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Michael Cash

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Aug 15, 2003, 10:45:55 AM8/15/03
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Am I the only one who just checked his mail and found he has been
signed up for every fucking mailing list under the sun?

--

Michael Cash

"There was a time, Mr. Cash, when I believed you must be the most useless
thing in the world. But that was before I read a Microsoft help file."

Prof. Ernest T. Bass
Mount Pilot College


http://www.sunfield.ne.jp/~mike/

Bryan Parker

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Aug 15, 2003, 10:53:08 AM8/15/03
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Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> said:

>Am I the only one who just checked his mail and found he has been
>signed up for every fucking mailing list under the sun?

Yes.

P.S. - I'd like to know where you found a sun this
summer.

--
Bryan
gaijenerous -
adjective: more than adequate (Example: "A slab of
gaijenerous proportion")
adjective: willing to give and share unstintingly
(Example: "A gaijenerous ejaculation")
adjective: not petty in character and mind (Example:
"Unusually gaijenerous in his judgment of people")

John W.

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Aug 15, 2003, 10:55:42 AM8/15/03
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Michael Cash wrote:
> Am I the only one who just checked his mail and found he has been
> signed up for every fucking mailing list under the sun?
>
Well, in the past month or so my spam has been steadily increasing. My
Yahoo! mail Junk Mail box gets roughly two to three hundred a day now,
plus about as third as many that don't get filtered. Unfortunately since
I've discovered numnerous valuable emails in there that weren't spam
(job related stuff), I have to look at the subject line/sender for every
one.

John W.

Michael Cash

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Aug 15, 2003, 9:24:21 PM8/15/03
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On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 23:53:08 +0900, Bryan Parker
<puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:

>Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
>
>>Am I the only one who just checked his mail and found he has been
>>signed up for every fucking mailing list under the sun?
>
>Yes.
>
>P.S. - I'd like to know where you found a sun this
>summer.

Try scouring your butthole. Works wonders for me.

Rodney Webster

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Aug 15, 2003, 9:20:13 PM8/15/03
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In article <qlspjvka8jp7gg6hp...@4ax.com>,
Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
>
> >Am I the only one who just checked his mail and found he has been
> >signed up for every fucking mailing list under the sun?
>
> Yes.

No.

> P.S. - I'd like to know where you found a sun this
> summer.

He bent over.

--
Rodney Webster
http://knot.mine.nu/

Ace

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Aug 16, 2003, 3:11:20 AM8/16/03
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> Am I the only one who just checked his mail and found he has been
> signed up for every fucking mailing list under the sun?


Here are some spam filter programs for Windows --->

http://www.tucows.com/spam95.html

I use a nice spam filter for Macs called Spamfire --->

http://www.matterform.com/

Ace

Michael Cash

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Aug 16, 2003, 3:55:33 AM8/16/03
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On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 02:11:20 -0500, Ace <A...@bogus.net> belched the

alphabet and kept on going with:

>


>> Am I the only one who just checked his mail and found he has been
>> signed up for every fucking mailing list under the sun?
>
>
>Here are some spam filter programs for Windows --->
>
>http://www.tucows.com/spam95.html

That is interesting. Perhaps even ironic.

About half a dozen of the mailing lists some asshole signed me up for
were from tucows....Mr. Ace at *bogus* dot net.

John W.

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Aug 16, 2003, 11:40:51 AM8/16/03
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Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> wrote in message news:<rgw_news001-E398...@news01.so-net.ne.jp>...

> In article <qlspjvka8jp7gg6hp...@4ax.com>,
> Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
> >
> > >Am I the only one who just checked his mail and found he has been
> > >signed up for every fucking mailing list under the sun?
> >
> > Yes.
>
> No.
>
> > P.S. - I'd like to know where you found a sun this
> > summer.
>
> He bent over.

You expect me to believe that Mike can bend over?

John W.

Michael Cash

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Aug 16, 2003, 7:20:00 PM8/16/03
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On 16 Aug 2003 08:40:51 -0700, worth...@yahoo.com (John W.) belched

the alphabet and kept on going with:

>Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> wrote in message news:<rgw_news001-E398...@news01.so-net.ne.jp>...

That would be unreasonable. But you had damned well better believe the
sun shines out my asshole.

John W.

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Aug 17, 2003, 10:09:13 AM8/17/03
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Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<60ftjv4s78407bvgt...@4ax.com>...

> On 16 Aug 2003 08:40:51 -0700, worth...@yahoo.com (John W.) belched
> the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
> >Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> wrote in message news:<rgw_news001-E398...@news01.so-net.ne.jp>...
> >> In article <qlspjvka8jp7gg6hp...@4ax.com>,
> >> Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
> >> >
> >> > >Am I the only one who just checked his mail and found he has been
> >> > >signed up for every fucking mailing list under the sun?
> >> >
> >> > Yes.
> >>
> >> No.
> >>
> >> > P.S. - I'd like to know where you found a sun this
> >> > summer.
> >>
> >> He bent over.
> >
> >You expect me to believe that Mike can bend over?
>
> That would be unreasonable. But you had damned well better believe the
> sun shines out my asshole.
>
The sun ain't that big.

John W.

Michael Cash

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Aug 18, 2003, 2:52:34 AM8/18/03
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On 17 Aug 2003 07:09:13 -0700, worth...@yahoo.com (John W.) belched

the alphabet and kept on going with:

>Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<60ftjv4s78407bvgt...@4ax.com>...
>> On 16 Aug 2003 08:40:51 -0700, worth...@yahoo.com (John W.) belched
>> the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>
>> >Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> wrote in message news:<rgw_news001-E398...@news01.so-net.ne.jp>...
>> >> In article <qlspjvka8jp7gg6hp...@4ax.com>,
>> >> Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
>> >> >
>> >> > >Am I the only one who just checked his mail and found he has been
>> >> > >signed up for every fucking mailing list under the sun?
>> >> >
>> >> > Yes.
>> >>
>> >> No.
>> >>
>> >> > P.S. - I'd like to know where you found a sun this
>> >> > summer.
>> >>
>> >> He bent over.
>> >
>> >You expect me to believe that Mike can bend over?
>>
>> That would be unreasonable. But you had damned well better believe the
>> sun shines out my asshole.
>>
>The sun ain't that big.

It does tend to rattle around a bit.

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