a shit about
> Islam. Because there is only one form of Islam in the first place
> and it is somewhere between bluecheese and nattou. As for
> Anti-Americanism, everyone is anti-american these days.

You really are an ignorant, humorless, obnoxious sonuvabich, aren't
you?
Flluuusshhh...


Jason Cormier

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Jan 20, 2004, 6:17:41 PM1/20/04
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On 1/20/04 14:12, in article 100qve6...@corp.supernews.com, "Duke of
URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote:


>>> Jean F***ing Kerry Thinks Japanese Are Anti-American Terrorists
>>> When speaking of Muslim fundamentalists, he calls them Wasabi
>>> Muslims. Oh by the way, he served in Vietnam.
>>> He's right. Wasabi Islam is a particularly harsh form of Sushi
>>> Islam, a religious movement that foments raw hatred. Combating
>>> this scourge is crucial to winning the war on teriyaki.
>>
>> That clearly indicates both he and you don't know a shit about
>> Islam. Because there is only one form of Islam in the first place
>> and it is somewhere between bluecheese and nattou. As for
>> Anti-Americanism, everyone is anti-american these days.
>
> You really are an ignorant, humorless, obnoxious sonuvabich, aren't
> you?
> Flluuusshhh...

OMIGAWD, is this a Cindy-sized whoosh or the most incredible faked whoosh in
months?

Brett Robson

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Jan 20, 2004, 7:48:03 PM1/20/04
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I don't know, I'm so cynical these days I don't even know what I am cyncial
about.

.

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Mad Dan

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Jan 20, 2004, 8:23:10 PM1/20/04
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I thought Haluk *was* being humorous. Wasn't he?

Lone Haranguer

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Jan 20, 2004, 8:39:34 PM1/20/04
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Duke of URL wrote:

Snort!
LZ

Louise Bremner

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Jan 20, 2004, 9:24:14 PM1/20/04
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Jason Cormier <fj...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Dunno--too many new players have joined the game recently, I've lost
track.

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Raj Feridun

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Jan 20, 2004, 10:02:45 PM1/20/04
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 18:40:44 +0200, "Haluk Skywalker"
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>"Duke of URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet>, iletide ?unu yazd?

Let's not open that can of worms again.


Gerry

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Jan 20, 2004, 10:47:02 PM1/20/04
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In article <100qg8k...@corp.supernews.com>, Duke of URL wrote:

> Jean F***ing Kerry Thinks Japanese Are Anti-American Terrorists
> When speaking of Muslim fundamentalists, he calls them Wasabi Musims.

As a loyal Republican, I think you should cite your quote.

I was just telling somebody yesterday night that the incidental
assaults on Kerry and Edwards should now eclipse Dean. Funny how every
Republican wants to talk about anybody but Bush...

--
First they gerrymander us into one-party fiefs. Then they tell us they only
care about the swing districts. Then they complain about voter apathy.
-- Gail Collins

Declan Murphy

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Jan 20, 2004, 10:56:35 PM1/20/04
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Shirley you don't need to ask?

--
I am not who I think I am
I am not who you think I am
I am who I think you think I am

...or some such shite.

Gerry

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Jan 21, 2004, 10:32:35 AM1/21/04
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In article <8a2t001i6c1595fsc...@4ax.com>, J Jones
<jhsjo...@earthlink.net> wrote:

> >I was just telling somebody yesterday night that the incidental
> >assaults on Kerry and Edwards should now eclipse Dean. Funny how every
> >Republican wants to talk about anybody but Bush...
>

> it's called payback.

An interesting work, but unrelated. The don't talk about President
Rove and his policies at all. They only speak about Bush in personal
terms. I don't think most loyalists even know what the hell he's doing,
or has done. And why should they? He's a Republican, they're
Republicans, therefore anything he does is okay.

I'll be glad to hear them spin it when in retirement they have no 401k,
no social security and no health benefits. That damned Clinton!

Duke of URL

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Jan 21, 2004, 11:07:37 AM1/21/04
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Not when he/she/it says things like: "you don't know a shit about
Islam" & "everyone is anti-american these days."


Duke of URL

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Jan 21, 2004, 11:08:22 AM1/21/04
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Snorting it? Well, *I* wouldn't, but then you voluntarily eat pequins.


Duke of URL

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Gerry <222...@spam.really.sucks> radiated into the WorldWideWait:

> In article <100qg8k...@corp.supernews.com>, Duke of URL wrote:
>
>> Jean F***ing Kerry Thinks Japanese Are Anti-American Terrorists
>> When speaking of Muslim fundamentalists, he calls them Wasabi
>> Musims.
>
> As a loyal Republican, I think you should cite your quote.

Not positive - it wasn't the Onion. Might possibly have been the
SpoofTImes. I didn't recieve the original.

> I was just telling somebody yesterday night that the incidental
> assaults on Kerry and Edwards should now eclipse Dean. Funny how
> every Republican wants to talk about anybody but Bush...

That's because there's no doubt - President Bush will be the
Republican Nominee and then commence his second term
It's always more fun to pay attention to the clowns than to the
Ringmaster.


Duke of URL

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Jan 21, 2004, 11:12:42 AM1/21/04
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Gerry <222...@spam.really.sucks> radiated into the WorldWideWait:

> In article <8a2t001i6c1595fsc...@4ax.com>, J Jones


> <jhsjo...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>> I was just telling somebody yesterday night that the incidental
>>> assaults on Kerry and Edwards should now eclipse Dean. Funny how
>>> every Republican wants to talk about anybody but Bush...
>>
>> it's called payback.
>
> An interesting work, but unrelated. The don't talk about President
> Rove and his policies at all.

My goodness, you really don't pay any attention, do you? Karl Rove
isn't President and never will be. Just like Algore...


Jason Cormier

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Jan 21, 2004, 4:53:04 PM1/21/04
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On 1/21/04 11:12, in article 100t984...@corp.supernews.com, "Duke of
URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote:


>>>> I was just telling somebody yesterday night that the incidental
>>>> assaults on Kerry and Edwards should now eclipse Dean. Funny how
>>>> every Republican wants to talk about anybody but Bush...
>>>
>>> it's called payback.
>>
>> An interesting work, but unrelated. The don't talk about President
>> Rove and his policies at all.
>
> My goodness, you really don't pay any attention, do you? Karl Rove
> isn't President and never will be. Just like Algore...

Ok, this confirms that he was whooshed previously.

Raj Feridun

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Jan 21, 2004, 8:27:32 PM1/21/04
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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 10:11:37 -0600, "Duke of URL"
<macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote:

>> I was just telling somebody yesterday night that the incidental
>> assaults on Kerry and Edwards should now eclipse Dean. Funny how
>> every Republican wants to talk about anybody but Bush...

>That's because there's no doubt - President Bush will be the
>Republican Nominee and then commence his second term
>It's always more fun to pay attention to the clowns than to the
>Ringmaster.

Or in this case perhaps a more apt analogy would be that it is more
fun to pay attention to the clowns than to the incumbent clown. I hope
you're not right about the second term but it would be something to
put under his belt if he actually got elected this time around.


Duke of URL

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Jan 21, 2004, 9:18:26 PM1/21/04
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Pffthththbbtttt... <G>


Gerry

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Jan 21, 2004, 10:02:08 PM1/21/04
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In article <100t984...@corp.supernews.com>, Duke of URL wrote:

> >>> I was just telling somebody yesterday night that the incidental
> >>> assaults on Kerry and Edwards should now eclipse Dean. Funny how
> >>> every Republican wants to talk about anybody but Bush...
> >>
> >> it's called payback.
> >
> > An interesting work, but unrelated. The don't talk about President
> > Rove and his policies at all.
>
> My goodness, you really don't pay any attention, do you? Karl Rove
> isn't President and never will be. Just like Algore...

See there, in one swift second, off of the Rove/Bush presidency and
back to Al Gore. So very sad.

J M

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Jan 21, 2004, 11:48:27 PM1/21/04
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Who's the f*ck is Jean? John's wife?


Declan Murphy

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Jan 22, 2004, 2:23:49 AM1/22/04
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Ahh - you think the joke could have been delivered without the bookends?
I think not.

What you are really saying is that you either still don't realise that
he was being humorous, or conversely, that while you realise he was
being humorous you prefer to come across in text as an ignorant,
humorless, obnoxious sonuvabich?

Duke of URL

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Gerry <222...@spam.really.sucks> radiated into the WorldWideWait:
> In article <100t984...@corp.supernews.com>, Duke of URL wrote:
>
>>>>> I was just telling somebody yesterday night that the incidental
>>>>> assaults on Kerry and Edwards should now eclipse Dean. Funny
>>>>> how every Republican wants to talk about anybody but Bush...
>>>>
>>>> it's called payback.
>>>
>>> An interesting work, but unrelated. The don't talk about
>>> President Rove and his policies at all.
>>
>> My goodness, you really don't pay any attention, do you? Karl Rove
>> isn't President and never will be. Just like Algore...
>
> See there, in one swift second, off of the Rove/Bush presidency and
> back to Al Gore. So very sad.

LOL. Damn, but I wish we could get together over a few pints and a
steak dinner for an evening of "fighting"...


Duke of URL

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J M <getm...@here.com> radiated into the WorldWideWait:

> Who's the f*ck is Jean? John's wife?

Didn't you know he's Fr*nch?


Duke of URL

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Although he *tried* (with the cheese), the viciousness disqualified
him.


Jason Cormier

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Jan 22, 2004, 2:47:33 PM1/22/04
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On 1/22/04 12:08, in article 10100sr...@corp.supernews.com, "Duke of
URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote:


>> Ahh - you think the joke could have been delivered without the
>> bookends? I think not.
>>
>> What you are really saying is that you either still don't realise
>> that he was being humorous, or conversely, that while you realise
>> he was being humorous you prefer to come across in text as an
>> ignorant, humorless, obnoxious sonuvabich?
>
> Although he *tried* (with the cheese), the viciousness disqualified
> him.

Actually, it looks like the rest of the jury is outvoting you so far...

Declan Murphy

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Jan 22, 2004, 10:07:44 PM1/22/04
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Oh now I get it. This is supposed to be inherently funny, and Haluk's
comments are supposed to be inherently vicious. Naruhodo.

Duke of URL

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Jason Cormier <fj...@hotmail.com> radiated into the WorldWideWait:

Hmph. Facts are not determined by mob opinion <G> So you liked the
vicious parts?


Haluk Skywalker

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> In news:bujlm0$ifb0g$1...@ID-201738.news.uni-berlin.de,
> Haluk Skywalker <yokoo...@spam.net> radiated into the
> WorldWideWait:
> > "Duke of URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet>, iletide ~unu yazd}
> > news:100qg8k...@corp.supernews.com...
>
> >> Jean F***ing Kerry Thinks Japanese Are Anti-American Terrorists
> >> When speaking of Muslim fundamentalists, he calls them Wasabi
> >> Muslims. Oh by the way, he served in Vietnam.
> >> He's right. Wasabi Islam is a particularly harsh form of Sushi
> >> Islam, a religious movement that foments raw hatred. Combating
> >> this scourge is crucial to winning the war on teriyaki.
> >
> > That clearly indicates both he and you don't know a shit about
> > Islam. Because there is only one form of Islam in the first place
> > and it is somewhere between bluecheese and nattou. As for
> > Anti-Americanism, everyone is anti-american these days.
>
> You really are an ignorant, humorless, obnoxious sonuvabich, aren't
> you?
> Flluuusshhh...

Yeah, I guess that sums it...


Haluk Skywalker

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Jan 23, 2004, 8:56:30 AM1/23/04
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I was but obviously Duke doesn't like nattou..


Haluk Skywalker

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Jan 23, 2004, 9:12:09 AM1/23/04
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"Louise Bremner" <dame_...@yahoo.com>, iletide şunu yazdı
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> Jason Cormier <fj...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On 1/20/04 14:12, in article 100qve6...@corp.supernews.com, "Duke
of
> > URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote:
> >
> >
> > >>> Jean F***ing Kerry Thinks Japanese Are Anti-American Terrorists
> > >>> When speaking of Muslim fundamentalists, he calls them Wasabi
> > >>> Muslims. Oh by the way, he served in Vietnam.
> > >>> He's right. Wasabi Islam is a particularly harsh form of Sushi
> > >>> Islam, a religious movement that foments raw hatred. Combating
> > >>> this scourge is crucial to winning the war on teriyaki.
> > >>
> > >> That clearly indicates both he and you don't know a shit about
> > >> Islam. Because there is only one form of Islam in the first place
> > >> and it is somewhere between bluecheese and nattou. As for
> > >> Anti-Americanism, everyone is anti-american these days.
> > >
> > > You really are an ignorant, humorless, obnoxious sonuvabich, aren't
> > > you?
> > > Flluuusshhh...
> >
> > OMIGAWD, is this a Cindy-sized whoosh or the most incredible faked
whoosh in
> > months?
>
> Dunno--too many new players have joined the game recently, I've lost
> track.

Globalization, ma'am? No, I think it's a simple crossposting -although I
posted my message to this ng only...


Haluk Skywalker

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Jan 23, 2004, 9:13:39 AM1/23/04
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"Raj Feridun" <rfe...@NOSPAMyahoo.co.jp>, iletide sunu yazdi
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Which can of worm? The one about Islam being nattou or the one about
anti-americanism?


Jason Cormier

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Jan 24, 2004, 11:57:14 AM1/24/04
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On 1/23/04 0:19, in article 1011bn5...@corp.supernews.com, "Duke of
URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote:

> In news:BC3592CA.7F4A5%fj...@hotmail.com,
> Jason Cormier <fj...@hotmail.com> radiated into the WorldWideWait:
>> On 1/22/04 12:08, in article 10100sr...@corp.supernews.com,
>> "Duke of URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote:
>>
>>>> Ahh - you think the joke could have been delivered without the
>>>> bookends? I think not.
>>>>
>>>> What you are really saying is that you either still don't realise
>>>> that he was being humorous, or conversely, that while you realise
>>>> he was being humorous you prefer to come across in text as an
>>>> ignorant, humorless, obnoxious sonuvabich?
>>>
>>> Although he *tried* (with the cheese), the viciousness disqualified
>>> him.
>>
>> Actually, it looks like the rest of the jury is outvoting you so
>> far...
>
> Hmph. Facts are not determined by mob opinion


Neither are they determined by a hypersensitive person trying to spin-doctor
after getting massively whooshed.

> So you liked the vicious parts?

See "hypersensitive" above...

Raj Feridun

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On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 16:13:39 +0200, "Haluk Skywalker"
<yokoo...@spam.net> wrote:

>"Raj Feridun" <rfe...@NOSPAMyahoo.co.jp>, iletide sunu yazdi
>news:btqr00dsprg5bs2v4...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 18:40:44 +0200, "Haluk Skywalker"
>> <yokoo...@spam.net> wrote:
>>
>> >"Duke of URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet>, iletide ?unu yazd?
>> >news:100qg8k...@corp.supernews.com...
>> >> Jean F***ing Kerry Thinks Japanese Are Anti-American Terrorists
>> >> When speaking of Muslim fundamentalists, he calls them Wasabi Musims.
>> >> Oh by the way, he served in Vietnam.
>> >> He's right. Wasabi Islam is a particularly harsh form of Sushi Islam,
>> >> a religious movement that foments raw hatred. Combating this scourge
>> >> is crucial to winning the war on teriyaki.
>>
>> >That clearly indicates both he and you don't know a shit about Islam.
>> >Because there is only one form of Islam in the first place and it is
>> >somewhere between bluecheese and nattou. As for Anti-Americanism,
>everyone
>> >is anti-american these days.
>>
>> Let's not open that can of worms again.
>
>Which can of worm? The one about Islam being nattou or the one about
>anti-americanism?
>

Yeah, that one.

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