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Haluk

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Oct 21, 2003, 6:41:28 PM10/21/03
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Errrr, I'd like to go to Japan and work there as neurosurgeon. But my
concern is I do not have degree in medicine. How would I go about obtaining
a work permit? Any one here have any idea as to what they are looking for
when they are hiring a neurosurgeon?

Do I need a seperate bank account from an Estonian Bank for laundrying the
money earned from drug dealing -I'm planning this as a side business.

Do I need an adapter for my electric dildo or will it operate there? Is the
voltage reliable there or is there a risk of getting my ass fried? I'd
appreciate help from any fellow Estonians currently doing this in Japan.

Thanks
Another redneck Estonian jerk who thinks the world ends on Pasific Shore


Gerry

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Oct 21, 2003, 7:58:11 PM10/21/03
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In article <bn4cm0$sq5fl$1...@ID-201738.news.uni-berlin.de>, Haluk
<yokoo...@spam.net> wrote:

> Errrr, I'd like to go to Japan and work there as neurosurgeon. But my
> concern is I do not have degree in medicine. How would I go about
> obtaining a work permit? Any one here have any idea as to what they
> are looking for when they are hiring a neurosurgeon?

First, bring your own cutlery. Nobody wants to loan you a bone saw and
have you bring it back 6 weeks later all messy. Also, get a lab jacket
with a heavy embossed name tag, claiming your specialty.

in Japan, paperwork is very very important. There's no way to stress
their adherence to bona fides and the paper trail. So I would suggest
you have it forged by the best you can afford.

That about covers it.

> Do I need a seperate bank account from an Estonian Bank for
> laundrying the money earned from drug dealing -I'm planning this as a
> side business.

By all means don't use a bank account--where the hell did you learn to
launder money, Lithuania?

> Do I need an adapter for my electric dildo or will it operate there?
> Is the voltage reliable there or is there a risk of getting my ass
> fried?

You have as good a chance of getting your ass fried there as anywhere
else if you're pushing electrical devices in there, particularly while
taunting others.

> I'd appreciate help from any fellow Estonians currently doing this in
> Japan.

He left, but he'll be back Tuesday.

--
///--- Vote for the richest Republican. He understand the common man.

Haluk

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Oct 22, 2003, 1:46:16 AM10/22/03
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"Gerry" <222...@adelphia.net.invalid>, haber iletisinde ?unlar?
yazd?:211020031658114835%222...@adelphia.net.invalid...

> In article <bn4cm0$sq5fl$1...@ID-201738.news.uni-berlin.de>, Haluk
> <yokoo...@spam.net> wrote:
>
> ...

> > Do I need an adapter for my electric dildo or will it operate there?
> > Is the voltage reliable there or is there a risk of getting my ass
> > fried?
>
> You have as good a chance of getting your ass fried there as anywhere
> else if you're pushing electrical devices in there, particularly while
> taunting others.
>
>

Than I guess I'll bring the batteries from Estonia and buy the rest of the
dildo in Japan.


Declan Murphy

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Oct 22, 2003, 1:59:18 AM10/22/03
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Haluk wrote:

> Than I guess I'll bring the batteries from Estonia and buy the rest of the
> dildo in Japan.

Absolutely agree regarding the batteries. But as Michael Cash wrote, you
should just "Pull your hard drive" and "build a new box when you get
here." Since Michael has been to Japan three times I guess he has pulled
his hard drive more than most of us. Let us live and learn.


--
A hand on the bush is worth two birds on the arm.

Michael Cash

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Oct 22, 2003, 7:17:35 AM10/22/03
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 14:59:18 +0900, Declan Murphy
<declan...@hotmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:

>Haluk wrote:
>
>> Than I guess I'll bring the batteries from Estonia and buy the rest of the
>> dildo in Japan.
>
>Absolutely agree regarding the batteries. But as Michael Cash wrote, you
>should just "Pull your hard drive" and "build a new box when you get
>here." Since Michael has been to Japan three times I guess he has pulled
>his hard drive more than most of us. Let us live and learn.

You should see the mess my "data dumps" make.


wasabi

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Oct 22, 2003, 8:50:06 AM10/22/03
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Gerry <222...@adelphia.net.invalid> wrote in message news:<211020031658114835%222...@adelphia.net.invalid>...

> In article <bn4cm0$sq5fl$1...@ID-201738.news.uni-berlin.de>, Haluk
> <yokoo...@spam.net> wrote:
>
> > Errrr, I'd like to go to Japan and work there as neurosurgeon. But my
> > concern is I do not have degree in medicine. How would I go about
> > obtaining a work permit? Any one here have any idea as to what they
> > are looking for when they are hiring a neurosurgeon?
>
> First, bring your own cutlery. Nobody wants to loan you a bone saw and
> have you bring it back 6 weeks later all messy. Also, get a lab jacket
> with a heavy embossed name tag, claiming your specialty.
>
> in Japan, paperwork is very very important. There's no way to stress
> their adherence to bona fides and the paper trail. So I would suggest
> you have it forged by the best you can afford.
>
> That about covers it.
>
> > Do I need a seperate bank account from an Estonian Bank for
> > laundrying the money earned from drug dealing -I'm planning this as a
> > side business.
>
> By all means don't use a bank account--where the hell did you learn to
> launder money, Lithuania?


In Japan, the Yakuza lauder their money through semiprofessional
Eikawa schools and gaijin houses. If you find a "company" that runs
both, you can be sure its Yakuza. If you find yourself
working/renting from this organization, remember to be very nice and
obey their rules.

Bryce

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Oct 22, 2003, 12:44:24 PM10/22/03
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>
> In Japan, the Yakuza lauder their money through semiprofessional
> Eikawa schools and gaijin houses. If you find a "company" that runs
> both, you can be sure its Yakuza. If you find yourself
> working/renting from this organization, remember to be very nice and
> obey their rules.
>
>

fuck the yaks and chimps; you don't have to be nice to them.


Haluk

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Oct 22, 2003, 6:17:26 PM10/22/03
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"Bryce" <fuk...@takethisout.hotmail.com>, haber iletisinde şunları
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besides being nice & kind to them doesn't make difference. they'll hate your
guts anyhow.


Bill Smith

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Oct 22, 2003, 6:39:24 PM10/22/03
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SFC

Bryce

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Oct 22, 2003, 7:48:50 PM10/22/03
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"Haluk" <yokoo...@spam.net> wrote in message
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good point.


>


Haluk

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Oct 23, 2003, 3:14:53 PM10/23/03
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Bryce

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Oct 23, 2003, 4:08:18 PM10/23/03
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So Fucking Cool!


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